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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM [message #91444]

Sun, 14 October 2007 22:18

excelav

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Registered: July 2005
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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots

2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine

3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine

4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls- they attacked the mailman this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
of'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter

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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM [message #91445 is a reply to message #91444]

Sun, 14 October 2007 22:19

Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005

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"James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4712f82e@linux...
>
> HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
>
> 1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
> boots
>
> 2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
> Magazine
>
> 3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
>
> 4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
> an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls- they attacked the mailman this
> morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
> but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
> of'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter

;oD.......

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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM [message #91452 is a reply to message #91445]

Mon, 15 October 2007 07:36

EK Sound

Messages: 939
Registered: June 2005

Senior Member

Now that we we know this, James' house isn't that secure anymore... is
it.... ;-)

David.

DJ wrote:
> "James McCloskey" <excelsm@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:4712f82e@linux...
>
>>HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
>>
>>1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
>>boots
>>
>>2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
>>Magazine
>>
>>3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
>>
>>4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
>>Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
>>an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls- they attacked the mailman this
>>morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
>>but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four
>>of'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter
>
>
> ;oD.......
>
>

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