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It will be interesting to see if the governor of New York gets equal =
time. Here are the late night barbs that were thrown at the Republican =
who got busted doing the same thing- note the charming political spins:=20
"Louisiana Senator David Vitter held a press conference this week, where =
he admitted yes, he was a client of the DC madam, but he said those =
stories of hookers dressing him in diapers were not true. Boy, what do =
you do there? Are you supposed to take the word of a politician over a =
hooker? It's a tough decision for people." --Jay Leno
"Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called =
the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone =
named Thumper." --Jay Leno=20
"At his press conference yesterday, where he admitted being involved =
with prostitutes, Louisiana Senator David Vitter apologized to his =
longtime supporters -- the working men and the working girls of =
Louisiana." --Jay Leno
"Last night, down in Washington, DC, they had the all-night Senate =
session. The senators were there all night. It was the DC madam's =
slowest night ever." --David Letterman
"The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter =
of Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would =
pay them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut =
called him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno
"Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife =
after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani, =
Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno
"David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and =
also in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl =
who made the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman
"There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in =
Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been =
visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa, =
wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that =
comin.'" --David Letterman=20
"But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent. =
He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman=20
"Well now more problems with this Vitter guy. You gotta go on his =
website, he's like Mr. Religious, Mr. Family Values. Well now a second =
madam has come forward and told the Associated Press that he was also a =
customer at her brothel. This guy was cheating on his hooker with =
another hooker." --Jay Leno
"And this madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the =
prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress =
him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And =
she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour =
just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to =
him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno
"Republican Senator and family values conservative -- that's what he =
calls himself -- Senator David Vitter of Louisiana admitted he was a =
client of the so called DC Madam in Washington. See, this is so wrong. =
At least use a hooker from your own state. I mean they're gonna pump =
money into the economy, make it your own." --Jay Leno
"Family values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David =
Vitter admitted he has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago =
this Senator Vitter guy had been seeing one of the DC Madam's escorts. =
You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the whole =
world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
"But he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his =
wife, that's what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with =
hookers, they have this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know =
something, when his pants were down around his ankles leaving the motel, =
I don't see him going 'you know, I love my wife.' Well you know what =
makes it especially hypocritical: apparently Vitter has been a strong =
opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained that too. =
Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married to." =
--Jay Leno=20
"They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that =
senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the =
prostitutes. ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter, =
admitted he's been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one =
girl, he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. ... One =
thing I'll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least =
he went to a professional and left the congressional pages alone." =
--David Letterman
"Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big =
prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit =
prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take =
care of you below the beltway'" --David Letterman
"The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of =
Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another =
member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once =
again that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time =
to pull out." --Jay Leno
"Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a =
sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David =
Letterman=20
"There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a =
prostitution ring. ... Politicians were actually paying for sex. One =
girl got paid with a military base in her home state." --David =
Letterman.
Will Client #9 get equal time?
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| Re: Client #9 and the double standard [message #96721 is a reply to message #96719] |
Tue, 11 March 2008 13:46  |
Jamie K
Messages: 1115
Registered: July 2006
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Short memory, eh? :^)
Did you forget about Bill Clinton? Leno is _still_ making hay out of his
sex scandal. Doesn't matter what party you're in, if you "screw up" in
office, jokes will fly.
Politicians make late night TV too easy sometimes. ;^)
Cheers,
-Jamie
www.JamieKrutz.com
Mr. Simplicity wrote:
> It will be interesting to see if the governor of New York gets equal
> time. Here are the late night barbs that were thrown at the Republican
> who got busted doing the same thing- note the charming political spins:
>
> "Louisiana Senator David Vitter held a press conference this week, where
> he admitted yes, he was a client of the DC madam, but he said those
> stories of hookers dressing him in diapers were not true. Boy, what do
> you do there? Are you supposed to take the word of a politician over a
> hooker? It's a tough decision for people." --Jay Leno
>
> "Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called
> the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone
> named Thumper." --Jay Leno
>
> "At his press conference yesterday, where he admitted being involved
> with prostitutes, Louisiana Senator David Vitter apologized to his
> longtime supporters -- the working men and the working girls of
> Louisiana." --Jay Leno
>
> "Last night, down in Washington, DC, they had the all-night Senate
> session. The senators were there all night. It was the DC madam's
> slowest night ever." --David Letterman
>
> "The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter
> of Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would
> pay them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut
> called him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno
>
> "Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife
> after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani,
> Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno
>
> "David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and
> also in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl
> who made the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman
>
> "There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in
> Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been
> visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa,
> wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that
> comin.'" --David Letterman
>
> "But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent.
