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A dangerous virus is being passed around! [message #89348] Wed, 05 September 2007 18:59
excelav is currently offline  excelav   
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Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit
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Attention Everyone:
Just want you to be aware there is a dangerous virus being passed around
electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues,
your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will
wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two
good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to five friends. If you do not have five
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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