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| OT: something a nurse can appreciate... [message #92764] |
Fri, 16 November 2007 01:54  |
rick
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
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| Re: something a nurse can appreciate... [message #92769 is a reply to message #92764] |
Fri, 16 November 2007 05:46  |
Sarah
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So THAT'S what those things are for . . . I'll be sure to pass this info
along to my elderly patients.
S
"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:u3qqj3da59gj2t7tsks7dsdlh6dd8rqjm2@4ax.com...
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> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
> been married.
> She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
> her quaint sitting room.
> She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
> CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
> The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
> things, a condom!
>
> When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>
> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
> its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
> no longer resist.
> "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
> pointing to the bowl.
> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
> Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
> The directions said to place it on the organ,
> keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
> Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
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| Re: something a nurse can appreciate... [message #92813 is a reply to message #92769] |
Fri, 16 November 2007 20:04 |
chuck duffy
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Rick,
Your material never fails @ work. I vote that we turn this into a joke forum!
Chuck
"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote:
>So THAT'S what those things are for . . . I'll be sure to pass this info
>along to my elderly patients.
>
>S
>
>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:u3qqj3da59gj2t7tsks7dsdlh6dd8rqjm2@4ax.com...
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>> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
>> been married.
>> She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
>> her quaint sitting room.
>> She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
>> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
>> CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
>> The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
>> things, a condom!
>>
>> When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>>
>> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>> its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
>> no longer resist.
>> "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
>> pointing to the bowl.
>> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
>> Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
>> The directions said to place it on the organ,
>> keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
>> Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
>
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| Re: something a nurse can appreciate... [message #92816 is a reply to message #92813] |
Sat, 17 November 2007 03:09 |
rick
Messages: 1976
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i thought ID already did that a few years ago. ;o)
On 17 Nov 2007 14:04:50 +1000, "chuck duffy" <c@c.com> wrote:
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>Rick,
>
>Your material never fails @ work. I vote that we turn this into a joke forum!
>
>Chuck
>"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote:
>>So THAT'S what those things are for . . . I'll be sure to pass this info
>
>>along to my elderly patients.
>>
>>S
>>
>>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:u3qqj3da59gj2t7tsks7dsdlh6dd8rqjm2@4ax.com...
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>>> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
>>> been married.
>>> She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>>> One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
>>> her quaint sitting room.
>>> She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
>>> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
>>> CUT -glass bowl sitting on top of it.
>>> The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all
>>> things, a condom!
>>>
>>> When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>>>
>>> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>>> its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could
>>> no longer resist.
>>> "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
>>> pointing to the bowl.
>>> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
>>> Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
>>> The directions said to place it on the organ,
>>> keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
>>> Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
>>
>>
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