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| i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81953] |
Thu, 22 March 2007 09:46  |
rick
Messages: 1976
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Ruth Mair
Office Assistant III
Business & Personnel Office
1 Physical Plant Building
Michigan State University
East Lansing, MI 48823
Phone: (517) 432-0243
Fax: (517) 353-5001
From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
or
other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
water
and be full of shit.
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81955 is a reply to message #81953] |
Thu, 22 March 2007 10:12  |
Deej [4]
Messages: 1292
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What does not kill us makes us stronger Rick. I lived in the tropics for
quite a while. Upon a number of occasions I got pretty sick (Dengue fever
was especially fun) but I continued to eat the food and drink the water that
the locals had grown accustomed to and survived. I seldom get sick anymore
because no self respecting germ will live in my body.
;o)
"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jkc5039lvilin3sp3lmndi30lmdbm78uh0@4ax.com...
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>
> Ruth Mair
>
> Office Assistant III
> Business & Personnel Office
>
> 1 Physical Plant Building
>
> Michigan State University
>
> East Lansing, MI 48823
>
>
>
> Phone: (517) 432-0243
>
> Fax: (517) 353-5001
>
> From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
> To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
> Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>
>
>
> After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
> that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
> absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
> in
> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>
>
>
> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
> or
> other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
> boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>
>
>
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>
>
>
> Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
> water
> and be full of shit.
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81956 is a reply to message #81953] |
Thu, 22 March 2007 11:17 |
excelav
Messages: 2130
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rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>
>Ruth Mair
>
>Office Assistant III
>Business & Personnel Office
>
>1 Physical Plant Building
>
>Michigan State University
>
>East Lansing, MI 48823
>
>
>
>Phone: (517) 432-0243
>
>Fax: (517) 353-5001
>
>From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
>Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
>To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
>Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>
>
>
>After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
>that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
>absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
>in
>feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>
>
>
>However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
>or
>other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
>boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>
>
>
>Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>
>
>
>Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
>water
>and be full of shit.
This explains everything!
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81968 is a reply to message #81955] |
Thu, 22 March 2007 15:56 |
Rod Lincoln
Messages: 883
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This is the same case with me, sort of. I grew up on a farm, and we had our
own well water. I drank that water every day till I moved out when I was
around 22. The farm got sold after my Grandfather died, a few years later,
and upon inspection, there was a pretty large amount of "bacteria from bovine
intestine" (cow shit) the water, and we had to do something fairly expensive
to rectify it.
I grew up, being exposed to that bacteria on a daily basis for years. I almost
NEVER get sick now. DJ, like you, germs know better than to come around me.
:-)
Rod
"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>What does not kill us makes us stronger Rick. I lived in the tropics for
>quite a while. Upon a number of occasions I got pretty sick (Dengue fever
>was especially fun) but I continued to eat the food and drink the water
that
>the locals had grown accustomed to and survived. I seldom get sick anymore
>because no self respecting germ will live in my body.
>
>;o)
>
>
>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:jkc5039lvilin3sp3lmndi30lmdbm78uh0@4ax.com...
>>
>>
>> Ruth Mair
>>
>> Office Assistant III
>> Business & Personnel Office
>>
>> 1 Physical Plant Building
>>
>> Michigan State University
>>
>> East Lansing, MI 48823
>>
>>
>>
>> Phone: (517) 432-0243
>>
>> Fax: (517) 353-5001
>>
>> From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
>> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
>> To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
>> Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>>
>>
>>
>> After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
>> that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
>> absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
>> in
>> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>>
>>
>>
>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
>> or
>> other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
>> boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>
>>
>>
>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>
>>
>>
>> Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
>> water
>> and be full of shit.
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81970 is a reply to message #81968] |
Thu, 22 March 2007 15:45 |
Deej [4]
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2007
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Hehehe!!!!....yeah man!!! That bottled water is for wussies. Give me some
septic runoff any day!
LOL!!!
;oD
"Rod Lincoln" <rlincoln@nospam.kc.rr.com> wrote in message
news:4602fb76@linux...
>
> This is the same case with me, sort of. I grew up on a farm, and we had
> our
> own well water. I drank that water every day till I moved out when I was
> around 22. The farm got sold after my Grandfather died, a few years later,
> and upon inspection, there was a pretty large amount of "bacteria from
> bovine
> intestine" (cow shit) the water, and we had to do something fairly
> expensive
> to rectify it.
