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OT: the upcoming rebate [message #97687]

Tue, 01 April 2008 01:44

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

How to use your rebate

As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
all the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will
all go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will all go to
India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico
, Honduras , and Guatamala. If we purchase a good car it will all go
to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan , and
none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way to keep
that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those
are the only businesses still in the US .

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Re: the upcoming rebate [message #97694 is a reply to message #97687]

Tue, 01 April 2008 05:46

Deej [5]
Messages: 373
Registered: March 2008

Senior Member

"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:mdt3v3t0u9qagi0mhgqd0uf5dkc2tp4hie@4ax.com...
>
>
> How to use your rebate
>
> As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
> of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
> all the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will
> all go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will all go to
> India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico
> , Honduras , and Guatamala. If we purchase a good car it will all go
> to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan , and
> none of it will help the American economy.
>
> We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way to keep
> that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those
> are the only businesses still in the US .

Doesn't this thread belong on the prostitution newsgroup?

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/by-newsgroup/alt/alt.sex.prostituti on.html

;o)

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Re: the upcoming rebate [message #97699 is a reply to message #97694]

Tue, 01 April 2008 07:39

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

i thought that's what this one was...??? no beer for me as i'm
watching my figure...now where's that ho???

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 06:46:58 -0600, "Mr. Simplicity" <noway@jose.net>
wrote:

>
>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:mdt3v3t0u9qagi0mhgqd0uf5dkc2tp4hie@4ax.com...
>>
>>
>> How to use your rebate
>>
>> As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one
>> of us would now get a nice rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart,
>> all the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will
>> all go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will all go to
>> India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico
>> , Honduras , and Guatamala. If we purchase a good car it will all go
>> to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan , and
>> none of it will help the American economy.
>>
>> We need to keep that money here in America , so the only way to keep
>> that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those
>> are the only businesses still in the US .
>
>Doesn't this thread belong on the prostitution newsgroup?
>
> http://www.faqs.org/faqs/by-newsgroup/alt/alt.sex.prostituti on.html
>
>;o)
>

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Re: the upcoming rebate [message #97703 is a reply to message #97699]

Tue, 01 April 2008 12:00

Deej [5]
Messages: 373
Registered: March 2008

Senior Member

"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:45i4v3hkijpr26387blf35ridqa43iq96n@4ax.com...
>i thought that's what this one was...??? no beer for me as i'm
> watching my figure...now where's that ho???

ummmm....shouldn't that be "where's that heaugh" ?

;o)

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Re: the upcoming rebate [message #97712 is a reply to message #97703]

Tue, 01 April 2008 17:18

Rich Lamanna

Messages: 316
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

You might ask Elliot Spitzer.

Rich

"Mr. Simplicity" <noway@jose.net> wrote in message news:47f28936$1@linux...
>
> "rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:45i4v3hkijpr26387blf35ridqa43iq96n@4ax.com...
> >i thought that's what this one was...??? no beer for me as i'm
> > watching my figure...now where's that ho???
>
>
> ummmm....shouldn't that be "where's that heaugh" ?
>
> ;o)
>
>

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Re: the upcoming rebate [message #97719 is a reply to message #97703]

Wed, 02 April 2008 03:21

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

sorry, but i'm not that sofisticated...ho ho ho...

On Tue, 1 Apr 2008 13:00:54 -0600, "Mr. Simplicity" <noway@jose.net>
wrote:

>
>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:45i4v3hkijpr26387blf35ridqa43iq96n@4ax.com...
>>i thought that's what this one was...??? no beer for me as i'm
>> watching my figure...now where's that ho???
>
>
>ummmm....shouldn't that be "where's that heaugh" ?
>
>;o)
>

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