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DJ's 12 step program [message #79204] Mon, 29 January 2007 15:53 Go to next message
John [1] is currently offline  John [1]
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Registered: September 2005
Senior Member
1. We admitted we were powerless over multiple DAWs and that our lives
had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than Paris could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our MECs away and give our lives over to the
a new DAW Cubase 4.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ridiculous hardware
inventory I had accumulated.
5. Admitted to the Paris group, to ourselves, and to another human being
(DJ's wife) the exact nature of our insane purchases.
6. Were entirely ready to have Cubase remove all these defects of Paris.
7. Humbly asked Cubase to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all projects we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such projects wherever possible, except when
to do so would introduce dither or jitter.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
sell more shit.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact
with Cubase by reading the manual.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of Cubase 4, we tried
to carry this message to other Parisites, and to practice these principles
in all our jam sessions.

Drink up !!!
Re: DJ's 12 step program [message #79205 is a reply to message #79204] Mon, 29 January 2007 15:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   BRAZIL
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2007
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> 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve

shouldn't this be "sought through prayer and *medication*......yadda
yadda....?

"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:45be7aed$1@linux...
>
> 1. We admitted we were powerless over multiple DAWs and that our lives
> had become unmanageable.
> 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than Paris could restore us to
> sanity.
> 3. Made a decision to turn our MECs away and give our lives over to the
> a new DAW Cubase 4.
> 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ridiculous hardware
> inventory I had accumulated.
> 5. Admitted to the Paris group, to ourselves, and to another human being
> (DJ's wife) the exact nature of our insane purchases.
> 6. Were entirely ready to have Cubase remove all these defects of Paris.
> 7. Humbly asked Cubase to remove our shortcomings.
> 8. Made a list of all projects we had harmed, and became willing to make
> amends to them all.
> 9. Made direct amends to such projects wherever possible, except when
> to do so would introduce dither or jitter.
> 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
> sell more shit.
> 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact
> with Cubase by reading the manual.
> 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of Cubase 4, we tried
> to carry this message to other Parisites, and to practice these principles
> in all our jam sessions.
>
> Drink up !!!
>
Re: DJ's 12 step program [message #79207 is a reply to message #79204] Mon, 29 January 2007 16:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gantt Kushner is currently offline  Gantt Kushner   
Messages: 545
Registered: June 2006
Location: Silver Spring, Maryland, ...
Senior Member

Wow. PA! Cool.

Gantt

"John" <no@no.com> wrote:
>
> 1. We admitted we were powerless over multiple DAWs and that our lives
>had become unmanageable.
> 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than Paris could restore us to
>sanity.
> 3. Made a decision to turn our MECs away and give our lives over to the
>a new DAW Cubase 4.
> 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ridiculous hardware
>inventory I had accumulated.
> 5. Admitted to the Paris group, to ourselves, and to another human being
>(DJ's wife) the exact nature of our insane purchases.
> 6. Were entirely ready to have Cubase remove all these defects of Paris.
> 7. Humbly asked Cubase to remove our shortcomings.
> 8. Made a list of all projects we had harmed, and became willing to make
>amends to them all.
> 9. Made direct amends to such projects wherever possible, except when
>to do so would introduce dither or jitter.
> 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
>sell more shit.
> 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact
>with Cubase by reading the manual.
> 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of Cubase 4, we tried
>to carry this message to other Parisites, and to practice these principles
>in all our jam sessions.
>
>Drink up !!!
>


Gantt Kushner
Gizmo Recording Company
Silver Spring, MD
www.gizmorecording.com
Re: DJ's 12 step program [message #79216 is a reply to message #79207] Mon, 29 January 2007 17:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Gantt Kushner is currently offline  Gantt Kushner   
Messages: 545
Registered: June 2006
Location: Silver Spring, Maryland, ...
Senior Member

Parisaholics Anonymous, that is...

Gantt

"Gantt Kushner" <ganttmann@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>Wow. PA! Cool.
>
>Gantt
>
>"John" <no@no.com> wrote:
>>
>> 1. We admitted we were powerless over multiple DAWs and that our lives
>>had become unmanageable.
>> 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than Paris could restore us
to
>>sanity.
>> 3. Made a decision to turn our MECs away and give our lives over to
the
>>a new DAW Cubase 4.
>> 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ridiculous hardware
>>inventory I had accumulated.
>> 5. Admitted to the Paris group, to ourselves, and to another human being
>>(DJ's wife) the exact nature of our insane purchases.
>> 6. Were entirely ready to have Cubase remove all these defects of Paris.
>> 7. Humbly asked Cubase to remove our shortcomings.
>> 8. Made a list of all projects we had harmed, and became willing to
make
>>amends to them all.
>> 9. Made direct amends to such projects wherever possible, except when
>>to do so would introduce dither or jitter.
>> 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
>>sell more shit.
>> 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact
>>with Cubase by reading the manual.
>> 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of Cubase 4, we tried
>>to carry this message to other Parisites, and to practice these principles
>>in all our jam sessions.
>>
>>Drink up !!!
>>
>


Gantt Kushner
Gizmo Recording Company
Silver Spring, MD
www.gizmorecording.com
Re: DJ's 12 step program [message #79273 is a reply to message #79204] Tue, 30 January 2007 13:39 Go to previous message
Sarah is currently offline  Sarah   UNITED STATES
Messages: 608
Registered: February 2007
Senior Member
Uh . . . yeah . . . I'm don't think I'm ready to quit yet. I'm still
functional. Nobody at work knows I use PARIS, and I don't use it THAT much.
I use it because I like it, it's not really a problem. Besides, I can quit
any time I want to. :)

Sarah


"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:45be7aed$1@linux...
>
> 1. We admitted we were powerless over multiple DAWs and that our lives
> had become unmanageable.
> 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than Paris could restore us to
> sanity.
> 3. Made a decision to turn our MECs away and give our lives over to the
> a new DAW Cubase 4.
> 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ridiculous hardware
> inventory I had accumulated.
> 5. Admitted to the Paris group, to ourselves, and to another human being
> (DJ's wife) the exact nature of our insane purchases.
> 6. Were entirely ready to have Cubase remove all these defects of Paris.
> 7. Humbly asked Cubase to remove our shortcomings.
> 8. Made a list of all projects we had harmed, and became willing to make
> amends to them all.
> 9. Made direct amends to such projects wherever possible, except when
> to do so would introduce dither or jitter.
> 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
> sell more shit.
> 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact
> with Cubase by reading the manual.
> 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of Cubase 4, we tried
> to carry this message to other Parisites, and to practice these principles
> in all our jam sessions.
>
> Drink up !!!
>
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