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| Re: There is a 4 pound roast beef missing....... [message #69526 is a reply to message #69507] |
Mon, 19 June 2006 16:45   |
excelav
Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit
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Years ago we had just gotten a new puppy. The lady that sold him to us told
us he had only been fed dog food, and to never feed him people food. Well
one day my dad came home with a bucket of KFC, and set it on the kitchen
table. My dad proceeded to the bathroom to wash his hands, of corse my dad
got in to the chicken on the way home from KFC. Anyways, the puppy had jumped
up on the chair, then up on the table. He had the bucket turned over on
it's side, he was half inside the bucket with his tail wagging. About the
same time my dad and I walked in to the kitchen from opposite sides. I'll
never forget the look on my dad's face, when he pointed at the puppy and
said, Dog food my ass! He knew exactly what that was!
James
"DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote:
>........that was defrosting, sitting on the cutting board on the kitchen
>counter.......and there are two very guilty looking great danes......I
>wonder what happened?
>
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| Re: There is a 4 pound roast beef missing....... [message #69529 is a reply to message #69528] |
Mon, 19 June 2006 20:23 |
uptown jimmy
Messages: 441
Registered: September 2005
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Never kill a good dog. And I know Great Danes are merely the world's biggest
lap dogs. I woul hesitate to strike them even once, as they'd probably have
hives.
But there are many dog breeds who need the occasional slap on the butt or
nose in order to remain alive, as opposed to being put down for dangerous
behavior. My friend's pit/retriever mix: so sweet, but so damn stubborn
sometimes...almost killed a friend's cat recently, just having a good time,
you know....
Great Danes are just big kitty cats, or so I hear. Big, smelly, lap-sitting,
dog-like kitty cats.
And I'm a good man, gentle and domesticated. But if a dog ate my roast I'd
have to put it's face in the wrapper and spank it on the hiney several
times, real hard and smart-like. Make it feel chagrined for a few moments.
Roast beef ain't cheap.
Jimmy
"DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
news:44976112@linux...
> They're too cute to kill
>
> ;oP
>
> "uptown jimmy" <johnson314@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:44973bdd$1@linux...
> > I'll tell you what WOULD happen at my house. There'd be two very badly
> > beaten dogs.
> >
> > Jimmy
> >
> >
> > "DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
> > news:449706fb$1@linux...
> > > ........that was defrosting, sitting on the cutting board on the
kitchen
> > > counter.......and there are two very guilty looking great danes......I
> > > wonder what happened?
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
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| Re: There is a 4 pound roast beef missing....... [message #69530 is a reply to message #69529] |
Mon, 19 June 2006 20:38 |
Aaron Allen
Messages: 1988
Registered: May 2008
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Cayene is much better because you didn't even have to be around for the dog
to learn something about taking food off the counter. That lesson will
generally stick and you ain't the bad guy in said pooch's mind.
AA
"uptown jimmy" <johnson314@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:449768d8@linux...
> Never kill a good dog. And I know Great Danes are merely the world's
> biggest
> lap dogs. I woul hesitate to strike them even once, as they'd probably
> have
> hives.
>
> But there are many dog breeds who need the occasional slap on the butt or
> nose in order to remain alive, as opposed to being put down for dangerous
> behavior. My friend's pit/retriever mix: so sweet, but so damn stubborn
> sometimes...almost killed a friend's cat recently, just having a good
> time,
> you know....
>
> Great Danes are just big kitty cats, or so I hear. Big, smelly,
> lap-sitting,
> dog-like kitty cats.
>
> And I'm a good man, gentle and domesticated. But if a dog ate my roast I'd
> have to put it's face in the wrapper and spank it on the hiney several
> times, real hard and smart-like. Make it feel chagrined for a few moments.
> Roast beef ain't cheap.
>
> Jimmy
>
>
>
> "DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
> news:44976112@linux...
>> They're too cute to kill
>>
>> ;oP
>>
>> "uptown jimmy" <johnson314@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
>> news:44973bdd$1@linux...
>> > I'll tell you what WOULD happen at my house. There'd be two very badly
>> > beaten dogs.
>> >
>> > Jimmy
>> >
>> >
>> > "DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
>> > news:449706fb$1@linux...
