| Coffee break's over... [message #77632] |
Sat, 30 December 2006 10:57 |
DC
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Registered: July 2005
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Saddam Hussein goes to hell and the devil is waiting.
He looks at Saddam and says, You have the choice of 3 doors and you
MUST choose one of the doors, the door you choose will be your
fate for all eternity!"
Saddam nods and they proceed to the first door, open it and there is
Adolf Hitler diving into a pool almost drowning, then resurfacing
then diving back in again.
Saddam looks and shakes his head " I cant swim " he says.
The devil shrugs and they proceed to the next door and there is Arafat
hitting a rock with a pick over and over. Mr. Hussein looks and shakes
his head again " I have this bad shoulder and can’t do heavy work "
The Devil shrugs and they proceed to the final door. The devil opens
it and there is Bill Clinton laying on a table with Monica Lewinsky
on top of him doing what she does best.
Saddam’s beady, yet strangely flinty eyes light up and go wide and
he says " hell yes, that’s the one for me!"
The devil smirks and says " Miss Lewinsky You Are Free To Go!"
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