> He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman
>
> "Well now more problems with this Vitter guy. You gotta go on his
> website, he's like Mr. Religious, Mr. Family Values. Well now a second
> madam has come forward and told the Associated Press that he was also a
> customer at her brothel. This guy was cheating on his hooker with
> another hooker." --Jay Leno
>
> "And this madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the
> prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress
> him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And
> she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour
> just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to
> him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno
>
> "Republican Senator and family values conservative -- that's what he
> calls himself -- Senator David Vitter of Louisiana admitted he was a
> client of the so called DC Madam in Washington. See, this is so wrong.
> At least use a hooker from your own state. I mean they're gonna pump
> money into the economy, make it your own." --Jay Leno
>
> "Family values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David
> Vitter admitted he has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago
> this Senator Vitter guy had been seeing one of the DC Madam's escorts.
> You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the whole
> world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
>
> "But he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his
> wife, that's what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with
> hookers, they have this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know
> something, when his pants were down around his ankles leaving the motel,
> I don't see him going 'you know, I love my wife.' Well you know what
> makes it especially hypocritical: apparently Vitter has been a strong
> opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained that too.
> Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married to."
> --Jay Leno
>
> "They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that
> senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the
> prostitutes. ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter,
> admitted he's been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one
> girl, he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. ... One
> thing I'll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least
> he went to a professional and left the congressional pages alone."
> --David Letterman
>
> "Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big
> prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit
> prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take
> care of you below the beltway'" --David Letterman
>
> "The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of
> Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another
> member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once
> again that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time
> to pull out." --Jay Leno
>
> "Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a
> sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David Letterman
>
> "There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a
> prostitution ring. ... Politicians were actually paying for sex. One
> girl got paid with a military base in her home state." --David Letterman.
>
>
> Will Client #9 get equal time?
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| Re: Client #9 and the double standard [message #96722 is a reply to message #96721] |
Tue, 11 March 2008 14:40 |
Deej [5]
Messages: 373
Registered: March 2008
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Well....if the Clintons would just do the right thing and slit their wrists,
they wouldn't be the brunt of so many jokes and we could all feel sorry for
them instead.......me.......I'd weep for at least few milliseconds. I'd
probably measure it though so I could somehow compensate for the latency so
I didn't really waste even a few milliseconds of my life feeling sorry for
the Clintons.
Regards,
Mr. Sunshine ;o)
"Jamie K" <Meta@Dimensional.com> wrote in message news:47d6f2a9@linux...
>
> Short memory, eh? :^)
>
> Did you forget about Bill Clinton? Leno is _still_ making hay out of his
> sex scandal. Doesn't matter what party you're in, if you "screw up" in
> office, jokes will fly.
