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Your patriotic duty! [message #87616]

Thu, 05 July 2007 09:29

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

Senior Member

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

Joke!

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Re: Your patriotic duty! [message #87620 is a reply to message #87616]

Thu, 05 July 2007 14:24

LaMont
Messages: 828
Registered: October 2005

Senior Member

Lol!
Hey James, as you know, here in Michigan, who will run the Gas Stations?

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>
>
>As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other
>than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
>Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out
of
>their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
>
>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
>
>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
>to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
>see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
>women.
>
>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
>is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
>The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and
>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
>God bless America.
>
>It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Joke!

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Re: Your patriotic duty! [message #87622 is a reply to message #87616]

Thu, 05 July 2007 15:50

Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005

Senior Member

> All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
> to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
> see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
> women.

Are we supposed to git nekkid before we sit in the lawn
chairs???....nevermind.....I just had an awful visual of garden eels

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:468d1c61$1@linux...
>
> MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>
>
> As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
> other
> than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
> Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of
> their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
>
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort.
>
> All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
> to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
> see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
> women.
>
> Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
> is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
> The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
> and
> applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
> God bless America.
>
> It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Joke!

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Re: Your patriotic duty! [message #87623 is a reply to message #87616]

Thu, 05 July 2007 15:56

dc[3]
Messages: 895
Registered: September 2005

Senior Member

James, would you PLEASE keep the political stuff on the
General list?

thanks

DC

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>
>
>As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other
>than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
>Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out
of
>their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
>
>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
>
>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
>to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
>see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
>women.
>
>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
>is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>
>The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and
>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
>God bless America.
>
>It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Joke!

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Re: Your patriotic duty! [message #87624 is a reply to message #87620]

Thu, 05 July 2007 16:09

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

Senior Member

"LaMont" <jjdpro@ameritech.net> wrote:
>
>Lol!
>Hey James, as you know, here in Michigan, who will run the Gas Stations?

I will, I could use a new occupation. With around 12% unemployment in macomb
county, I'm sure a lot of other people could use a new Job too.
>
>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>>
>>
>>As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
>other
>>than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
>>Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out
>of
>>their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>>
>>
>>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>effort.
>>
>>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
>>to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
>>see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
>>women.
>>
>>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
>>is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>>
>>The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
>and
>>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>>
>>God bless America.
>>
>>It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Joke!
>

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Re: Your patriotic duty! [message #87625 is a reply to message #87623]

Thu, 05 July 2007 16:11

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

Senior Member

"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>
>James, would you PLEASE keep the political stuff on the
>General list?
>
>thanks
>
>DC

But it's your duty; )

>
>
>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>>
>>
>>As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
>other
>>than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
>>Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out
>of
>>their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>>
>>
>>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>effort.
>>
>>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
>>to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
>>see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
>>women.
>>
>>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
>>is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>>
>>The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
>and
>>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>>
>>God bless America.
>>
>>It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>Joke!
>

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Re: Your patriotic duty! [message #87626 is a reply to message #87625]

Thu, 05 July 2007 16:15

dc[3]
Messages: 895
Registered: September 2005

Senior Member

NYC accent on

Hey I get yer duty right here...

accent off.

Seriously. Unless you are just a damn troll, go post this stuff
on general willya?

thanks

DC

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>>
>>James, would you PLEASE keep the political stuff on the
>>General list?
>>
>>thanks
>>
>>DC
>
>But it's your duty; )
>
>>
>>
>>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>>>
>>>
>>>As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
>>other
>>>than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
>>>Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out
>>of
>>>their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>>>
>>>
>>>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>>effort.
>>>
>>>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
>>>to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay
to
>>>see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
>>>women.
>>>
>>>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
>>>is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>>>
>>>The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
>>and
>>>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>>>
>>>God bless America.
>>>
>>>It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Joke!
>>
>

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Re: Your patriotic duty! [message #87632 is a reply to message #87626]

Thu, 05 July 2007 20:16

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

Senior Member

It was a joke, not a political post.

"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>
>NYC accent on
>
>Hey I get yer duty right here...
>
>accent off.
>
>Seriously. Unless you are just a damn troll, go post this stuff
>on general willya?
>
>thanks
>
>DC
>
>
>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>James, would you PLEASE keep the political stuff on the
>>>General list?
>>>
>>>thanks
>>>
>>>DC
>>
>>But it's your duty; )
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
>>>other
>>>>than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
next
>>>>Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out
>>>of
>>>>their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>>>effort.
>>>>
>>>>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
>>>>to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay
>to
>>>>see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
>>>>women.
>>>>
>>>>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
>>>>is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>>>>
>>>>The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
>>>and
>>>>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>>>>
>>>>God bless America.
>>>>
>>>>It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Joke!
>>>
>>
>

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Re: Your patriotic duty! [message #87634 is a reply to message #87632]

Thu, 05 July 2007 20:52

dc[3]
Messages: 895
Registered: September 2005

Senior Member

No, it was a political post passed off as a joke.

General please... Is it too much to ask?

DC

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>It was a joke, not a political post.
>
>
>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>>
>>NYC accent on
>>
>>Hey I get yer duty right here...
>>
>>accent off.
>>
>>Seriously. Unless you are just a damn troll, go post this stuff
>>on general willya?
>>
>>thanks
>>
>>DC
>>
>>
>>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>James, would you PLEASE keep the political stuff on the
>>>>General list?
>>>>
>>>>thanks
>>>>
>>>>DC
>>>
>>>But it's your duty; )
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
>>>>other
>>>>>than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So
>next
>>>>>Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk
out
>>>>of
>>>>>their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>>>>effort.
>>>>>
>>>>>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house
>>>>>to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay
>>to
>>>>>see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
>>>>>women.
>>>>>
>>>>>Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side
>>>>>is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
>>>>>
>>>>>The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
>>>>and
>>>>>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>>>>>
>>>>>God bless America.
>>>>>
>>>>>It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Joke!
>>>>
>>>
>>
>

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