| a bit o humor [message #82355] |
Fri, 30 March 2007 08:12 |
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Registered: February 2006
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Subject: Fwd: Be Careful What You Ask For . . .
Two priests died at the same time, and met Saint Peter at the
>>> Pearly Gates.
>>> Saint Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our
>>> computer is
>>> down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week. But you
>>> can't go
>>> back as priests, so what else would you like to be?"
>>>
>>> The first priest says, "Well, I've always wanted to be an eagle,
>>> soaring
>>> above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it", says Saint Peter, and off
>>> flies the first priest.
>>> The second priest mulls this over for a moment and then asks,
>>> "Tell me,
>>> Saint Peter, will any of this week 'count',?" "No, I told you our
>>> computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're
>>> doing
>>> for the next few days". "In that case", says the second priest,
>>> "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says Saint Peter,
>>> and the
>>> second priest disappears.
>>>
>>> A week goes by and the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells Saint
>>> Peter
>>> to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating
>>> them", He asks.
>>>
>>> "The first one should be easy", says Saint Peter. "He's somewhere over
>>> the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove
>>> to be
>>> more difficult."
>>>
>>> "Why?" asketh the Lord. "He's on a snow-tire, somewhere in North
>>> Dakota".
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