>
> Politicians make late night TV too easy sometimes. ;^)
>
> Cheers,
> -Jamie
> www.JamieKrutz.com
>
>
>
> Mr. Simplicity wrote:
>> It will be interesting to see if the governor of New York gets equal
>> time. Here are the late night barbs that were thrown at the Republican
>> who got busted doing the same thing- note the charming political spins:
>>
>> "Louisiana Senator David Vitter held a press conference this week, where
>> he admitted yes, he was a client of the DC madam, but he said those
>> stories of hookers dressing him in diapers were not true. Boy, what do
>> you do there? Are you supposed to take the word of a politician over a
>> hooker? It's a tough decision for people." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called
>> the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone
>> named Thumper." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "At his press conference yesterday, where he admitted being involved with
>> prostitutes, Louisiana Senator David Vitter apologized to his longtime
>> supporters -- the working men and the working girls of Louisiana." --Jay
>> Leno
>>
>> "Last night, down in Washington, DC, they had the all-night Senate
>> session. The senators were there all night. It was the DC madam's slowest
>> night ever." --David Letterman
>>
>> "The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter of
>> Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would pay
>> them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut called
>> him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife
>> after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani,
>> Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and also
>> in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl who made
>> the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman
>>
>> "There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in
>> Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been
>> visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa,
>> wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that
>> comin.'" --David Letterman
>>
>> "But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent.
>> He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman
>>
>> "Well now more problems with this Vitter guy. You gotta go on his
>> website, he's like Mr. Religious, Mr. Family Values. Well now a second
>> madam has come forward and told the Associated Press that he was also a
>> customer at her brothel. This guy was cheating on his hooker with another
>> hooker." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "And this madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the
>> prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress
>> him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And
>> she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour
>> just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to
>> him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Republican Senator and family values conservative -- that's what he
>> calls himself -- Senator David Vitter of Louisiana admitted he was a
>> client of the so called DC Madam in Washington. See, this is so wrong. At
>> least use a hooker from your own state. I mean they're gonna pump money
>> into the economy, make it your own." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Family values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David
>> Vitter admitted he has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago
>> this Senator Vitter guy had been seeing one of the DC Madam's escorts.
>> You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the whole
>> world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "But he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his wife,
>> that's what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with
>> hookers, they have this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know
>> something, when his pants were down around his ankles leaving the motel,
>> I don't see him going 'you know, I love my wife.' Well you know what
>> makes it especially hypocritical: apparently Vitter has been a strong
>> opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained that too.
>> Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married
>> to." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that
>> senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the
>> prostitutes. ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter,
>> admitted he's been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one
>> girl, he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. ... One
>> thing I'll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least
>> he went to a professional and left the congressional pages
>> alone." --David Letterman
>>
>> "Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big
>> prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit
>> prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take
>> care of you below the beltway'" --David Letterman
>>
>> "The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of
>> Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another
>> member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once again
>> that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time to pull
>> out." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a
>> sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David
>> Letterman
>>
>> "There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a
>> prostitution ring. ... Politicians were actually paying for sex. One girl
>> got paid with a military base in her home state." --David Letterman.
>> Will Client #9 get equal time?
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| Re: Client #9 and the double standard [message #96725 is a reply to message #96722] |
Tue, 11 March 2008 14:59 |
Carl Amburn
Messages: 214
Registered: July 2005
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Senior Member |
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All the more reason to vote for Ron Paul !! haha, er.. sorry - he does have
the sweetest t-shirts though!
-Carl
"Mr. Simplicity" <noway@jose.net> wrote in message news:47d6ff64$1@linux...
> Well....if the Clintons would just do the right thing and slit their
> wrists, they wouldn't be the brunt of so many jokes and we could all feel
> sorry for them instead.......me.......I'd weep for at least few
> milliseconds. I'd probably measure it though so I could somehow compensate
> for the latency so I didn't really waste even a few milliseconds of my
> life feeling sorry for the Clintons.
>
> Regards,
>
> Mr. Sunshine ;o)
>
>
> "Jamie K" <Meta@Dimensional.com> wrote in message news:47d6f2a9@linux...
>>
>> Short memory, eh? :^)
>>
>> Did you forget about Bill Clinton? Leno is _still_ making hay out of his
>> sex scandal. Doesn't matter what party you're in, if you "screw up" in
>> office, jokes will fly.
