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This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91014]

Fri, 05 October 2007 20:02

Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005

Senior Member

About half an hour ago I was eating dinner and I heard what could only be
described as a big explosion right outside our door. I grabbed a flashlight
and ran outside and there was this drunk moron crawling out of his car.
Miraculously, only a couple of scratches on him. My neighbor across the
street saw him sideswipe two cars down the road about 100 yards and then
start to accellerate away when the big black bear that has been hanging
around here got scared by the noise and ran across the road. The guy
swerved, overcompensated and rolled his car.

Luckily the bear is OK and this ***hole is on his way to jail.

http://www.mediafire.com/?39tnmcyjjuo

http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmyv2iijl1

http://www.mediafire.com/?11l2dms5obz

:o[

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91015 is a reply to message #91014]

Fri, 05 October 2007 20:18

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

Senior Member

In the Famous works of Jeff Spicoli, "People on Ludes shouldn't drive"

I'm glad your Ok DJ!

"DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>About half an hour ago I was eating dinner and I heard what could only be

>described as a big explosion right outside our door. I grabbed a flashlight

>and ran outside and there was this drunk moron crawling out of his car.

>Miraculously, only a couple of scratches on him. My neighbor across the

>street saw him sideswipe two cars down the road about 100 yards and then

>start to accellerate away when the big black bear that has been hanging

>around here got scared by the noise and ran across the road. The guy
>swerved, overcompensated and rolled his car.
>
>Luckily the bear is OK and this ***hole is on his way to jail.
>
>http://www.mediafire.com/?39tnmcyjjuo
>
>http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmyv2iijl1
>
>http://www.mediafire.com/?11l2dms5obz
>
>:o[
>
>

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91016 is a reply to message #91014]

Fri, 05 October 2007 20:12

Dedric Terry

Messages: 788
Registered: June 2007

Senior Member

The bear may have saved someone's life. Pretty effective drunk driving
enforcement. ;-)

Glad no one was hurt.

On 10/5/07 9:02 PM, in article 4706fc5a$1@linux, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas
_ dot _ net> wrote:

> About half an hour ago I was eating dinner and I heard what could only be
> described as a big explosion right outside our door. I grabbed a flashlight
> and ran outside and there was this drunk moron crawling out of his car.
> Miraculously, only a couple of scratches on him. My neighbor across the
> street saw him sideswipe two cars down the road about 100 yards and then
> start to accellerate away when the big black bear that has been hanging
> around here got scared by the noise and ran across the road. The guy
> swerved, overcompensated and rolled his car.
>
> Luckily the bear is OK and this ***hole is on his way to jail.
>
> http://www.mediafire.com/?39tnmcyjjuo
>
> http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmyv2iijl1
>
> http://www.mediafire.com/?11l2dms5obz
>
> :o[
>
>

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91018 is a reply to message #91015]

Fri, 05 October 2007 20:22

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

Senior Member

Cee I kann speill : )

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>In the Famous words of Jeff Spicoli, "People on Ludes shouldn't drive"
>
>I'm glad your Ok DJ!
>
>
>"DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>>About half an hour ago I was eating dinner and I heard what could only
be
>
>>described as a big explosion right outside our door. I grabbed a flashlight
>
>>and ran outside and there was this drunk moron crawling out of his car.
>
>>Miraculously, only a couple of scratches on him. My neighbor across the
>
>>street saw him sideswipe two cars down the road about 100 yards and then
>
>>start to accellerate away when the big black bear that has been hanging
>
>>around here got scared by the noise and ran across the road. The guy
>>swerved, overcompensated and rolled his car.
>>
>>Luckily the bear is OK and this ***hole is on his way to jail.
>>
>>http://www.mediafire.com/?39tnmcyjjuo
>>
>>http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmyv2iijl1
>>
>>http://www.mediafire.com/?11l2dms5obz
>>
>>:o[
>>
>>
>

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91019 is a reply to message #91015]

Fri, 05 October 2007 20:19

Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005

Senior Member

"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4706fe9b$1@linux...
>
> In the Famous works of Jeff Spicoli, "People on Ludes shouldn't drive"
>
> I'm glad your Ok DJ!
>
>
> "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>>About half an hour ago I was eating dinner and I heard what could only be
>
>>described as a big explosion right outside our door. I grabbed a
>>flashlight
>
>>and ran outside and there was this drunk moron crawling out of his car.
>
>>Miraculously, only a couple of scratches on him. My neighbor across the
>
>>street saw him sideswipe two cars down the road about 100 yards and then
>
>>start to accellerate away when the big black bear that has been hanging
>
>>around here got scared by the noise and ran across the road. The guy
>>swerved, overcompensated and rolled his car.
>>
>>Luckily the bear is OK and this ***hole is on his way to jail.
>>
>>http://www.mediafire.com/?39tnmcyjjuo
>>
>>http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmyv2iijl1
>>
>>http://www.mediafire.com/?11l2dms5obz
>>
>>:o[
>>
>>

This guy was so zoned that he asked me if I would help him push his car back
up on it's wheels so he could drive it away before the cops came.

