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Viruses, LOL! [message #67630] Wed, 03 May 2006 23:35 Go to next message
excelav is currently offline  excelav   
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Some are amusing, some are not. I liked the Viruses, LOL!

Sorry guys I couldn't resist.

Videos:
http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/

http://www.apple.com/getamac

Ducking for cover; )
Re: Viruses, LOL! [message #67672 is a reply to message #67630] Thu, 04 May 2006 10:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
wmarkwilson is currently offline  wmarkwilson   UNITED STATES
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Duck this:

http://www.ancientspear.com/mac.wmv

Dubya

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4459a0c4$1@linux...
>
> Some are amusing, some are not. I liked the Viruses, LOL!
>
> Sorry guys I couldn't resist.
>
> Videos:
> http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/
>
> http://www.apple.com/getamac
>
> Ducking for cover; )
Re: Viruses, LOL! [message #67675 is a reply to message #67672] Thu, 04 May 2006 12:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tony Benson is currently offline  Tony Benson   UNITED STATES
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Sorry Dubya. This one was "ducked" years ago. 99.9% of this stuff never
happened any Mac user I know. Maybe he was working on a pre-beta hacked
version of OSX or something. ?? The thing about the Dock is true though.

Anyway, talk about irony. I was reading this on my PC here at work. I looked
at the Apple commercials (cute, I thought), then looked at the link in your
email. Oops! Outlook Express decides it doesn't like something and locks. I
mean a hard lock! I barely got control-alt-delete to bring up the task
manager so I could shut OE down. Anyway, got it to close, re-opened and BAM!
Locks again. Another control-alt-delete and close. This time I decide to
reboot the whole machine. So far so good. Anyway, I just thought it was
funny based on the Mac commercial.

I use both Mac's and PC's with great success. They both have their
idiosyncrasies. I did find that most of the anti-PC commercials on Apple's
site had more truths in them than that old anti-Mac spoof. Who really cares
though? Use what works for you.

Tony



"W. Mark Wilson" <wmarkwilson@integrity.com> wrote in message
news:445a3b6b$1@linux...
> Duck this:
>
> http://www.ancientspear.com/mac.wmv
>
> Dubya
>
> "James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4459a0c4$1@linux...
>>
>> Some are amusing, some are not. I liked the Viruses, LOL!
>>
>> Sorry guys I couldn't resist.
>>
>> Videos:
>> http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/
>>
>> http://www.apple.com/getamac
>>
>> Ducking for cover; )
>
>
Re: Viruses, LOL! [message #67679 is a reply to message #67675] Thu, 04 May 2006 13:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
excelav is currently offline  excelav   
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You can turn that feature off on the Dock. No big deal! Mac running OSX
do not crash. OS 9 did not have protected memory/dynamiclly allocated memory,
so you have to manually give each program enough memory to run the task
it is doing. If you don't do that, the program will crash and 85% of the
time take the OS with it. Unfortunately PC users don't know that and even
worse, most Mac users didn't know it either! That is why people think Macs
crash. It's a lack of knowledge.

This was the one thing on OS 9 that was not automatic. But you could do
other cool things, like set up extension preference sets in Extensions manager.
In other words, you could have one set for audio work, one for video work,
etc, and have your system quickly optimized. Things we didn't have to set
up or mess with were, .dll files, setting IRQs, viruses, worms, etc, just
to name a few. All of those things PC users have to fuss with. On OSX
we still don't have to deal with all that.

It's kind of funny, if some hack creates a virus for the Mac it's big news,
if a hunderd viruses come out today for the PC, most likely you will not
even hear about it.

Like Tony said 99.9% of the stuff in the Mac bash video is bullshit! It
comes from ignorance. Anyways, use what works for you!

Some of the Apple videos, are not accurate either. All tung in cheek; )



James

P.S. I'm also a PC user: )


"Tony Benson" <tony@standinghampton.com> wrote:
>Sorry Dubya. This one was "ducked" years ago. 99.9% of this stuff never

>happened any Mac user I know. Maybe he was working on a pre-beta hacked

>version of OSX or something. ?? The thing about the Dock is true though.
>
>Anyway, talk about irony. I was reading this on my PC here at work. I looked

>at the Apple commercials (cute, I thought), then looked at the link in your

>email. Oops! Outlook Express decides it doesn't like something and locks.
I
>mean a hard lock! I barely got control-alt-delete to bring up the task
>manager so I could shut OE down. Anyway, got it to close, re-opened and
BAM!
>Locks again. Another control-alt-delete and close. This time I decide to

>reboot the whole machine. So far so good. Anyway, I just thought it was

>funny based on the Mac commercial.
>
>I use both Mac's and PC's with great success. They both have their
>idiosyncrasies. I did find that most of the anti-PC commercials on Apple's