>>
>> Politicians make late night TV too easy sometimes. ;^)
>>
>> Cheers,
>> -Jamie
>> www.JamieKrutz.com
>>
>>
>>
>> Mr. Simplicity wrote:
>>> It will be interesting to see if the governor of New York gets equal
>>> time. Here are the late night barbs that were thrown at the Republican
>>> who got busted doing the same thing- note the charming political spins:
>>>
>>> "Louisiana Senator David Vitter held a press conference this week, where
>>> he admitted yes, he was a client of the DC madam, but he said those
>>> stories of hookers dressing him in diapers were not true. Boy, what do
>>> you do there? Are you supposed to take the word of a politician over a
>>> hooker? It's a tough decision for people." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called
>>> the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone
>>> named Thumper." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "At his press conference yesterday, where he admitted being involved
>>> with prostitutes, Louisiana Senator David Vitter apologized to his
>>> longtime supporters -- the working men and the working girls of
>>> Louisiana." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Last night, down in Washington, DC, they had the all-night Senate
>>> session. The senators were there all night. It was the DC madam's
>>> slowest night ever." --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter
>>> of Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would
>>> pay them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut
>>> called him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife
>>> after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani,
>>> Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and
>>> also in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl
>>> who made the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in
>>> Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been
>>> visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa,
>>> wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that
>>> comin.'" --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent.
>>> He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "Well now more problems with this Vitter guy. You gotta go on his
>>> website, he's like Mr. Religious, Mr. Family Values. Well now a second
>>> madam has come forward and told the Associated Press that he was also a
>>> customer at her brothel. This guy was cheating on his hooker with
>>> another hooker." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "And this madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the
>>> prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress
>>> him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And
>>> she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour
>>> just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to
>>> him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Republican Senator and family values conservative -- that's what he
>>> calls himself -- Senator David Vitter of Louisiana admitted he was a
>>> client of the so called DC Madam in Washington. See, this is so wrong.
>>> At least use a hooker from your own state. I mean they're gonna pump
>>> money into the economy, make it your own." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Family values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David
>>> Vitter admitted he has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago
>>> this Senator Vitter guy had been seeing one of the DC Madam's escorts.
>>> You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the whole
>>> world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "But he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his
>>> wife, that's what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with
>>> hookers, they have this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know
>>> something, when his pants were down around his ankles leaving the motel,
>>> I don't see him going 'you know, I love my wife.' Well you know what
>>> makes it especially hypocritical: apparently Vitter has been a strong
>>> opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained that too.
>>> Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married
>>> to." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that
>>> senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the
>>> prostitutes. ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter,
>>> admitted he's been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one
>>> girl, he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. ... One
>>> thing I'll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least
>>> he went to a professional and left the congressional pages
>>> alone." --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big
>>> prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit
>>> prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take
>>> care of you below the beltway'" --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of
>>> Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another
>>> member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once
>>> again that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time
>>> to pull out." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a
>>> sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David
>>> Letterman
>>>
>>> "There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a
>>> prostitution ring. ... Politicians were actually paying for sex. One
>>> girl got paid with a military base in her home state." --David
>>> Letterman.
>>> Will Client #9 get equal time?
>
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| Re: Client #9 and the double standard [message #96728 is a reply to message #96722] |
Tue, 11 March 2008 15:37 |
Jamie K
Messages: 1115
Registered: July 2006
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Unless you call on ALL sex-scandal-tinged politicians to commit suicide,
you're simply putting forth your own double standard. A twisted one at that.
Sunshine is good, though. :^)
Cheers,
-Jamie
www.JamieKrutz.com
Mr. Simplicity wrote:
> Well....if the Clintons would just do the right thing and slit their wrists,
> they wouldn't be the brunt of so many jokes and we could all feel sorry for
> them instead.......me.......I'd weep for at least few milliseconds. I'd
> probably measure it though so I could somehow compensate for the latency so
> I didn't really waste even a few milliseconds of my life feeling sorry for
> the Clintons.
>
> Regards,
>
> Mr. Sunshine ;o)
>
>
> "Jamie K" <Meta@Dimensional.com> wrote in message news:47d6f2a9@linux...
>> Short memory, eh? :^)
>>
>> Did you forget about Bill Clinton? Leno is _still_ making hay out of his
>> sex scandal. Doesn't matter what party you're in, if you "screw up" in
>> office, jokes will fly.