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91020 is a reply to message #91019]

Fri, 05 October 2007 20:28

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

Senior Member

"DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>
>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:4706fe9b$1@linux...
>>
>> In the Famous works of Jeff Spicoli, "People on Ludes shouldn't drive"
>>
>> I'm glad your Ok DJ!
>>
>>
>> "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>>>About half an hour ago I was eating dinner and I heard what could only
be
>>
>>>described as a big explosion right outside our door. I grabbed a
>>>flashlight
>>
>>>and ran outside and there was this drunk moron crawling out of his car.
>>
>>>Miraculously, only a couple of scratches on him. My neighbor across the
>>
>>>street saw him sideswipe two cars down the road about 100 yards and then
>>
>>>start to accellerate away when the big black bear that has been hanging
>>
>>>around here got scared by the noise and ran across the road. The guy
>>>swerved, overcompensated and rolled his car.
>>>
>>>Luckily the bear is OK and this ***hole is on his way to jail.
>>>
>>>http://www.mediafire.com/?39tnmcyjjuo
>>>
>>>http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmyv2iijl1
>>>
>>>http://www.mediafire.com/?11l2dms5obz
>>>
>>>:o[
>>>
>>>
>
>
>This guy was so zoned that he asked me if I would help him push his car
back
>up on it's wheels so he could drive it away before the cops came.
>
>

Oh man. Lol!

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91021 is a reply to message #91019]

Fri, 05 October 2007 20:44

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

Senior Member

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91026 is a reply to message #91019]

Fri, 05 October 2007 22:19

DC
Messages: 722
Registered: July 2005

Senior Member

"DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:

>This guy was so zoned that he asked me if I would help him push his car
back
>up on it's wheels so he could drive it away before the cops came.

Wadda guy! Well I am glad you didn't smack him and end up in the
Graybar Motel too...

DC

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91031 is a reply to message #91026]

Fri, 05 October 2007 23:39

Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005

Senior Member

"DC" <dc@spammersinjail.com> wrote in message news:47071ad5$1@linux...
>
> "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>
>>This guy was so zoned that he asked me if I would help him push his car
> back
>>up on it's wheels so he could drive it away before the cops came.
>
> Wadda guy! Well I am glad you didn't smack him and end up in the
> Graybar Motel too...
>
> DC

I sorta' know the deputy sheriff who came out to investigate this. This
driver has an atrocious driving record. It's very likely that his license is
going to go bye bye this time.

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91034 is a reply to message #91014]

Sat, 06 October 2007 00:17

Neil
Messages: 1645
Registered: April 2006

Senior Member

I'm getting seven-hundred popups & no pictures... no wonder
these file severs of that type are "free".

Jesus Christ!

Starting virus scan now.

Neil

>About half an hour ago I was eating dinner and I heard what could only be

>described as a big explosion right outside our door. I grabbed a flashlight

>and ran outside and there was this drunk moron crawling out of his car.

>Miraculously, only a couple of scratches on him. My neighbor across the

>street saw him sideswipe two cars down the road about 100 yards and then

>start to accellerate away when the big black bear that has been hanging

>around here got scared by the noise and ran across the road. The guy
>swerved, overcompensated and rolled his car.
>
>Luckily the bear is OK and this ***hole is on his way to jail.
>
>http://www.mediafire.com/?39tnmcyjjuo
>
>http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmyv2iijl1
>
>http://www.mediafire.com/?11l2dms5obz
>
>:o[
>
>

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Re: This jerk almost hit our bear [message #91041 is a reply to message #91014]

Sat, 06 October 2007 06:10

Sarah

Messages: 608
Registered: February 2007

Senior Member

Somebody told me that the penalty for drunk driving in El Salvador is a
firing squad. I'm not sure that's a bad idea . . .

Sarah

"DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote in message
news:4706fc5a$1@linux...
> About half an hour ago I was eating dinner and I heard what could only be
> described as a big explosion right outside our door. I grabbed a
> flashlight and ran outside and there was this drunk moron crawling out of
> his car. Miraculously, only a couple of scratches on him. My neighbor
> across the street saw him sideswipe two cars down the road about 100 yards
> and then start to accellerate away when the big black bear that has been
> hanging around here got scared by the noise and ran across the road. The
> guy swerved, overcompensated and rolled his car.
>
> Luckily the bear is OK and this ***hole is on his way to jail.
>
> http://www.mediafire.com/?39tnmcyjjuo
>
> http://www.mediafire.com/?2dmyv2iijl1
>
> http://www.mediafire.com/?11l2dms5obz
>
> :o[
>
>

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