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The PostModernism Generator! [message #76855] Fri, 08 December 2006 00:23 Go to next message
DC is currently offline  DC
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Seen this?

Click on the page and it generates an essay for you. A different one each
time,
and none make any sense. Hilarious.

http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo

Where's my degree dammit?

DC
Re: The PostModernism Generator! [message #76859 is a reply to message #76855] Fri, 08 December 2006 06:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DJ is currently offline  DJ   UNITED STATES
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..........spawn of UC Berkley post grad dept?

;o)


"DC" <dc@spammersingradschool.org> wrote in message news:457912f2$1@linux...
>
> Seen this?
>
> Click on the page and it generates an essay for you. A different one each
> time,
> and none make any sense. Hilarious.
>
> http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo
>
> Where's my degree dammit?
>
> DC
>
Re: The PostModernism Generator! [message #76867 is a reply to message #76855] Fri, 08 December 2006 12:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Ah, Bataille and Lacan. Brings me back. I can almost smell the no-filter Camels,
the dusty card catalog (still had those back then), and the microwaved coffee.
Wasn't all bad, though, I used to meet a red haired nubile for stolen moments
in the mezzanine of the fourth floor of the Sterling stacks. And Lacan, Foucault,
Derrida, and their fellow travelers had a lot of interesting and challenging
things to say, no matter how easy it is (as in this case) to lampoon the
lesser academics who write about them.

TCB

"DC" <dc@spammersingradschool.org> wrote:
>
>Seen this?
>
>Click on the page and it generates an essay for you. A different one each
>time,
>and none make any sense. Hilarious.
>
>http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo
>
>Where's my degree dammit?
>
>DC
>
Re: The PostModernism Generator! [message #76869 is a reply to message #76867] Fri, 08 December 2006 16:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DC is currently offline  DC
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The question of course, is, if you turned one of those
auto-generated essays, would you get a grade??

Hard to answer for sure, huh?

DC


"TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>
>Ah, Bataille and Lacan. Brings me back. I can almost smell the no-filter
Camels,
>the dusty card catalog (still had those back then), and the microwaved coffee.
>Wasn't all bad, though, I used to meet a red haired nubile for stolen moments
>in the mezzanine of the fourth floor of the Sterling stacks. And Lacan,
Foucault,
>Derrida, and their fellow travelers had a lot of interesting and challenging
>things to say, no matter how easy it is (as in this case) to lampoon the
>lesser academics who write about them.
>
>TCB
>
>"DC" <dc@spammersingradschool.org> wrote:
>>
>>Seen this?
>>
>>Click on the page and it generates an essay for you. A different one each
>>time,
>>and none make any sense. Hilarious.
>>
>>http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo
>>
>>Where's my degree dammit?
>>
>>DC
>>
>
Re: The PostModernism Generator! [message #76870 is a reply to message #76869] Fri, 08 December 2006 16:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
DJ is currently offline  DJ   UNITED STATES
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Looks a lot like some of the essays I wrote during the 70's after cramming
all night on "study aids".

;o)

"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.org> wrote in message news:4579f962$1@linux...
>
> The question of course, is, if you turned one of those
> auto-generated essays, would you get a grade??
>
> Hard to answer for sure, huh?
>
> DC
>
>
> "TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>>
>>Ah, Bataille and Lacan. Brings me back. I can almost smell the no-filter
> Camels,
>>the dusty card catalog (still had those back then), and the microwaved
>>coffee.
>>Wasn't all bad, though, I used to meet a red haired nubile for stolen
>>moments
>>in the mezzanine of the fourth floor of the Sterling stacks. And Lacan,
> Foucault,
>>Derrida, and their fellow travelers had a lot of interesting and
>>challenging
>>things to say, no matter how easy it is (as in this case) to lampoon the
>>lesser academics who write about them.
>>
>>TCB
>>
>>"DC" <dc@spammersingradschool.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>Seen this?
>>>
>>>Click on the page and it generates an essay for you. A different one
>>>each
>>>time,
>>>and none make any sense. Hilarious.
>>>
>>>http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo
>>>
>>>Where's my degree dammit?
>>>
>>>DC
>>>
>>
>
Re: The PostModernism Generator! [message #76871 is a reply to message #76870] Fri, 08 December 2006 16:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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One of my friends in college, a real smart guy, kept getting C's in
this one class. Turns out he just did not agree with the conclusions
of the teacher. He was writing great stuff, but getting nothing
but C's. So, he wrote something that sounded like the "party line"
for the class, but was actually complete rubbish, almost as bad as
the PoMo generator. He gave it to all of his friends to read and
every one came back with "this is bullsh*t", or "this is unreadable
bullsh*t"

Of course, he got an A...

aarrggHHHHH

DC


"DJ" <nowayjose@dude.net> wrote:
>Looks a lot like some of the essays I wrote during the 70's after cramming

>all night on "study aids".
>
>;o)
>
>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.org> wrote in message news:4579f962$1@linux...
>>
>> The question of course, is, if you turned one of those
>> auto-generated essays, would you get a grade??
>>
>> Hard to answer for sure, huh?
>>
>> DC
>>
>>
>> "TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>Ah, Bataille and Lacan. Brings me back. I can almost smell the no-filter
>> Camels,
>>>the dusty card catalog (still had those back then), and the microwaved

>>>coffee.
>>>Wasn't all bad, though, I used to meet a red haired nubile for stolen

>>>moments
>>>in the mezzanine of the fourth floor of the Sterling stacks. And Lacan,
>> Foucault,
>>>Derrida, and their fellow travelers had a lot of interesting and
>>>challenging
>>>things to say, no matter how easy it is (as in this case) to lampoon the
>>>lesser academics who write about them.
>>>
>>>TCB
>>>
>>>"DC" <dc@spammersingradschool.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>Seen this?
>>>>
>>>>Click on the page and it generates an essay for you. A different one

>>>>each
>>>>time,
>>>>and none make any sense. Hilarious.
>>>>
>>>>http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo
>>>>
>>>>Where's my degree dammit?
>>>>
>>>>DC
>>>>
>>>
>>
>
>
Re: The PostModernism Generator! [message #76883 is a reply to message #76869] Sat, 09 December 2006 11:23 Go to previous message
TCB is currently offline  TCB
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At Yale it would depend on which grad student read the paper. I'd say it would
get a larger number of question marks in the margins and a B- which will
still get the sheepskin in the long run.

TCB

"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.org> wrote:
>
>The question of course, is, if you turned one of those
>auto-generated essays, would you get a grade??
>
>Hard to answer for sure, huh?
>
>DC
>
>
>"TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>>
>>Ah, Bataille and Lacan. Brings me back. I can almost smell the no-filter
>Camels,
>>the dusty card catalog (still had those back then), and the microwaved
coffee.
>>Wasn't all bad, though, I used to meet a red haired nubile for stolen moments
>>in the mezzanine of the fourth floor of the Sterling stacks. And Lacan,
>Foucault,
>>Derrida, and their fellow travelers had a lot of interesting and challenging
>>things to say, no matter how easy it is (as in this case) to lampoon the
>>lesser academics who write about them.
>>
>>TCB
>>
>>"DC" <dc@spammersingradschool.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>Seen this?
>>>
>>>Click on the page and it generates an essay for you. A different one
each
>>>time,
>>>and none make any sense. Hilarious.
>>>
>>>http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo
>>>
>>>Where's my degree dammit?
>>>
>>>DC
>>>
>>
>
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