>>
>> Politicians make late night TV too easy sometimes. ;^)
>>
>> Cheers,
>> -Jamie
>> www.JamieKrutz.com
>>
>>
>>
>> Mr. Simplicity wrote:
>>> It will be interesting to see if the governor of New York gets equal
>>> time. Here are the late night barbs that were thrown at the Republican
>>> who got busted doing the same thing- note the charming political spins:
>>>
>>> "Louisiana Senator David Vitter held a press conference this week, where
>>> he admitted yes, he was a client of the DC madam, but he said those
>>> stories of hookers dressing him in diapers were not true. Boy, what do
>>> you do there? Are you supposed to take the word of a politician over a
>>> hooker? It's a tough decision for people." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called
>>> the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone
>>> named Thumper." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "At his press conference yesterday, where he admitted being involved with
>>> prostitutes, Louisiana Senator David Vitter apologized to his longtime
>>> supporters -- the working men and the working girls of Louisiana." --Jay
>>> Leno
>>>
>>> "Last night, down in Washington, DC, they had the all-night Senate
>>> session. The senators were there all night. It was the DC madam's slowest
>>> night ever." --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter of
>>> Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would pay
>>> them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut called
>>> him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife
>>> after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani,
>>> Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and also
>>> in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl who made
>>> the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in
>>> Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been
>>> visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa,
>>> wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that
>>> comin.'" --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent.
>>> He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "Well now more problems with this Vitter guy. You gotta go on his
>>> website, he's like Mr. Religious, Mr. Family Values. Well now a second
>>> madam has come forward and told the Associated Press that he was also a
>>> customer at her brothel. This guy was cheating on his hooker with another
>>> hooker." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "And this madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the
>>> prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress
>>> him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And
>>> she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour
>>> just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to
>>> him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Republican Senator and family values conservative -- that's what he
>>> calls himself -- Senator David Vitter of Louisiana admitted he was a
>>> client of the so called DC Madam in Washington. See, this is so wrong. At
>>> least use a hooker from your own state. I mean they're gonna pump money
>>> into the economy, make it your own." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Family values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David
>>> Vitter admitted he has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago
>>> this Senator Vitter guy had been seeing one of the DC Madam's escorts.
>>> You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the whole
>>> world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "But he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his wife,
>>> that's what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with
>>> hookers, they have this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know
>>> something, when his pants were down around his ankles leaving the motel,
>>> I don't see him going 'you know, I love my wife.' Well you know what
>>> makes it especially hypocritical: apparently Vitter has been a strong
>>> opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained that too.
>>> Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married
>>> to." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that
>>> senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the
>>> prostitutes. ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter,
>>> admitted he's been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one
>>> girl, he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. ... One
>>> thing I'll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least
>>> he went to a professional and left the congressional pages
>>> alone." --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big
>>> prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit
>>> prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take
>>> care of you below the beltway'" --David Letterman
>>>
>>> "The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of
>>> Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another
>>> member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once again
>>> that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time to pull
>>> out." --Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a
>>> sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David
>>> Letterman
>>>
>>> "There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a
>>> prostitution ring. ... Politicians were actually paying for sex. One girl
>>> got paid with a military base in her home state." --David Letterman.
>>> Will Client #9 get equal time?
>
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Tue, 11 March 2008 15:41 |
Deej [5]
Messages: 373
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| Re: Client #9 and the double standard [message #96783 is a reply to message #96719] |
Thu, 13 March 2008 05:58 |
Bill L
Messages: 766
Registered: August 2006
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A) That stuff was funny!
