| IDIOT SIGHTING [message #75560] |
Tue, 07 November 2006 14:16  |
excelav
Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit
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The last sentence is the scariest............
IDIOT SIGHTING
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road.
The reason:
"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceberg.
He was a Chef?
Yep...From Kansas City!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."
Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken.
We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would
not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced
to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE
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| Re: IDIOT SIGHTING [message #75570 is a reply to message #75560] |
Tue, 07 November 2006 17:19  |
Don Nafe
Messages: 1206
Registered: July 2005
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Had to pass that to a bunch of friends.
"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4550f7a8$1@linux...
>
> The last sentence is the scariest............
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING
> I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
> township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
> sign on our road.
> The reason:
> "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
> I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
> From Kingman, KS.
> ______________________________________________________
> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
> person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry,
> but they only had iceberg.
> He was a Chef?
> Yep...From Kansas City!
> ______________________________________________
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked,
> "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
>
> He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
> Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
> _______________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
> I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
> She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
> I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
> Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
>
> She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
> ___________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
> She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."
> Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more
> often."
>
> Not another word was spoken.
> We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
>
> This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
> ________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
> for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would
> not turn on.
> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
> ____________________________________________________
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
> side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried
> the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced
> to the technician, "its open!"
> His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
> _______________________________________________________
> STAY ALERT!
> They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE
>
>
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