>> > > ........that was defrosting, sitting on the cutting board on the
> kitchen
>> > > counter.......and there are two very guilty looking great
>> > > danes......I
>> > > wonder what happened?
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>
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| Re: There is a 4 pound roast beef missing....... [message #69531 is a reply to message #69529] |
Mon, 19 June 2006 20:45 |
Deej [1]
Messages: 2149
Registered: January 2006
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If I had caught them with the goods, I would have proceeded to make a point,
but they're sneaky. We didn't even notice what had happened until a couple
of hours after the roast was left out. the only evidence of the theft was
the *beached whale syndrome*
;o)
"uptown jimmy" <johnson314@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:449768d8@linux...
> Never kill a good dog. And I know Great Danes are merely the world's
biggest
> lap dogs. I woul hesitate to strike them even once, as they'd probably
have
> hives.
>
> But there are many dog breeds who need the occasional slap on the butt or
> nose in order to remain alive, as opposed to being put down for dangerous
> behavior. My friend's pit/retriever mix: so sweet, but so damn stubborn
> sometimes...almost killed a friend's cat recently, just having a good
time,
> you know....
>
> Great Danes are just big kitty cats, or so I hear. Big, smelly,
lap-sitting,
> dog-like kitty cats.
>
> And I'm a good man, gentle and domesticated. But if a dog ate my roast I'd
> have to put it's face in the wrapper and spank it on the hiney several
> times, real hard and smart-like. Make it feel chagrined for a few moments.
> Roast beef ain't cheap.
>
> Jimmy
>
>
>
> "DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
> news:44976112@linux...
> > They're too cute to kill
> >
> > ;oP
> >
> > "uptown jimmy" <johnson314@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> > news:44973bdd$1@linux...
> > > I'll tell you what WOULD happen at my house. There'd be two very badly
> > > beaten dogs.
> > >
> > > Jimmy
> > >
> > >
> > > "DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
> > > news:449706fb$1@linux...
> > > > ........that was defrosting, sitting on the cutting board on the
> kitchen
> > > > counter.......and there are two very guilty looking great
danes......I
> > > > wonder what happened?
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
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| Re: There is a 4 pound roast beef missing....... [message #69532 is a reply to message #69530] |
Mon, 19 June 2006 21:09 |
uptown jimmy
Messages: 441
Registered: September 2005
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Should I sprinkle cayenne on the cat's ass next time Matilda wnat to eat it?
Jimmy
"Aaron Allen" <nospam@not_here.dude> wrote in message news:44976c8a@linux...
> Cayene is much better because you didn't even have to be around for the
dog
> to learn something about taking food off the counter. That lesson will
> generally stick and you ain't the bad guy in said pooch's mind.
> AA
>
> "uptown jimmy" <johnson314@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> news:449768d8@linux...
> > Never kill a good dog. And I know Great Danes are merely the world's
> > biggest
> > lap dogs. I woul hesitate to strike them even once, as they'd probably
> > have
> > hives.
> >
> > But there are many dog breeds who need the occasional slap on the butt
or
> > nose in order to remain alive, as opposed to being put down for
dangerous
> > behavior. My friend's pit/retriever mix: so sweet, but so damn stubborn
> > sometimes...almost killed a friend's cat recently, just having a good
> > time,
> > you know....
> >
> > Great Danes are just big kitty cats, or so I hear. Big, smelly,
> > lap-sitting,
> > dog-like kitty cats.
> >
> > And I'm a good man, gentle and domesticated. But if a dog ate my roast
I'd
> > have to put it's face in the wrapper and spank it on the hiney several
> > times, real hard and smart-like. Make it feel chagrined for a few
moments.
> > Roast beef ain't cheap.
> >
> > Jimmy
> >
> >
> >
> > "DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
> > news:44976112@linux...
> >> They're too cute to kill
> >>
> >> ;oP
> >>
> >> "uptown jimmy" <johnson314@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> >> news:44973bdd$1@linux...
> >> > I'll tell you what WOULD happen at my house. There'd be two very
badly
> >> > beaten dogs.
> >> >
> >> > Jimmy
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > "DJ" <animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote in message
> >> > news:449706fb$1@linux...
> >> > > ........that was defrosting, sitting on the cutting board on the
> > kitchen
> >> > > counter.......and there are two very guilty looking great
> >> > > danes......I
> >> > > wonder what happened?
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
>
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