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the cost of dining out... [message #103301]

Thu, 30 April 2009 01:32

rick

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Registered: February 2006

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when price matters...

Cannibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came

upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over

the menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $250.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why

such a price difference for the Politician?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."

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		the cost of dining out... By: rick on Thu, 30 April 2009 01:32
		Re: the cost of dining out... By: kerryg on Thu, 30 April 2009 01:52
		Re: the cost of dining out... By: Micha on Tue, 05 May 2009 03:44
		Re: the cost of dining out... By: kerryg on Tue, 05 May 2009 08:49
		Re: the cost of dining out... By: kerryg on Mon, 18 May 2009 14:40
		Re: the cost of dining out... By: rick on Sat, 23 May 2009 17:20

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