| A little Comic Relief [message #88726] |
Sat, 04 August 2007 15:07 |
Neil
Messages: 1645
Registered: April 2006
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So this guy gets pulled over for speeding & the cop goes up to
the car & says "OK pal, what's the hurry? According my radar
gun you were doing 70 in a 55 zone, you know." Guy says: "Sorry
officer, I'm an artist & I'm on my way to the opening of my new
exhibit at the museum & I'm running late" Cop doesn't believe
him & asks, kinda rudely: "Oh yeah? Exactly what kind of
artist are you?" Guy says: I'm a sculptor - I sculpt giant-size
replicas of body parts... ears, lips, hands... my new exhibit
features a 72-inch high marble rectum!" Cop says: "What???
That's not art, that's just crazy! What the hell is somebody
gonna do with a six-foot tall asshole?" Guy says: "I dunno...
put him out by the side of the road & give him a radar gun?"
:D
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