| OT: monday humor [message #83173] |
Mon, 16 April 2007 12:04 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem. Her two female
parrots have picked up a bad habit. Any time she has visitors, the two
parrots embarrass her by saying, in unison,
"Hi! We're hookers. Want to have some fun?"
To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile, explaining that he has
two male parrots which he has trained to pray and who've become very
observant, spending much of the day davening (praying) in their cage.
He's confident that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his
house, his two parrots will exert such a positive influence that her
birds will turn into model parrots.
The next day the woman drives over to the rabbi's house and brings her
two parrots into his home. As she looks around, she notices a large
cage with two parrots, each wearing a little kippah (skull cap) and
tiny tallis (prayer shawl) and each holding a miniature prayer book
while they rock back and forth in prayer.
Sure enough, as soon as she places her parrots in the cage, they shout
out to their male counterparts: "Hi! We're hookers. Want to have some
fun?"
One of the rabbi's parrots immediately turns to the other and squawks:
"Moishe, put the f...kin' book down. Our prayers have been answered!"
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