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| there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87737] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 08:25  |
DJ
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Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would turn
on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send it
to Dell or Apple.
Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control for
at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had bought
on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now it
works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My head
didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a few
anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual, I
could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a former
life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and then
thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on a
regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my former
self or just about any "normal" person I know.
OK...rant off......
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87739 is a reply to message #87737] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 08:49  |
chuck duffy
Messages: 453
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DJ,
I have a little edirol/roland controller. As far as I can tell roland products
are designed and produced by robots, with the target consumer being a computer.
I have burned in my brain a sequence that goes something like this:
1-1/2-1/3-1/4-1/2-9
That roughly describes the button sequence required to reload the factory
defaults.
Working with these things is like directly writing machine code without the
benefit of an assembler. For those of you with human brains, think of any
typical task and how roland would approach it. If you need to sweep the
kitchen, first gather the raw materials and tools required to construct the
sweeping device, then melt the polymer resin, pour it into a mold, let it
cool and retrieve the newly formed dustpan.
Chuck
"DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would turn
>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send
it
>to Dell or Apple.
>
>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control
for
>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had bought
>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now
it
>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My head
>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a few
>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual,
I
>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a former
>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and then
>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>
>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on
a
>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my former
>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>
>OK...rant off......
>
>
>
>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87740 is a reply to message #87739] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 09:11 |
DJ
Messages: 1124
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LOL!!!.........Exactly right.
;o)
..
"chuck duffy" <c@c.com> wrote in message news:468fb5f4$1@linux...
>
> DJ,
>
> I have a little edirol/roland controller. As far as I can tell roland
> products
> are designed and produced by robots, with the target consumer being a
> computer.
>
> I have burned in my brain a sequence that goes something like this:
>
> 1-1/2-1/3-1/4-1/2-9
>
> That roughly describes the button sequence required to reload the factory
> defaults.
>
> Working with these things is like directly writing machine code without
> the
> benefit of an assembler. For those of you with human brains, think of any
> typical task and how roland would approach it. If you need to sweep the
> kitchen, first gather the raw materials and tools required to construct
> the
> sweeping device, then melt the polymer resin, pour it into a mold, let it
> cool and retrieve the newly formed dustpan.
>
>
> Chuck
>
> "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
>
>>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
>
>>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
>
>>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would
>>turn
>
>>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send
> it
>>to Dell or Apple.
>>
>>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control
> for
>>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had
>>bought
>
>>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
>
>>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>
>>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now
> it
>>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
>
>>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My head
>
>>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a few
>
>>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
>
>>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual,
> I
>>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a
>>former
>
>>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and
>>then
>
>>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>>
>>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on
> a
>>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my
>>former
>
>>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>>
>>OK...rant off......
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87742 is a reply to message #87737] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 09:40 |
audioguy_editout_
Messages: 249
Registered: December 2005
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Resistance is futile... ;-)
David.
DJ wrote:
> Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
> was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
> else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
> and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would turn
> on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send it
> to Dell or Apple.
>
> Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control for
> at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had bought
> on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
> the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
> thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now it
> works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
> just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My head
> didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a few
> anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
> until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
> Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual, I
> could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a former
> life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and then
> thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>
> I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on a
> regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my former
> self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>
> OK...rant off......
>
>
>
>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87743 is a reply to message #87740] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 09:43 |
JeffH
Messages: 307
Registered: October 2007
Location: Wamic, OR
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DJ,
Rolnd manuals aren't that bad....once you byte into them!!!
;-)
JH
wrote:
> LOL!!!.........Exactly right.
>
> ;o)
>
> .
> "chuck duffy" <c@c.com> wrote in message news:468fb5f4$1@linux...
>
>>DJ,
>>
>>I have a little edirol/roland controller. As far as I can tell roland
>>products
>>are designed and produced by robots, with the target consumer being a
>>computer.
>>
>>I have burned in my brain a sequence that goes something like this:
>>
>>1-1/2-1/3-1/4-1/2-9
>>
>>That roughly describes the button sequence required to reload the factory
>>defaults.
>>
>>Working with these things is like directly writing machine code without
>>the
>>benefit of an assembler. For those of you with human brains, think of any
>>typical task and how roland would approach it. If you need to sweep the
>>kitchen, first gather the raw materials and tools required to construct
>>the
>>sweeping device, then melt the polymer resin, pour it into a mold, let it
>>cool and retrieve the newly formed dustpan.
>>
>>
>>Chuck
>>
>>"DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote:
>>
>>>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
>>
>>>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
>>
>>>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
>>
>>>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would
>>>turn
>>
>>>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send
>>
>>it
>>
>>>to Dell or Apple.