>site had more truths in them than that old anti-Mac spoof. Who really cares

>though? Use what works for you.
>
>Tony
>
>
>
>"W. Mark Wilson" <wmarkwilson@integrity.com> wrote in message
>news:445a3b6b$1@linux...
>> Duck this:
>>
>> http://www.ancientspear.com/mac.wmv
>>
>> Dubya
>>
>> "James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:4459a0c4$1@linux...
>>>
>>> Some are amusing, some are not. I liked the Viruses, LOL!
>>>
>>> Sorry guys I couldn't resist.
>>>
>>> Videos:
>>> http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/
>>>
>>> http://www.apple.com/getamac
>>>
>>> Ducking for cover; )
>>
>>
>
>
Re: Viruses, LOL! [message #67687 is a reply to message #67672] Thu, 04 May 2006 15:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Rod Lincoln is currently offline  Rod Lincoln
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Registered: September 2005
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I LOVE that vid. Got it on my desktop. Really pisses off a couple of my mac
friends.
Rod
"W. Mark Wilson" <wmarkwilson@integrity.com> wrote:
>Duck this:
>
>http://www.ancientspear.com/mac.wmv
>
>Dubya
>
>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:4459a0c4$1@linux...
>>
>> Some are amusing, some are not. I liked the Viruses, LOL!
>>
>> Sorry guys I couldn't resist.
>>
>> Videos:
>> http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/
>>
>> http://www.apple.com/getamac
>>
>> Ducking for cover; )
>
>
Re: Viruses, LOL! [message #67691 is a reply to message #67679] Thu, 04 May 2006 17:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
wmarkwilson is currently offline  wmarkwilson   UNITED STATES
Messages: 114
Registered: July 2005
Senior Member
Wow, for what started out as a comedy thread, some folks can sure get goin'
on the serious side to the exclusion of any of the comedic value intended.
I still think it's funny and I have MAC-centric friends who vouch for and
laugh at the referenced MAC downsides. And it does have them.... just like
PC and MACs will always have them.

Dubya

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:445a6370$1@linux...
>
> You can turn that feature off on the Dock. No big deal! Mac running OSX
> do not crash. OS 9 did not have protected memory/dynamiclly allocated
> memory,
> so you have to manually give each program enough memory to run the task
> it is doing. If you don't do that, the program will crash and 85% of the
> time take the OS with it. Unfortunately PC users don't know that and even
> worse, most Mac users didn't know it either! That is why people think
> Macs
> crash. It's a lack of knowledge.
>
> This was the one thing on OS 9 that was not automatic. But you could do
> other cool things, like set up extension preference sets in Extensions
> manager.
> In other words, you could have one set for audio work, one for video work,
> etc, and have your system quickly optimized. Things we didn't have to set
> up or mess with were, .dll files, setting IRQs, viruses, worms, etc, just
> to name a few. All of those things PC users have to fuss with. On OSX
> we still don't have to deal with all that.
>
> It's kind of funny, if some hack creates a virus for the Mac it's big
> news,
> if a hunderd viruses come out today for the PC, most likely you will not
> even hear about it.
>
> Like Tony said 99.9% of the stuff in the Mac bash video is bullshit! It
> comes from ignorance. Anyways, use what works for you!
>
> Some of the Apple videos, are not accurate either. All tung in cheek; )
>
>
>
> James
>
> P.S. I'm also a PC user: )
>
>
> "Tony Benson" <tony@standinghampton.com> wrote:
>>Sorry Dubya. This one was "ducked" years ago. 99.9% of this stuff never
>
>>happened any Mac user I know. Maybe he was working on a pre-beta hacked
>
>>version of OSX or something. ?? The thing about the Dock is true though.
>>
>>Anyway, talk about irony. I was reading this on my PC here at work. I
>>looked
>
>>at the Apple commercials (cute, I thought), then looked at the link in
>>your
>
>>email. Oops! Outlook Express decides it doesn't like something and locks.
> I
>>mean a hard lock! I barely got control-alt-delete to bring up the task
>>manager so I could shut OE down. Anyway, got it to close, re-opened and
> BAM!
>>Locks again. Another control-alt-delete and close. This time I decide to
>
>>reboot the whole machine. So far so good. Anyway, I just thought it was
>
>>funny based on the Mac commercial.
>>
>>I use both Mac's and PC's with great success. They both have their
>>idiosyncrasies. I did find that most of the anti-PC commercials on Apple's
>
>>site had more truths in them than that old anti-Mac spoof. Who really
>>cares
>
>>though? Use what works for you.
>>
>>Tony
>>
>>
>>
>>"W. Mark Wilson" <wmarkwilson@integrity.com> wrote in message
>>news:445a3b6b$1@linux...
>>> Duck this:
>>>
>>> http://www.ancientspear.com/mac.wmv
>>>
>>> Dubya
>>>
>>> "James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:4459a0c4$1@linux...
>>>>
>>>> Some are amusing, some are not. I liked the Viruses, LOL!
>>>>
>>>> Sorry guys I couldn't resist.
>>>>
>>>> Videos:
>>>> http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/
>>>>
>>>> http://www.apple.com/getamac
>>>>
>>>> Ducking for cover; )
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
Re: Viruses, LOL! [message #67713 is a reply to message #67691] Fri, 05 May 2006 09:40 Go to previous message
Tony Benson is currently offline  Tony Benson   UNITED STATES
Messages: 453
Registered: June 2006
Senior Member
Oh the Mac has faults also for sure. Just not the one's that video
references. At least not in my experience. Maybe I'm just really lucky!? Oh
great, now I have to go find some wood to knock on! ;>)

