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OT: Olympic coverage [message #64823]

Wed, 22 February 2006 21:22

Dedric Terry
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Registered: June 2007

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Apparently tomorrow night, "Canada clashes with Norway in curling".

Ummm...I'm not a curling expert, but have seen it in the Olympics
before...shouldn't that be something like "Canada bumps into Norway in
curling"?

Or maybe "Norway brushes with Canada", or "Canada slides and collides with
Norway"?

Maybe the announcer has never seen curling. Seems to me "clashing" would be
the one move guaranteed to lose the match.

DT

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Re: OT: Olympic coverage [message #64832 is a reply to message #64823]

Thu, 23 February 2006 01:47

rick

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ever been hit with a big ass piece of rock mister??? huh huh huh???
curling is hockey times 10...no make that a bajillion!

On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:22:46 -0700, Dedric Terry <dterry@keyofd.net>
wrote:

>Apparently tomorrow night, "Canada clashes with Norway in curling".
>
>Ummm...I'm not a curling expert, but have seen it in the Olympics
>before...shouldn't that be something like "Canada bumps into Norway in
>curling"?
>
>Or maybe "Norway brushes with Canada", or "Canada slides and collides with
>Norway"?
>
>Maybe the announcer has never seen curling. Seems to me "clashing" would be
>the one move guaranteed to lose the match.
>
>DT

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Re: OT: Olympic coverage [message #64842 is a reply to message #64832]

Thu, 23 February 2006 08:25

Dedric Terry
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I didn't know you could body check in curling. And why don't the goalies
wear padding?

And really, how bad could a 42lb piece of rock hurt sliding 0.01 miles an
hour on ice? ;-)

I think you have it backwards. Hockey is curly divided by pi, with the
bristles removed from the brushes.

On 2/23/06 2:47 AM, in article ts0rv1hh4fgdl0l50m8g650e5sagif0n4a@4ax.com,
"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:

> ever been hit with a big ass piece of rock mister??? huh huh huh???
> curling is hockey times 10...no make that a bajillion!
>
> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:22:46 -0700, Dedric Terry <dterry@keyofd.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Apparently tomorrow night, "Canada clashes with Norway in curling".
>>
>> Ummm...I'm not a curling expert, but have seen it in the Olympics
>> before...shouldn't that be something like "Canada bumps into Norway in
>> curling"?
>>
>> Or maybe "Norway brushes with Canada", or "Canada slides and collides with
>> Norway"?
>>
>> Maybe the announcer has never seen curling. Seems to me "clashing" would be
>> the one move guaranteed to lose the match.
>>
>> DT
>

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Re: Olympic coverage [message #64843 is a reply to message #64823]

Thu, 23 February 2006 08:28

Deej [1]

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Registered: January 2006

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First time I paid attention to curling was when it was featured in
either Help or Hard Days Night (I forget which one had the curling going on)
I figured once they showed that on TV the world would be so bored that it
would be against the law to submit an audience to it ever again...........I
feel the same way about golf.

Deej

"Dedric Terry" <dterry@keyofd.net> wrote in message
news:C02294B6.1509%dterry@keyofd.net...
> Apparently tomorrow night, "Canada clashes with Norway in curling".
>
> Ummm...I'm not a curling expert, but have seen it in the Olympics
> before...shouldn't that be something like "Canada bumps into Norway in
> curling"?
>
> Or maybe "Norway brushes with Canada", or "Canada slides and collides with
> Norway"?
>
> Maybe the announcer has never seen curling. Seems to me "clashing" would
be
> the one move guaranteed to lose the match.
>
> DT
>

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Re: Olympic coverage [message #64845 is a reply to message #64843]

Thu, 23 February 2006 08:47

EK Sound

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The finest skill in Curling, is the ability to be able to stand on a
sheet of ice after consuming several jugs of beer... makes you wonder
how the Olympic curlers get past the drug screenings... ;-)

David.

DJ wrote:
> First time I paid attention to curling was when it was featured in
> either Help or Hard Days Night (I forget which one had the curling going on)
> I figured once they showed that on TV the world would be so bored that it
> would be against the law to submit an audience to it ever again...........I
> feel the same way about golf.
>
> Deej
>
>
> "Dedric Terry" <dterry@keyofd.net> wrote in message
> news:C02294B6.1509%dterry@keyofd.net...
>
>>Apparently tomorrow night, "Canada clashes with Norway in curling".
>>
>>Ummm...I'm not a curling expert, but have seen it in the Olympics
>>before...shouldn't that be something like "Canada bumps into Norway in
>>curling"?
>>
>>Or maybe "Norway brushes with Canada", or "Canada slides and collides with
>>Norway"?
>>
>>Maybe the announcer has never seen curling. Seems to me "clashing" would
>
> be
>
>>the one move guaranteed to lose the match.
>>
>>DT
>>
>
>
>

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Re: Olympic coverage [message #64849 is a reply to message #64843]

Thu, 23 February 2006 09:00

Tony Benson

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Registered: June 2006

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I'll add televised bowling to that list also.

