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| Re: Spanish for your Nanny [message #94792 is a reply to message #94790] |
Wed, 16 January 2008 19:52   |
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dc[3]
Messages: 895
Registered: September 2005
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Amy rocks! Good for her.
Please tell her I said that. That could have turned out much worse.
Ok, so I am in a well-known bar on the coast here near San Diego.
Hot local cover band is playing and I went to see them (I did their
system). There is a beautiful girl (the best in the building frankly)
who sees the band fairly often, who has become a good friend. Now,
I am very married, and there is no funny biz going on, but since we
laugh and talk a lot, it probably looks like we are dating. Anyway, I
am coming back from the can and this huge guy (I am not small as you
know and this guy's chest is at my forehead) comes through the crowd
and as he passes gives me a solid shoulder hit, wham!... I turn to ask
what that was for, but he is gone, so I let it go. I go back, and turn to
this girl and say: "DAMN, that was weird, some huge guy just tried to
knock me down!" and she starts laughing right in my face... Turns out
the guy had asked her for a dance while I was in the can and while dancing
he had grabbed her butt, whereupon she punched him right in the nose...
!
So, I guess he tried to take it out on me...
But I would pay 20 bucks or so to have a videotape of that dance...
DC
"Deej" <noway@jose.net> wrote:
>ruight before Christmas I was sitting up in my office and my little 100
lb.
>wife came in holding her hand, which was turning blueblack. About 15 minutes
>earlier she was opening her card door in the parking lot of the local Krogers
>when some guy slipped up behind her, grabbed her arm and started trying
to
>yank her away from the car door. She whipped around and planted her right
>fist right in the middle of the guy's face and he went down like a sack
of
>potatoes. He was so shocked when, rather than running away, she started
advancing
>on him with her fists clenched screaming in rage that he scrambled to his
>feet and hauled ass across the parking lot and disappeared behind a liquor
>store. The manager of that supermarket is a good friend of ours. Police
were
>summoned, a dragnet was instigated by store sucurity, etc. I took Amy down
>to the minor emergency clinic where they X-Rayed her hand and she gave a
>statement to the police. During the interview we were told that the sanctuary
>city policy has drawn some pretty ugly folks to this area and that there
>have been numerous attempted rapes and robberies in supermarket parking
lots
>all over this town recently by young hispanic males who, when arrested,
have
>turned out to be illegal immigrants. The guy who grabbed Amy was a young
>hispanic male. Little did this guy know that Amy is one of the best sketch
>artists in Colorado. She had a drawing of the guy for police the next day.
>They are still looking for him.
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| Re: Spanish for your Nanny [message #94801 is a reply to message #94796] |
Wed, 16 January 2008 22:26 |
Neil
Messages: 1645
Registered: April 2006
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I was practically in tears over this one:
http://www.joecartoon.com/videos/346-martix_fart_mix
Was laughing so hard, my whole face hurt.
Neil
Paul Braun <cygnus_nospam@ctgonline.org> wrote:
>On 17 Jan 2008 09:02:06 +1000, "DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
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>>"Deej" <noway@jose.net> wrote:
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>>>Heheh!!!....brilliant!!!!....did you watch the one with the snake???.....I
>>>know...I'm a total pig.....gawd I laughed so hard I woke up the dogs.
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>>Where the guy is looking for the missing snake?
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>>My wife would knock him out for that...
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>>heh
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>>DC
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>OK, you bastards. I just wasted a freakin' hour at that site.
>
>Happy now????
>
>Watch a few of the boob-related ones, and try not wetting yourself
>while laughing.
>
>Damn you.
>
>pab
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