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DJ's 12 step program [message #79204]

Mon, 29 January 2007 15:53

John [1]
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Registered: September 2005

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1. We admitted we were powerless over multiple DAWs and that our lives
had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than Paris could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our MECs away and give our lives over to the
a new DAW Cubase 4.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ridiculous hardware
inventory I had accumulated.
5. Admitted to the Paris group, to ourselves, and to another human being
(DJ's wife) the exact nature of our insane purchases.
6. Were entirely ready to have Cubase remove all these defects of Paris.
7. Humbly asked Cubase to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all projects we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such projects wherever possible, except when
to do so would introduce dither or jitter.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
sell more shit.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact
with Cubase by reading the manual.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of Cubase 4, we tried
to carry this message to other Parisites, and to practice these principles
in all our jam sessions.

Drink up !!!

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		DJ's 12 step program By: John [1] on Mon, 29 January 2007 15:53
		Re: DJ's 12 step program By: Deej [4] on Mon, 29 January 2007 15:02
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		Re: DJ's 12 step program By: Gantt Kushner on Mon, 29 January 2007 17:00
		Re: DJ's 12 step program By: Sarah on Tue, 30 January 2007 13:39

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