> I grew up, being exposed to that bacteria on a daily basis for years. I
> almost
> NEVER get sick now. DJ, like you, germs know better than to come around
> me.
> :-)
> Rod
> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>>What does not kill us makes us stronger Rick. I lived in the tropics for
>
>>quite a while. Upon a number of occasions I got pretty sick (Dengue fever
>
>>was especially fun) but I continued to eat the food and drink the water
> that
>>the locals had grown accustomed to and survived. I seldom get sick anymore
>
>>because no self respecting germ will live in my body.
>>
>>;o)
>>
>>
>>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:jkc5039lvilin3sp3lmndi30lmdbm78uh0@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>
>>> Ruth Mair
>>>
>>> Office Assistant III
>>> Business & Personnel Office
>>>
>>> 1 Physical Plant Building
>>>
>>> Michigan State University
>>>
>>> East Lansing, MI 48823
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Phone: (517) 432-0243
>>>
>>> Fax: (517) 353-5001
>>>
>>> From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
>>> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
>>> To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
>>> Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
>>> that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
>>> absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
>>> in
>>> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
>>> or
>>> other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
>>> boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
>>> water
>>> and be full of shit.
>>
>>
>
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81980 is a reply to message #81953] |
Thu, 22 March 2007 16:58 |
Sarah
Messages: 608
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Yeah, well whether you drink water or not, your guts are crawling with
billions of bacteria of various species, including E.coli. In fact, you
have so many bacteria in your intestines that about 30% of that brown stuff
you produce when your bowels move is dead bacteria. When you think about
how small bacteria are, that's a whole lotta dead germs in your poop, which
by the way accounts in large part for the interesting aromas.
This is symbiotic relationship, not a pathology -- the bacteria help us
process our food, and we share our pizza with them. This is why antibiotics
cause diarrhea and other digestive disturbances -- we kill off most of our
tiny digestive buddies. Prolonged use of antibiotics can even allow certain
drug-resistant bacteria, like Clostridium difficile, to overpopulate and
cause serious intestinal problems.
So next time someone says you're full of shit, you just proudly reply, "Why
yes, I am, and that's because I have a healthy population of intestinal
flora."
Sarah
PS: Any closet coprophiles among you desiring to know more about our solid
wastes, visit "The Scoop On Poop" at http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jkc5039lvilin3sp3lmndi30lmdbm78uh0@4ax.com...
>
>
> Ruth Mair
>
> Office Assistant III
> Business & Personnel Office
>
> 1 Physical Plant Building
>
> Michigan State University
>
> East Lansing, MI 48823
>
>
>
> Phone: (517) 432-0243
>
> Fax: (517) 353-5001
>
> From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
> To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
> Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>
>
>
> After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
> that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
> absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
> in
> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>
>
>
> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
> or
> other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
> boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>
>
>
> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>
>
>
> Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
> water
> and be full of shit.
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81985 is a reply to message #81980] |
Thu, 22 March 2007 18:19 |
Deej [4]
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2007
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Gawd, I love this place!
"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message news:46031d12@linux...
> Yeah, well whether you drink water or not, your guts are crawling with
> billions of bacteria of various species, including E.coli. In fact, you
> have so many bacteria in your intestines that about 30% of that brown
> stuff you produce when your bowels move is dead bacteria. When you think
> about how small bacteria are, that's a whole lotta dead germs in your
> poop, which by the way accounts in large part for the interesting aromas.
>
> This is symbiotic relationship, not a pathology -- the bacteria help us
> process our food, and we share our pizza with them. This is why
> antibiotics cause diarrhea and other digestive disturbances -- we kill off
> most of our tiny digestive buddies. Prolonged use of antibiotics can even
> allow certain drug-resistant bacteria, like Clostridium difficile, to
> overpopulate and cause serious intestinal problems.
>
> So next time someone says you're full of shit, you just proudly reply,
> "Why yes, I am, and that's because I have a healthy population of
> intestinal flora."
>
> Sarah
>
> PS: Any closet coprophiles among you desiring to know more about our solid
> wastes, visit "The Scoop On Poop" at http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
>
>
> "rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:jkc5039lvilin3sp3lmndi30lmdbm78uh0@4ax.com...