Tony


"W. Mark Wilson" <wmarkwilson@integrity.com> wrote in message
news:445a9b0b$1@linux...
> Wow, for what started out as a comedy thread, some folks can sure get
> goin' on the serious side to the exclusion of any of the comedic value
> intended. I still think it's funny and I have MAC-centric friends who
> vouch for and laugh at the referenced MAC downsides. And it does have
> them.... just like PC and MACs will always have them.
>
> Dubya
>
> "James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:445a6370$1@linux...
>>
>> You can turn that feature off on the Dock. No big deal! Mac running OSX
>> do not crash. OS 9 did not have protected memory/dynamiclly allocated
>> memory,
>> so you have to manually give each program enough memory to run the task
>> it is doing. If you don't do that, the program will crash and 85% of the
>> time take the OS with it. Unfortunately PC users don't know that and
>> even
>> worse, most Mac users didn't know it either! That is why people think
>> Macs
>> crash. It's a lack of knowledge.
>>
>> This was the one thing on OS 9 that was not automatic. But you could do
>> other cool things, like set up extension preference sets in Extensions
>> manager.
>> In other words, you could have one set for audio work, one for video
>> work,
>> etc, and have your system quickly optimized. Things we didn't have to
>> set
>> up or mess with were, .dll files, setting IRQs, viruses, worms, etc, just
>> to name a few. All of those things PC users have to fuss with. On OSX
>> we still don't have to deal with all that.
>>
>> It's kind of funny, if some hack creates a virus for the Mac it's big
>> news,
>> if a hunderd viruses come out today for the PC, most likely you will not
>> even hear about it.
>>
>> Like Tony said 99.9% of the stuff in the Mac bash video is bullshit! It
>> comes from ignorance. Anyways, use what works for you!
>>
>> Some of the Apple videos, are not accurate either. All tung in cheek; )
>>
>>
>>
>> James
>>
>> P.S. I'm also a PC user: )
>>
>>
>> "Tony Benson" <tony@standinghampton.com> wrote:
>>>Sorry Dubya. This one was "ducked" years ago. 99.9% of this stuff never
>>
>>>happened any Mac user I know. Maybe he was working on a pre-beta hacked
>>
>>>version of OSX or something. ?? The thing about the Dock is true though.
>>>
>>>Anyway, talk about irony. I was reading this on my PC here at work. I
>>>looked
>>
>>>at the Apple commercials (cute, I thought), then looked at the link in
>>>your
>>
>>>email. Oops! Outlook Express decides it doesn't like something and locks.
>> I
>>>mean a hard lock! I barely got control-alt-delete to bring up the task
>>>manager so I could shut OE down. Anyway, got it to close, re-opened and
>> BAM!
>>>Locks again. Another control-alt-delete and close. This time I decide to
>>
>>>reboot the whole machine. So far so good. Anyway, I just thought it was
>>
>>>funny based on the Mac commercial.
>>>
>>>I use both Mac's and PC's with great success. They both have their
>>>idiosyncrasies. I did find that most of the anti-PC commercials on
>>>Apple's
>>
>>>site had more truths in them than that old anti-Mac spoof. Who really
>>>cares
>>
>>>though? Use what works for you.
>>>
>>>Tony
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"W. Mark Wilson" <wmarkwilson@integrity.com> wrote in message
>>>news:445a3b6b$1@linux...
>>>> Duck this:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.ancientspear.com/mac.wmv
>>>>
>>>> Dubya
>>>>
>>>> "James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4459a0c4$1@linux...
>>>>>
>>>>> Some are amusing, some are not. I liked the Viruses, LOL!
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry guys I couldn't resist.
>>>>>
>>>>> Videos:
>>>>> http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.apple.com/getamac
>>>>>
>>>>> Ducking for cover; )
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>
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