Tony

"DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
news:43fde3fa@linux...
> First time I paid attention to curling was when it was featured in
> either Help or Hard Days Night (I forget which one had the curling going
> on)
> I figured once they showed that on TV the world would be so bored that it
> would be against the law to submit an audience to it ever
> again...........I
> feel the same way about golf.
>
> Deej
>
>
> "Dedric Terry" <dterry@keyofd.net> wrote in message
> news:C02294B6.1509%dterry@keyofd.net...
>> Apparently tomorrow night, "Canada clashes with Norway in curling".
>>
>> Ummm...I'm not a curling expert, but have seen it in the Olympics
>> before...shouldn't that be something like "Canada bumps into Norway in
>> curling"?
>>
>> Or maybe "Norway brushes with Canada", or "Canada slides and collides
>> with
>> Norway"?
>>
>> Maybe the announcer has never seen curling. Seems to me "clashing" would
> be
>> the one move guaranteed to lose the match.
>>
>> DT
>>
>
>

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Re: Olympic coverage [message #64850 is a reply to message #64845]

Thu, 23 February 2006 09:02

Deej [1]

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Registered: January 2006

Senior Member

I can relate to it because I used to be somewhat of a champoin level
shuffleboard player (the bar variety).......but I'm into the *speed of light
followed by a dead stop* thing when it comes to removing someone's piece
from the board. My skill was directly proportional to my level of
intoxication (more intoxication leading to being better at shuffleboard).
Funny, seems that shuffleboard wasn't the only thing tht was positively
affe3cted by drinking. When I turned 40, I decided to give it up and shortly
thereafter I developed allergies to everything that grew in Austin, my hair
started thinning and my vision went south.

;oP

;o)

"EK Sound" <askme@nospam.com> wrote in message news:43fde887$1@linux...
> The finest skill in Curling, is the ability to be able to stand on a
> sheet of ice after consuming several jugs of beer... makes you wonder
> how the Olympic curlers get past the drug screenings... ;-)
>
> David.
>
> DJ wrote:
> > First time I paid attention to curling was when it was featured in
> > either Help or Hard Days Night (I forget which one had the curling going
on)
> > I figured once they showed that on TV the world would be so bored that
it
> > would be against the law to submit an audience to it ever
again...........I
> > feel the same way about golf.
> >
> > Deej
> >
> >
> > "Dedric Terry" <dterry@keyofd.net> wrote in message
> > news:C02294B6.1509%dterry@keyofd.net...
> >
> >>Apparently tomorrow night, "Canada clashes with Norway in curling".
> >>
> >>Ummm...I'm not a curling expert, but have seen it in the Olympics
> >>before...shouldn't that be something like "Canada bumps into Norway in
> >>curling"?
> >>
> >>Or maybe "Norway brushes with Canada", or "Canada slides and collides
with
> >>Norway"?
> >>
> >>Maybe the announcer has never seen curling. Seems to me "clashing"
would
> >
> > be
> >
> >>the one move guaranteed to lose the match.
> >>
> >>DT
> >>
> >
> >
> >

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Re: OT: Olympic coverage [message #64858 is a reply to message #64842]

Thu, 23 February 2006 11:25

rick

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Registered: February 2006

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"And why don't the goalies wear padding?"...no lifting in curling.

"I think you have it backwards."...you've been taking to my wife
haven't you.

On Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:25:05 -0700, Dedric Terry <dterry@keyofd.net>
wrote:

>I didn't know you could body check in curling. And why don't the goalies
>wear padding?
>
>And really, how bad could a 42lb piece of rock hurt sliding 0.01 miles an
>hour on ice? ;-)
>
>I think you have it backwards. Hockey is curly divided by pi, with the
>bristles removed from the brushes.
>
>On 2/23/06 2:47 AM, in article ts0rv1hh4fgdl0l50m8g650e5sagif0n4a@4ax.com,
>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> ever been hit with a big ass piece of rock mister??? huh huh huh???
>> curling is hockey times 10...no make that a bajillion!
>>
>> On Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:22:46 -0700, Dedric Terry <dterry@keyofd.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Apparently tomorrow night, "Canada clashes with Norway in curling".
>>>
>>> Ummm...I'm not a curling expert, but have seen it in the Olympics
>>> before...shouldn't that be something like "Canada bumps into Norway in
>>> curling"?
>>>
>>> Or maybe "Norway brushes with Canada", or "Canada slides and collides with
>>> Norway"?
>>>
>>> Maybe the announcer has never seen curling. Seems to me "clashing" would be
>>> the one move guaranteed to lose the match.
>>>
>>> DT
>>

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