>>
>>
>> Ruth Mair
>>
>> Office Assistant III
>> Business & Personnel Office
>>
>> 1 Physical Plant Building
>>
>> Michigan State University
>>
>> East Lansing, MI 48823
>>
>>
>>
>> Phone: (517) 432-0243
>>
>> Fax: (517) 353-5001
>>
>> From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
>> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
>> To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
>> Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>>
>>
>>
>> After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
>> that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
>> absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
>> in
>> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>>
>>
>>
>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
>> or
>> other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
>> boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>
>>
>>
>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>
>>
>>
>> Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
>> water
>> and be full of shit.
>
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81999 is a reply to message #81956] |
Fri, 23 March 2007 03:09 |
rick
Messages: 1976
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i'm sure i'll take issue with this...as soon as i sober up enough.
On 23 Mar 2007 04:17:35 +1000, "James McCloskey"
<excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>Ruth Mair
>>
>>Office Assistant III
>>Business & Personnel Office
>>
>>1 Physical Plant Building
>>
>>Michigan State University
>>
>>East Lansing, MI 48823
>>
>>
>>
>>Phone: (517) 432-0243
>>
>>Fax: (517) 353-5001
>>
>>From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
>>Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
>>To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
>>Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>>
>>
>>
>>After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
>>that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
>>absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
>>in
>>feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>>
>>
>>
>>However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
>>or
>>other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
>>boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>
>>
>>
>>Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>
>>
>>
>>Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
>>water
>>and be full of shit.
>
>This explains everything!
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #82000 is a reply to message #81980] |
Fri, 23 March 2007 03:11 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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damn girl...you must be interesting...err...great on a first date.
looks and brains.
;o)
On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:58:08 -0700, "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com>
wrote:
>Yeah, well whether you drink water or not, your guts are crawling with
>billions of bacteria of various species, including E.coli. In fact, you
>have so many bacteria in your intestines that about 30% of that brown stuff
>you produce when your bowels move is dead bacteria. When you think about
>how small bacteria are, that's a whole lotta dead germs in your poop, which
>by the way accounts in large part for the interesting aromas.
>
>This is symbiotic relationship, not a pathology -- the bacteria help us
>process our food, and we share our pizza with them. This is why antibiotics
>cause diarrhea and other digestive disturbances -- we kill off most of our
>tiny digestive buddies. Prolonged use of antibiotics can even allow certain
>drug-resistant bacteria, like Clostridium difficile, to overpopulate and
>cause serious intestinal problems.
>
>So next time someone says you're full of shit, you just proudly reply, "Why
>yes, I am, and that's because I have a healthy population of intestinal
>flora."
>
>Sarah
>
>PS: Any closet coprophiles among you desiring to know more about our solid
>wastes, visit "The Scoop On Poop" at http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
>
>
>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:jkc5039lvilin3sp3lmndi30lmdbm78uh0@4ax.com...
>>
>>
>> Ruth Mair
>>
>> Office Assistant III
>> Business & Personnel Office
>>
>> 1 Physical Plant Building
>>
>> Michigan State University
>>
>> East Lansing, MI 48823
>>
>>
>>
>> Phone: (517) 432-0243
>>
>> Fax: (517) 353-5001
>>
>> From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
>> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
>> To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
>> Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>>
>>
>>
>> After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
>> that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
>> absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
>> in
>> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>>
>>
>>
>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
>> or
>> other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
>> boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>
>>
>>
>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>
>>
>>
>> Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
>> water
>> and be full of shit.
>
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #82002 is a reply to message #82000] |
Fri, 23 March 2007 05:49 |
Sarah
Messages: 608
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Well, I am after all a registered nurse . . . we're supposed to know our
shit. :D
S
"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:sr97039dm9nl1v1ue3d7cgm27kfe6q1mes@4ax.com...
> damn girl...you must be interesting...err...great on a first date.
> looks and brains.
