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Thu, 13 March 2008 10:34

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

A grandfather, who got to baby-sit his granddaughter one day ever
week, always made a special effort to find some alone time each time
she visited.
Each week he would take her out for a drive in the car for some
bonding time.
One particular day however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't
feel like being up at all. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and
said that she would take her out for her weekly ride.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandpa.
'Well,' grandpa asked, 'Did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
'Oh yes, Poppa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see
a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!'

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Re: a grandparents wisdom [message #96809 is a reply to message #96787]

Fri, 14 March 2008 08:54

dc[3]
Messages: 895
Registered: September 2005

Senior Member

Good one!

DC

rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>A grandfather, who got to baby-sit his granddaughter one day ever
>week, always made a special effort to find some alone time each time
>she visited.
>Each week he would take her out for a drive in the car for some
>bonding time.
>One particular day however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't
>feel like being up at all. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and
>said that she would take her out for her weekly ride.
>When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
>grandpa.
>'Well,' grandpa asked, 'Did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
>'Oh yes, Poppa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see
>a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!'

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Re: a grandparents wisdom [message #96816 is a reply to message #96787]

Fri, 14 March 2008 14:44

Deej [5]

Messages: 373
Registered: March 2008

Senior Member

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and I didn't feel very well=20
waking up on that morning.=20

I went downstairs for breakfast=20
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,=20
"Happy Birthday!",=20
and possibly have a small present for me.=20

As it turned out,=20
she barely said good morning,=20
let alone=20
" Happy Birthday."=20

I thought...=20

Well, that's marriage for you,=20
but the kids...=20
They will remember.=20

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast=20
and didn't say a word.=20
So when I left for the office,=20
I felt pretty low=20
and somewhat despondent.=20

As I walked into my office,=20
my secretary Jane said,=20
"Good Morning Boss,=20
and by the way=20
Happy Birthday ! "=20
It felt a little better=20
that at least someone had remembered.=20

I worked until one o'clock ,=20
when Jane knocked on my door=20
and said, "You know,=20
It's such a beautiful day outside,=20
and it is your Birthday,=20
what do you say we go out to lunch,=20
just you and me."=20
I said, "Thanks, Jane,=20
that's the greatest thing=20
I've heard all day.=20
Let's go !"=20

We went to lunch.=20
But we didn't go=20
where we normally would go.=20
She chose instead at a quiet bistro=20
with a private table.=20
We had two martinis each=20
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.=20

On the way back to the office,=20
Jane said, "You know,=20
It's such a beautiful day...=20
We don't need to go straight back to the office,=20
Do We ?"=20

I responded,=20
"I guess not.=20
What do you have in mind ?"=20
She said,=20
"Let's drop by my apartment,=20
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment,=20

Jane turned to me and said,=20

" Boss, if you don't mind,=20
I'm going to step into the bedroom=20
for just a moment.=20
I'll be right back."=20
"Ok." I nervously replied.=20

She went into the bedroom and,=20
after a couple of minutes,=20
she came out=20
carrying a huge birthday cake ...=20
Followed=20
by my wife,=20
my kids,=20
and dozens of my friends=20
and co-workers,=20
all singing "Happy Birthday".=20

And I just sat there...=20

On the couch...=20

Naked."

"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message =
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> A grandfather, who got to baby-sit his granddaughter one day ever
> week, always made a special effort to find some alone time each time
> she visited.=20
> Each week he would take her out for a drive in the car for some
> bonding time.=20
> One particular day however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't
> feel like being up at all. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and
> said that she would take her out for her weekly ride.=20
> When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
> grandpa.=20
> 'Well,' grandpa asked, 'Did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'=20
> 'Oh yes, Poppa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see
> a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!'
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Re: a grandparents wisdom [message #96821 is a reply to message #96816]

Sat, 15 March 2008 02:08

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

some days are just tougher than others.

;o)

On Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:44:04 -0600, "Mr. Simplicity" <noway@jose.net>
wrote:

>"Last week was my birthday
>and I didn't feel very well
>waking up on that morning.
>
>I went downstairs for breakfast
>hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
>"Happy Birthday!",
>and possibly have a small present for me.
>
>As it turned out,
>she barely said good morning,
>let alone
>" Happy Birthday."
>
>I thought...
>
>Well, that's marriage for you,
>but the kids...
>They will remember.
>
>My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
>and didn't say a word.
>So when I left for the office,
>I felt pretty low
>and somewhat despondent.
>
>As I walked into my office,
>my secretary Jane said,
>"Good Morning Boss,
>and by the way
>Happy Birthday ! "
>It felt a little better
>that at least someone had remembered.
>
>I worked until one o'clock ,
>when Jane knocked on my door
>and said, "You know,
>It's such a beautiful day outside,
>and it is your Birthday,
>what do you say we go out to lunch,
>just you and me."
>I said, "Thanks, Jane,
>that's the greatest thing
>I've heard all day.
>Let's go !"
>
>We went to lunch.
>But we didn't go
>where we normally would go.
>She chose instead at a quiet bistro
>with a private table.
>We had two martinis each
>and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
>
>On the way back to the office,
>Jane said, "You know,
>It's such a beautiful day...
>We don't need to go straight back to the office,
>Do We ?"
>
>I responded,
>"I guess not.
>What do you have in mind ?"
>She said,
>"Let's drop by my apartment,
>it's just around the corner."
>
>
>
>After arriving at her apartment,
>
>Jane turned to me and said,
>
>" Boss, if you don't mind,
>I'm going to step into the bedroom
>for just a moment.
>I'll be right back."
>"Ok." I nervously replied.
>
>She went into the bedroom and,
>after a couple of minutes,
>she came out
>carrying a huge birthday cake ...
>Followed
>by my wife,
>my kids,
>and dozens of my friends
>and co-workers,
>all singing "Happy Birthday".
>
>
>
>And I just sat there...
>
>
>
>On the couch...
>
>
>
>Naked."
>
>
>"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1cpit3pavaqg0ppv7emq6m3m4p00fmf6eh@4ax.com...
>>
>> A grandfather, who got to baby-sit his granddaughter one day ever
>> week, always made a special effort to find some alone time each time
>> she visited.
>> Each week he would take her out for a drive in the car for some
>> bonding time.
>> One particular day however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't
>> feel like being up at all. Luckily, grandma came to the rescue and
>> said that she would take her out for her weekly ride.
>> When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
>> grandpa.
>> 'Well,' grandpa asked, 'Did you enjoy your ride with grandma?'
>> 'Oh yes, Poppa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see
>> a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!'

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