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OT why i accompnay sleeping with fists to the home depot [message #79957] Mon, 12 February 2007 13:08 Go to previous message
rick is currently offline  rick   UNITED STATES
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Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she
was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Walt was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?"
Walt replied, "That's silver and it costs $300." "My goodness that
sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to
buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room
Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
 
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