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| This will go a long way in explaining Deej [message #83385] |
Thu, 19 April 2007 08:56  |
rick
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A girl asks Deej to come over Friday night to meet, and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
announces to Deej that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
love
for the first time.
Deej is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
tells Deej everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks Deej how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
all.
That night, Deej shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!"
Deej goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. Deej quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
over and whispers Deej,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
Deej turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."
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| Re: This will go a long way in explaining Deej [message #83405 is a reply to message #83385] |
Thu, 19 April 2007 11:25  |
Deej [4]
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"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:nt3f231664rt3r87n32b8rn0h7dlq322vn@4ax.com...
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> A girl asks Deej to come over Friday night to meet, and have
> dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
> announces to Deej that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
> love
> for the first time.
>
> Deej is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
> to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
> his
> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
> tells Deej everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
>
> At the register, the pharmacist asks Deej how many condoms he'd like
> to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
> family pack
> because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
> all.
>
> That night, Deej shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
> girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
> parents, come on in!"
> Deej goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
> parents are seated. Deej quickly offers to say grace and bows his
> head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
> head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
> over and whispers Deej,
> "I had no idea you were this religious."
> Deej turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
> pharmacist."
>
Damn!!! I'm glad you warned me about this. I really have been thinking about
having sex for the first time.
;o)
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| Re: This will go a long way in explaining Deej [message #83407 is a reply to message #83405] |
Thu, 19 April 2007 11:33 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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we all have duties in life...and you're mine.
On Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:25:49 -0600, "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com>
wrote:
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>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:nt3f231664rt3r87n32b8rn0h7dlq322vn@4ax.com...
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>> A girl asks Deej to come over Friday night to meet, and have
>> dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
>> announces to Deej that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
>> love
>> for the first time.
>>
>> Deej is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
>> to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
>> his
>> first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
>> tells Deej everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
>>
>> At the register, the pharmacist asks Deej how many condoms he'd like
>> to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
>> family pack
>> because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and
>> all.
>>
>> That night, Deej shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
>> girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
>> parents, come on in!"
>> Deej goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
>> parents are seated. Deej quickly offers to say grace and bows his
>> head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
>> head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
>> over and whispers Deej,
>> "I had no idea you were this religious."
>> Deej turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
>> pharmacist."
>>
>
>Damn!!! I'm glad you warned me about this. I really have been thinking about
>having sex for the first time.
>
>;o)
>
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