| i knew there were good reasons for booze... [message #81953] |
Thu, 22 March 2007 09:46  |
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Ruth Mair
Office Assistant III
Business & Personnel Office
1 Physical Plant Building
Michigan State University
East Lansing, MI 48823
Phone: (517) 432-0243
Fax: (517) 353-5001
From: Olga Lechuga [mailto:Lechuga@MAIL.HFS.MSU.EDU]
Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 3:02 PM
To: Ms V; Mair, Ruth
Subject: Fwd: Why I like my martini's so much !
After a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water daily, at the end of a year we would
absorb more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found
in
feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
or
other liquor) because alcohol goes through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than drink
water
and be full of shit.
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