| A Christmas Letter from Santa [message #110050] |
Sun, 26 December 2021 08:31 |
lastlaf51
Messages: 21
Registered: September 2014
Location: Norway
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...A Christmas Letter from Santa:
I was going to bring you all gifts for the 12 days of Christmas, but we've had some problems.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing.
The 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking.
The 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause and keeps all the windows open, even in this freezing weather. Eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation & some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my act together & bring you the things YOU want.
This year I suggest you get your ass down to Wal-mart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus
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