B) Trying to make this about elephants versus donkeys is just lame,
IMHO. These guys are assholes, of whatever stripe (I mean the guys who
paid for sex, not ALL politicians). ;-)
Mr. Simplicity wrote:
> It will be interesting to see if the governor of New York gets equal
> time. Here are the late night barbs that were thrown at the Republican
> who got busted doing the same thing- note the charming political spins:
>
> "Louisiana Senator David Vitter held a press conference this week, where
> he admitted yes, he was a client of the DC madam, but he said those
> stories of hookers dressing him in diapers were not true. Boy, what do
> you do there? Are you supposed to take the word of a politician over a
> hooker? It's a tough decision for people." --Jay Leno
>
> "Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called
> the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone
> named Thumper." --Jay Leno
>
> "At his press conference yesterday, where he admitted being involved
> with prostitutes, Louisiana Senator David Vitter apologized to his
> longtime supporters -- the working men and the working girls of
> Louisiana." --Jay Leno
>
> "Last night, down in Washington, DC, they had the all-night Senate
> session. The senators were there all night. It was the DC madam's
> slowest night ever." --David Letterman
>
> "The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter
> of Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would
> pay them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut
> called him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno
>
> "Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife
> after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani,
> Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno
>
> "David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and
> also in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl
> who made the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman
>
> "There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in
> Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been
> visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa,
> wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that
> comin.'" --David Letterman
>
> "But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent.
> He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman
>
> "Well now more problems with this Vitter guy. You gotta go on his
> website, he's like Mr. Religious, Mr. Family Values. Well now a second
> madam has come forward and told the Associated Press that he was also a
> customer at her brothel. This guy was cheating on his hooker with
> another hooker." --Jay Leno
>
> "And this madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the
> prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress
> him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And
> she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour
> just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to
> him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno
>
> "Republican Senator and family values conservative -- that's what he
> calls himself -- Senator David Vitter of Louisiana admitted he was a
> client of the so called DC Madam in Washington. See, this is so wrong.
> At least use a hooker from your own state. I mean they're gonna pump
> money into the economy, make it your own." --Jay Leno
>
> "Family values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David
> Vitter admitted he has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago
> this Senator Vitter guy had been seeing one of the DC Madam's escorts.
> You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the whole
> world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
>
> "But he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his
> wife, that's what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with
> hookers, they have this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know
> something, when his pants were down around his ankles leaving the motel,
> I don't see him going 'you know, I love my wife.' Well you know what
> makes it especially hypocritical: apparently Vitter has been a strong
> opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained that too.
> Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married to."
> --Jay Leno
>
> "They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that
> senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the
> prostitutes. ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter,
> admitted he's been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one
> girl, he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. ... One
> thing I'll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least
> he went to a professional and left the congressional pages alone."
> --David Letterman
>
> "Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big
> prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit
> prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take
> care of you below the beltway'" --David Letterman
>
> "The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of
> Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another
> member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once
> again that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time
> to pull out." --Jay Leno
>
> "Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a
> sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David Letterman
>
> "There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a
> prostitution ring. ... Politicians were actually paying for sex. One
> girl got paid with a military base in her home state." --David Letterman.
>
>
> Will Client #9 get equal time?
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| Re: Client #9 and the double standard [message #96804 is a reply to message #96783] |
Fri, 14 March 2008 03:00 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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hopefully there's a distinction between the two.
On Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:58:03 -0400, Bill L <bill@billlorentzen.com>
wrote:
>A) That stuff was funny!
>
>B) Trying to make this about elephants versus donkeys is just lame,
>IMHO. These guys are assholes, of whatever stripe (I mean the guys who
>paid for sex, not ALL politicians). ;-)
>
>Mr. Simplicity wrote:
>> It will be interesting to see if the governor of New York gets equal
>> time. Here are the late night barbs that were thrown at the Republican
>> who got busted doing the same thing- note the charming political spins:
>>
>> "Louisiana Senator David Vitter held a press conference this week, where
>> he admitted yes, he was a client of the DC madam, but he said those
>> stories of hookers dressing him in diapers were not true. Boy, what do
>> you do there? Are you supposed to take the word of a politician over a
>> hooker? It's a tough decision for people." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called
>> the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone
>> named Thumper." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "At his press conference yesterday, where he admitted being involved
>> with prostitutes, Louisiana Senator David Vitter apologized to his
>> longtime supporters -- the working men and the working girls of
>> Louisiana." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Last night, down in Washington, DC, they had the all-night Senate
>> session. The senators were there all night. It was the DC madam's
>> slowest night ever." --David Letterman
>>
>> "The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter
>> of Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would
>> pay them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut
>> called him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife
>> after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani,
>> Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and
>> also in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl
>> who made the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman
>>
>> "There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in
>> Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been
>> visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa,
>> wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that
>> comin.'" --David Letterman
>>
>> "But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent.
