| I got a laugh out of this [message #94632] |
Sat, 12 January 2008 22:05  |
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Deej [5]
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.......from an email I received from my cousin's better half.
Subject:
The Whys of Men
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor
lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What
setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest
woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...
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| Re: I got a laugh out of this [message #94669 is a reply to message #94640] |
Mon, 14 January 2008 02:49  |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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autobiographical???
:-)
On 13 Jan 2008 21:24:26 +1000, "Anonymous" <no@no.com> wrote:
>
>Sarah is going to love this one.
>
>
>Why do SOME guys like women with big tits and tight pussys? Because some
>guys have big mouths and small dicks.
>
>"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote:
>>Well, predictably, that made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks dude. :)
>>
>>S
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>>"Deej" <noway@jose.net> wrote in message news:47899c10$1@linux...
>>>
>>> ......from an email I received from my cousin's better half.
>>>
>>> Subject:
>>> The Whys of Men
>>>
>>> The Why's of Men
>>> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>>> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>>>
>>> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>>> (they don't have enough time)
>>>
>>> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
>>> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>>>
>>> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>>> (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor
>>> lock)
>>>
>>> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>>> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>>>
>>> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>>> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>>>
>>> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
>>> (don't know.....it never happened)
>>>
>>> And the personal favorite:
>>>
>>> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>>> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>>> __________________________________________________________
>>> One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt
>>> Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What
>>> setting do I use on the washing machine?'
>>>
>>> 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
>>>
>>> He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'
>>>
>>> And they say blondes are dumb...
>>>
>>> _____________________________________________________
>>> A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the
>>> happiest
>>> woman in the world.'
>>>
>>> The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...
>>
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