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| Re: Mac Pc [message #98296 is a reply to message #98295] |
Mon, 28 April 2008 07:53   |
excelav
Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit
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No Bill, it simply wasn't funny.
Here, this is more like it.
George Bush, Vladimir Putin, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs were called to an
island by an invitation that read, "very important meeting with God" - skeptical
as the 4 were, they all arrived per the instructions.
God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this
world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying
the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses,
and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening.
God told them that; no matter what they did; he was not changing His mind.
So. . .
Bush went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you.
First the good news . . . there IS a God. The bad news is that he is destroying
the Earth in 3 days."
Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news. The
first is . . . there IS a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth
in 3 days."
Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First
. . . God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world.
Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows XP or Vista."
Jobs went back and told his staff, "I have puzzling news and strange but
good news. First... apparently I'm not God. Second... God was wearing an
iPod engraved with iGod."
Bill L <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote:
>James, it actually is funny to see the tables turned and the ridiculer
>being ridiculed. It's only not funny to the ridiculer.
>
>James McCloskey wrote:
>> Here I was hoping it would actually be funny. If Jib Jab did a Jobs vs
Gates
>> we'd all be laughing.
>>
>>
>> "John" <no@no.com> wrote:
>>> You calling Bruce a bum? He could kick Chuck Norris's butt !! hehe
>>>
>>> I give you the Apple i
>>> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811646
>>
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| Re: Mac Pc [message #98305 is a reply to message #98296] |
Mon, 28 April 2008 12:28 |
AA
Messages: 18
Registered: June 2007
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Now THAT is funny! Nice one James
AA
"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>No Bill, it simply wasn't funny.
>
>Here, this is more like it.
>
>
>George Bush, Vladimir Putin, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs were called to an
>island by an invitation that read, "very important meeting with God" - skeptical
>as the 4 were, they all arrived per the instructions.
>
> God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this
>world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying
>the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and
businesses,
>and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening.
>
> God told them that; no matter what they did; he was not changing His mind.
>
> So. . .
>
> Bush went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you.
>First the good news . . . there IS a God. The bad news is that he is destroying
>the Earth in 3 days."
>
>Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news.
The
>first is . . . there IS a God. The second is that he is destroying the Earth
>in 3 days."
>
>Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First
> . . God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world.
>Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows XP or Vista."
>
> Jobs went back and told his staff, "I have puzzling news and strange but
>good news. First... apparently I'm not God. Second... God was wearing an
>iPod engraved with iGod."
>
>Bill L <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote:
>>James, it actually is funny to see the tables turned and the ridiculer
>>being ridiculed. It's only not funny to the ridiculer.
>>
>>James McCloskey wrote:
>>> Here I was hoping it would actually be funny. If Jib Jab did a Jobs
vs
>Gates
>>> we'd all be laughing.
>>>
>>>
>>> "John" <no@no.com> wrote:
>>>> You calling Bruce a bum? He could kick Chuck Norris's butt !! hehe
>>>>
>>>> I give you the Apple i
>>>> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1811646
>>>
>
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