>> He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman
>>
>> "Well now more problems with this Vitter guy. You gotta go on his
>> website, he's like Mr. Religious, Mr. Family Values. Well now a second
>> madam has come forward and told the Associated Press that he was also a
>> customer at her brothel. This guy was cheating on his hooker with
>> another hooker." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "And this madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the
>> prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress
>> him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And
>> she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour
>> just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to
>> him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Republican Senator and family values conservative -- that's what he
>> calls himself -- Senator David Vitter of Louisiana admitted he was a
>> client of the so called DC Madam in Washington. See, this is so wrong.
>> At least use a hooker from your own state. I mean they're gonna pump
>> money into the economy, make it your own." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Family values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David
>> Vitter admitted he has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago
>> this Senator Vitter guy had been seeing one of the DC Madam's escorts.
>> You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the whole
>> world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "But he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his
>> wife, that's what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with
>> hookers, they have this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know
>> something, when his pants were down around his ankles leaving the motel,
>> I don't see him going 'you know, I love my wife.' Well you know what
>> makes it especially hypocritical: apparently Vitter has been a strong
>> opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained that too.
>> Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married to."
>> --Jay Leno
>>
>> "They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that
>> senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the
>> prostitutes. ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter,
>> admitted he's been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one
>> girl, he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. ... One
>> thing I'll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least
>> he went to a professional and left the congressional pages alone."
>> --David Letterman
>>
>> "Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big
>> prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit
>> prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take
>> care of you below the beltway'" --David Letterman
>>
>> "The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of
>> Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another
>> member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once
>> again that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time
>> to pull out." --Jay Leno
>>
>> "Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a
>> sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David Letterman
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>> "There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a
>> prostitution ring. ... Politicians were actually paying for sex. One
>> girl got paid with a military base in her home state." --David Letterman.
>>
>>
>> Will Client #9 get equal time?
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| Re: Client #9 and the double standard [message #96824 is a reply to message #96719] |
Sat, 15 March 2008 07:23 |
TCB
Messages: 1261
Registered: July 2007
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I sincerely hope Spitzer is run through the ringer.
Also, I don't have a problem with anyone doing anything they please with
another consenting adult. I DO have a problem with sanctimonious 'family
values' types (which family? mine is kinda weird, can we use our values?)
lording their morality over me and then not even following it themselves.
I like to drink, gamble, and chase women, but I don't expect anyone else
to do the same unless they want to. If I were caught in church on a Friday
night praying for my eternal soul I'd wouldn't begrudge anyone a little ball
breaking session.
