OT...joke of the day [message #70056] |
Sat, 08 July 2006 02:35 |
rick
Messages: 1976 Registered: February 2006
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HOW LATEX GLOVES ARE MADE
A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was
looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put
on his gloves.
Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied.
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank
of latex. Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their
hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into
boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh well, I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a
delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing!
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always
working!
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