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iDong [message #78436] Mon, 15 January 2007 16:01 Go to next message
excelav is currently offline  excelav   
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And you were wondering what to get her for her birthday; )

http://apcmag.com/4985/tech_toys_turn_sexy_literally

James

P.S. This is compatible with the BlackBerry!
Re: iDong [message #78440 is a reply to message #78436] Mon, 15 January 2007 15:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tony Benson is currently offline  Tony Benson   UNITED STATES
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James,

The Windows vibrator blows this thing away. It's called Windows Fista ( I
can't believe I just typed that!) and it's much more powerful. I've never
had one in my hand, but here's some of the tech info. The clock speed is
30,000 rpm as opposed to 15,000, it supports a wider throughput, and allows
for much greater peripheral expansion. It's also a full Gigabyte longer than
the iDong. It only runs on XP right now, but the Vista Fista drivers should
be out early next quarter. The hype surrounding the iDong is just another
attempt by Jobs and company to get a rise out of the Windows community. As
usual, Jobs is just flopping his "you know what" around.

Tony

Disclaimer: The above post was made in extremely bad taste and if I offended
anyone on the newsgroup, I'm very sorry. I guess I'm just feeling saucy
today.


"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:45ac07e5$1@linux...
>
> And you were wondering what to get her for her birthday; )
>
> http://apcmag.com/4985/tech_toys_turn_sexy_literally
>
> James
>
> P.S. This is compatible with the BlackBerry!
>
>
Re: iDong [message #78442 is a reply to message #78440] Mon, 15 January 2007 17:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
excelav is currently offline  excelav   
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"Tony Benson" <tony@standinghampton.com> wrote:
>James,
>
>The Windows vibrator blows this thing away. It's called Windows Fista (
I
>can't believe I just typed that!) and it's much more powerful. I've never

>had one in my hand, but here's some of the tech info. The clock speed is

>30,000 rpm as opposed to 15,000, it supports a wider throughput, and allows

>for much greater peripheral expansion. It's also a full Gigabyte longer
than
>the iDong. It only runs on XP right now, but the Vista Fista drivers should

>be out early next quarter. The hype surrounding the iDong is just another

>attempt by Jobs and company to get a rise out of the Windows community.
As
>usual, Jobs is just flopping his "you know what" around.
>
>Tony

I'm sure your right Tony, I'm sure the Window version really blows; ) The
Windows Fista, looks soooo much bigger! But for the Hardcore Windows user
it would cum in real handy. It would really fit some of the real anal user.

Sorry, I couldn't resist either!

Just kidding around guy! Ditto on the disclaimer.

>
>Disclaimer: The above post was made in extremely bad taste and if I offended

>anyone on the newsgroup, I'm very sorry. I guess I'm just feeling saucy

>today.
>
>
>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:45ac07e5$1@linux...
>>
>> And you were wondering what to get her for her birthday; )
>>
>> http://apcmag.com/4985/tech_toys_turn_sexy_literally
>>
>> James
>>
>> P.S. This is compatible with the BlackBerry!
>>
>>
>
>
Re: iDong [message #78478 is a reply to message #78442] Tue, 16 January 2007 10:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Tony Benson is currently offline  Tony Benson   UNITED STATES
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;>)

T


"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:45ac1642$1@linux...
>
> "Tony Benson" <tony@standinghampton.com> wrote:
>>James,
>>
>>The Windows vibrator blows this thing away. It's called Windows Fista (
> I
>>can't believe I just typed that!) and it's much more powerful. I've never
>
>>had one in my hand, but here's some of the tech info. The clock speed is
>
>>30,000 rpm as opposed to 15,000, it supports a wider throughput, and
>>allows
>
>>for much greater peripheral expansion. It's also a full Gigabyte longer
> than
>>the iDong. It only runs on XP right now, but the Vista Fista drivers
>>should
>
>>be out early next quarter. The hype surrounding the iDong is just another
>
>>attempt by Jobs and company to get a rise out of the Windows community.
> As
>>usual, Jobs is just flopping his "you know what" around.
>>
>>Tony
>
> I'm sure your right Tony, I'm sure the Window version really blows; )
> The
> Windows Fista, looks soooo much bigger! But for the Hardcore Windows user
> it would cum in real handy. It would really fit some of the real anal
> user.
>
> Sorry, I couldn't resist either!
>
> Just kidding around guy! Ditto on the disclaimer.
>
>>
>>Disclaimer: The above post was made in extremely bad taste and if I
>>offended
>
>>anyone on the newsgroup, I'm very sorry. I guess I'm just feeling saucy
>
>>today.
>>
>>
>>"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:45ac07e5$1@linux...
>>>
>>> And you were wondering what to get her for her birthday; )
>>>
>>> http://apcmag.com/4985/tech_toys_turn_sexy_literally
>>>
>>> James
>>>
>>> P.S. This is compatible with the BlackBerry!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
Re: iDong [message #78488 is a reply to message #78442] Tue, 16 January 2007 15:47 Go to previous message
volthause is currently offline  volthause   UNITED STATES
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"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in news:45ac1642$1@linux:

> I'm sure your right Tony, I'm sure the Window version really blows; )
> The Windows Fista, looks soooo much bigger! But for the Hardcore
> Windows user it would cum in real handy. It would really fit some of
> the real anal user.
>
> Sorry, I couldn't resist either!
>
> Just kidding around guy! Ditto on the disclaimer.

Come on man. You know the Windows version is just riddled with bloatware!

Although maybe that's not a bad thing?

-s.volthause
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