TCB
"Mr. Simplicity" <noway@jose.net> wrote:
>
>
>It will be interesting to see if the governor of New York gets equal =
>time. Here are the late night barbs that were thrown at the Republican =
>who got busted doing the same thing- note the charming political spins:=20
>
>"Louisiana Senator David Vitter held a press conference this week, where
=
>he admitted yes, he was a client of the DC madam, but he said those =
>stories of hookers dressing him in diapers were not true. Boy, what do =
>you do there? Are you supposed to take the word of a politician over a =
>hooker? It's a tough decision for people." --Jay Leno
>
>"Vitter's wife was by his side when he made the announcement. She called
=
>the senator her 'best friend.' Unfortunately, his best friend is someone
=
>named Thumper." --Jay Leno=20
>
>"At his press conference yesterday, where he admitted being involved =
>with prostitutes, Louisiana Senator David Vitter apologized to his =
>longtime supporters -- the working men and the working girls of =
>Louisiana." --Jay Leno
>
>"Last night, down in Washington, DC, they had the all-night Senate =
>session. The senators were there all night. It was the DC madam's =
>slowest night ever." --David Letterman
>
>"The darling of the religious right, conservative Senator David Vitter =
>of Louisiana, not only admitted to having sex with prostitutes, he would
=
>pay them $300 to make him wear diapers. And today that crazy astronaut =
>called him 'my dream guy, he's got my vote!" --Jay Leno
>
>"Vitter put out a statement saying he only started cheating on his wife
=
>after he started hanging out with the wrong crowd, you know, Giuliani, =
>Newt Gingrich, the mayor of LA." --Jay Leno
>
>"David Vitter has admitted he dates hookers in Washington, D.C., and =
>also in Louisiana. He said in his defense he always selected the girl =
>who made the lowest bid, so he's fiscally prudent." --David Letterman
>
>"There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in =
>Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been =
>visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa, =
>wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that =
>comin.'" --David Letterman=20
>
>"But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent.
=
>He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman=20
>
>"Well now more problems with this Vitter guy. You gotta go on his =
>website, he's like Mr. Religious, Mr. Family Values. Well now a second =
>madam has come forward and told the Associated Press that he was also a
=
>customer at her brothel. This guy was cheating on his hooker with =
>another hooker." --Jay Leno
>
>"And this madam says that Vitter was not only having sex with the =
>prostitutes -- this is unbelievable -- he would also pay them to dress =
>him up in a diaper. See, that's what you call a pampered politician. And
=
>she also said today in an interview that he sometimes paid $300 an hour
=
>just to have the hookers talk to him because his wife didn't listen to =
>him. Well, I bet she's all ears now." --Jay Leno
>
>"Republican Senator and family values conservative -- that's what he =
>calls himself -- Senator David Vitter of Louisiana admitted he was a =
>client of the so called DC Madam in Washington. See, this is so wrong. =
>At least use a hooker from your own state. I mean they're gonna pump =
>money into the economy, make it your own." --Jay Leno
>
>"Family values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David =
>Vitter admitted he has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago =
>this Senator Vitter guy had been seeing one of the DC Madam's escorts. =
>You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the whole
=
>world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
>
>"But he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his =
>wife, that's what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with
=
>hookers, they have this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know =
>something, when his pants were down around his ankles leaving the motel,
=
>I don't see him going 'you know, I love my wife.' Well you know what =
>makes it especially hypocritical: apparently Vitter has been a strong =
>opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained that too. =
>Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married to." =
>--Jay Leno=20
>
>"They have prostitutes in Washington D.C., and it now turns out that =
>senators and congressmen and important, powerful people are dating the =
>prostitutes. ... And there's a senator from Louisiana, David Vitter, =
>admitted he's been dating prostitutes. And he was very generous with one
=
>girl, he paid her with a new highway project in her home state. ... One
=
>thing I'll say for this guy from Louisiana, this David Vitter, at least
=
>he went to a professional and left the congressional pages alone." =
>--David Letterman
>
>"Right now, Washington, DC, is in the grips and throws of a big =
>prostitution ring sex scandal. High-powered politicians going to visit =
>prostitutes. The call girl agency had a slogan. The slogan was 'We take
=
>care of you below the beltway'" --David Letterman
>
>"The Washington, D.C., madam has threatened to release more names of =
>Washington politicians who were her customers. ... She says another =
>member of the White House will be named very soon. This proves once =
>again that members of the Bush administration don't know when it's time
=
>to pull out." --Jay Leno
>
>"Politicians having sex with prostitutes? What's the matter? All of a =
>sudden, congressional pages aren't good enough anymore?" --David =
>Letterman=20
>
>"There's a big scandal going on down in Washington, DC, with a =
>prostitution ring. ... Politicians were actually paying for sex. One =
>girl got paid with a military base in her home state." --David =
>Letterman.
>
>
>Will Client #9 get equal time?
>
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