>
> ;o)
>
>
>
> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:58:08 -0700, "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com>
> wrote:
>
>>Yeah, well whether you drink water or not, your guts are crawling with
>>billions of bacteria of various species, including E.coli. In fact, you
>>have so many bacteria in your intestines that about 30% of that brown
>>stuff
>>you produce when your bowels move is dead bacteria. When you think about
>>how small bacteria are, that's a whole lotta dead germs in your poop,
>>which
>>by the way accounts in large part for the interesting aromas.
>>
>>This is symbiotic relationship, not a pathology -- the bacteria help us
>>process our food, and we share our pizza with them. This is why
>>antibiotics
>>cause diarrhea and other digestive disturbances -- we kill off most of our
>>tiny digestive buddies. Prolonged use of antibiotics can even allow
>>certain
>>drug-resistant bacteria, like Clostridium difficile, to overpopulate and
>>cause serious intestinal problems.
>>
>>So next time someone says you're full of shit, you just proudly reply,
>>"Why
>>yes, I am, and that's because I have a healthy population of intestinal
>>flora."
>>
>>Sarah
>>
>>PS: Any closet coprophiles among you desiring to know more about our solid
>>wastes, visit "The Scoop On Poop" at http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
>>
>>
>>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:jkc5039lvilin3sp3lmndi30lmdbm78uh0@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>
>>> Ruth Mair
>>>
>>> Office Assistant III
>>> Business & Personnel Office
>>>
>>> 1 Physical Plant Building
>>>
>>> Michigan State University
>>>
>>> East Lansing, MI 48823
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Phone: (517) 432-0243
>>>
>>> Fax: (517) 353-5001
>>>
>>> From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
>>> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
>>> To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
>>> Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
>>> that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
>>> absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
>>> in
>>> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
>>> or
>>> other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
>>> boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
>>> water
>>> and be full of shit.
>>
>
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| Re: i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #82003 is a reply to message #82002] |
Fri, 23 March 2007 06:13 |
rick
Messages: 1976
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i'm sure if i were more sober i could think of something to say
but...alas..the remaining cells are still a bit
befuddled...sigh...hic...
On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:49:24 -0700, "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com>
wrote:
>Well, I am after all a registered nurse . . . we're supposed to know our
>shit. :D
>
>S
>
>
>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:sr97039dm9nl1v1ue3d7cgm27kfe6q1mes@4ax.com...
>> damn girl...you must be interesting...err...great on a first date.
>> looks and brains.
>>
>> ;o)
>>
>>
>>
>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:58:08 -0700, "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Yeah, well whether you drink water or not, your guts are crawling with
>>>billions of bacteria of various species, including E.coli. In fact, you
>>>have so many bacteria in your intestines that about 30% of that brown
>>>stuff
>>>you produce when your bowels move is dead bacteria. When you think about
>>>how small bacteria are, that's a whole lotta dead germs in your poop,
>>>which
>>>by the way accounts in large part for the interesting aromas.
>>>
>>>This is symbiotic relationship, not a pathology -- the bacteria help us
>>>process our food, and we share our pizza with them. This is why
>>>antibiotics
>>>cause diarrhea and other digestive disturbances -- we kill off most of our
>>>tiny digestive buddies. Prolonged use of antibiotics can even allow
>>>certain
>>>drug-resistant bacteria, like Clostridium difficile, to overpopulate and
>>>cause serious intestinal problems.
>>>
>>>So next time someone says you're full of shit, you just proudly reply,
>>>"Why
>>>yes, I am, and that's because I have a healthy population of intestinal
>>>flora."
>>>
>>>Sarah
>>>
>>>PS: Any closet coprophiles among you desiring to know more about our solid
>>>wastes, visit "The Scoop On Poop" at http://www.heptune.com/poop.html
>>>
>>>
>>>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:jkc5039lvilin3sp3lmndi30lmdbm78uh0@4ax.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ruth Mair
>>>>
>>>> Office Assistant III
>>>> Business & Personnel Office
>>>>
>>>> 1 Physical Plant Building
>>>>
>>>> Michigan State University
>>>>
>>>> East Lansing, MI 48823
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Phone: (517) 432-0243
>>>>
>>>> Fax: (517) 353-5001
>>>>
>>>> From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
>>>> Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
>>>> To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
>>>> Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
>>>> that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
>>>> absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
>>>> in
>>>> feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
>>>> or
>>>> other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
>>>> boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
>>>> water
>>>> and be full of shit.
>>>
>>
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