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The truth about operating systems [message #62916] Wed, 11 January 2006 20:40 Go to next message
Chris Wargo is currently offline  Chris Wargo
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Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.

Discuss.
Re: The truth about operating systems [message #62925 is a reply to message #62916] Wed, 11 January 2006 22:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
TCB is currently offline  TCB
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Elvis uses Debian to plot his return. No really, I've seen him on other newsgroups.
It's tough for him though, not many people know it, but he has a penguin
phobia. Every now and then he forgets to use command line apt-get to upgrade
his distro and uses Synaptic instead. Freaking tux everywhere, new gnome
themes, penguins at the login screen and everything. It ain't pretty. He
flips out in his Peruvian mountain lair and you won't hear from him for months.


Stallman gets the royalties from "Heartbreak Hotel" now too.

TCB

"Chris Wargo" <na@na.na> wrote:
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>Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
>Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
>George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.
>
>Discuss.
Re: The truth about operating systems [message #62932 is a reply to message #62916] Thu, 12 January 2006 02:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rick is currently offline  rick   UNITED STATES
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"George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks."
okay i'll buy into this but, is this with help or a solo effort?

On 12 Jan 2006 14:40:22 +1000, "Chris Wargo" <na@na.na> wrote:

>
>Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
>Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
>George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.
>
>Discuss.
Re: The truth about operating systems [message #62937 is a reply to message #62916] Thu, 12 January 2006 07:43 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Chris Wargo is currently offline  Chris Wargo
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Sorry, I forgot one. The Red Sox suck and they use Red Hat.

"Chris Wargo" <na@na.na> wrote:
>
>Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
>Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
>George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.
>
>Discuss.
Re: The truth about operating systems [message #62939 is a reply to message #62937] Thu, 12 January 2006 07:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Dedric Terry is currently offline  Dedric Terry
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Actually I think al-Quaeda uses Macs/OSX (seriously).

They are quite fond of the iLife suite apparently. Great for making
training DVDs, cataloguing photos from sightseeing trips, iMovie is Osama's
favorite for making those inspiring home videos, and finally iWeb for
creating blogs for support groups, including hair care in the sometimes
harsh Afghan mountains.

On 1/12/06 8:43 AM, in article 43c66b16$1@linux, "Chris Wargo" <na@na.na>
wrote:

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> Sorry, I forgot one. The Red Sox suck and they use Red Hat.
>
> "Chris Wargo" <na@na.na> wrote:
>>
>> Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
>> Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
>> George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.
>>
>> Discuss.
>
Re: The truth about operating systems [message #62940 is a reply to message #62939] Thu, 12 January 2006 07:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deej [1] is currently offline  Deej [1]   UNITED STATES
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I think this is the key to winning the war on terror. Since we know they
like Macs, instead of bombing the freedom fighters, we could offer them new
G5's if they will respect Roe v Wade and promise not to kill us.


"Dedric Terry" <dterry@keyofd.net> wrote in message
news:BFEBBD72.312%dterry@keyofd.net...
> Actually I think al-Quaeda uses Macs/OSX (seriously).
>
> They are quite fond of the iLife suite apparently. Great for making
> training DVDs, cataloguing photos from sightseeing trips, iMovie is
Osama's
> favorite for making those inspiring home videos, and finally iWeb for
> creating blogs for support groups, including hair care in the sometimes
> harsh Afghan mountains.
>
> On 1/12/06 8:43 AM, in article 43c66b16$1@linux, "Chris Wargo" <na@na.na>
> wrote:
>
> >
> > Sorry, I forgot one. The Red Sox suck and they use Red Hat.
> >
> > "Chris Wargo" <na@na.na> wrote:
> >>
> >> Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
> >> Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
> >> George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.
> >>
> >> Discuss.
> >
>
RE: How annoying! [message #62956 is a reply to message #62916] Thu, 12 January 2006 09:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JB is currently offline  JB   UNITED STATES
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Oh, wait...you used your real name....never mind.

"Chris Wargo" <na@na.na> wrote in message news:43c5cfa6$1@linux...
>
> Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
> Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
> George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.
>
> Discuss.
Re: The truth about operating systems [message #62974 is a reply to message #62932] Thu, 12 January 2006 17:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
emarenot is currently offline  emarenot   UNITED STATES
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LOL x2
MR
"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks."
> okay i'll buy into this but, is this with help or a solo effort?
>
> On 12 Jan 2006 14:40:22 +1000, "Chris Wargo" <na@na.na> wrote:
>
> >
> >Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
> >Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
> >George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.
> >
> >Discuss.
>
Re: The truth about operating systems [message #62995 is a reply to message #62940] Fri, 13 January 2006 01:38 Go to previous message
rick is currently offline  rick   UNITED STATES
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better yet, round up all the fw800 g4's (mine included) and just give
them those for free. think of all the good will that will be
generated by the freebies.

On Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:18:30 -0700, "Shlomo bin Villepin"
<animix_spam-this-ahole_@animas.net> wrote:

>I think this is the key to winning the war on terror. Since we know they
>like Macs, instead of bombing the freedom fighters, we could offer them new
>G5's if they will respect Roe v Wade and promise not to kill us.
>
>
>"Dedric Terry" <dterry@keyofd.net> wrote in message
>news:BFEBBD72.312%dterry@keyofd.net...
>> Actually I think al-Quaeda uses Macs/OSX (seriously).
>>
>> They are quite fond of the iLife suite apparently. Great for making
>> training DVDs, cataloguing photos from sightseeing trips, iMovie is
>Osama's
>> favorite for making those inspiring home videos, and finally iWeb for
>> creating blogs for support groups, including hair care in the sometimes
>> harsh Afghan mountains.
>>
>> On 1/12/06 8:43 AM, in article 43c66b16$1@linux, "Chris Wargo" <na@na.na>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > Sorry, I forgot one. The Red Sox suck and they use Red Hat.
>> >
>> > "Chris Wargo" <na@na.na> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Jesus uses OSX to count souls.
>> >> Osama uses XP to plan attacks.
>> >> George Bush uses an Etch-a-Sketch to defend us against attacks.
>> >>
>> >> Discuss.
>> >
>>
>
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