>>>
>>>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control
>>
>>for
>>
>>>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had
>>>bought
>>
>>>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
>>
>>>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>>
>>>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now
>>
>>it
>>
>>>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
>>
>>>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My head
>>
>>>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a few
>>
>>>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
>>
>>>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>>>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual,
>>
>>I
>>
>>>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a
>>>former
>>
>>>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and
>>>then
>>
>>>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>>>
>>>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on
>>
>>a
>>
>>>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my
>>>former
>>
>>>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>>>
>>>OK...rant off......
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87745 is a reply to message #87737] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 09:59 |
Bill L
Messages: 766
Registered: August 2006
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Many of us started out like you, DJ. It is sort of addictive. The more
you know, the more you want to know.
Truthfully, I think my indulgence in technology has hurt my playing by
occupying the time I would have spent playing and practicing. My
recordings sound better but I have to punch more than I would like.
Don't even get me started on this newsgoroup...
DJ wrote:
> Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
> was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
> else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
> and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would turn
> on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send it
> to Dell or Apple.
>
> Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control for
> at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had bought
> on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
> the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
> thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now it
> works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
> just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My head
> didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a few
> anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
> until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
> Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual, I
> could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a former
> life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and then
> thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>
> I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on a
> regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my former
> self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>
> OK...rant off......
>
>
>
>
>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87754 is a reply to message #87745] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 12:19 |
steve the artguy
Messages: 308
Registered: June 2005
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the newsgroup is like that, Bill.
I had to give up the "read every post" habit I had for 5 or 6 years. I still
check in every once and awhile and utter a few wisecracks and then melt away
again...
-steve
Bill L <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote:
>Many of us started out like you, DJ. It is sort of addictive. The more
>you know, the more you want to know.
>
>Truthfully, I think my indulgence in technology has hurt my playing by
>occupying the time I would have spent playing and practicing. My
>recordings sound better but I have to punch more than I would like.
>Don't even get me started on this newsgoroup...
>
>DJ wrote:
>> Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to
do
>> was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
>> else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
>> and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would
turn
>> on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send
it
>> to Dell or Apple.
>>
>> Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control
for
>> at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had bought
>> on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
>> the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>> thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now
it
>> works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
>> just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My
head
>> didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a
few
>> anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat
up
>> until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>> Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual,
I
>> could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a
former
>> life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and
then
>> thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>>
>> I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing
on a
>> regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my
former
>> self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>>
>> OK...rant off......
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87755 is a reply to message #87737] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 12:14 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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did you just grow one of them vagina things??? you know where nothing
is your fault and your life is forever changed???? and no who's
sitting here 18" behind me...totally in another world...so
what....it's not my fault she doesn't know what's going on here....
On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 09:25:45 -0600, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _
net> wrote:
>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would turn
>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send it
>to Dell or Apple.
>
>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control for
>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had bought
>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now it
>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My head
>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a few
>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual, I
>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a former
>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and then
>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>
>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on a
>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my former
>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>
>OK...rant off......
>
>
>
>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87758 is a reply to message #87755] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 14:20 |
DJ
Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005
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Damn!!!............You mean you can actually grow them???.....like Chia
pets???
"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3cpv83l6qodblknhtp7k1dl427ltuk9ime@4ax.com...
> did you just grow one of them vagina things??? you know where nothing
> is your fault and your life is forever changed???? and no who's
> sitting here 18" behind me...totally in another world...so
> what....it's not my fault she doesn't know what's going on here....
>
>
>
> On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 09:25:45 -0600, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _
> net> wrote:
>
>>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
>>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that someone
>>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
>>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would
>>turn
>>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send
>>it
>>to Dell or Apple.
>>
>>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control
>>for
>>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had
>>bought
>>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
>>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now
>>it
>>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
>>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My head
>>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a few
>>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
>>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual,
>>I
>>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a
>>former
>>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and
>>then
>>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>>
>>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on a
>>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my
>>former
>>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>>
>>OK...rant off......
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87764 is a reply to message #87758] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 16:39 |
Sarah
Messages: 608
Registered: February 2007
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Yeah, that's all you pervs need is vaginas . . . you'd never leave your
beds.
S
"DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote in message
news:469004f3$1@linux...
> Damn!!!............You mean you can actually grow them???.....like Chia
> pets???
>
>
> "rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3cpv83l6qodblknhtp7k1dl427ltuk9ime@4ax.com...
>> did you just grow one of them vagina things??? you know where nothing
>> is your fault and your life is forever changed???? and no who's
>> sitting here 18" behind me...totally in another world...so
>> what....it's not my fault she doesn't know what's going on here....
>>
>>
>>
>> On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 09:25:45 -0600, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _
>> net> wrote:
>>
>>>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to do
>>>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that
>>>someone
>>>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of cabling
>>>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would
>>>turn
>>>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would send
>>>it
>>>to Dell or Apple.
>>>
>>>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control
>>>for
>>>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had
>>>bought
>>>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go into
>>>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>>>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now
>>>it
>>>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right? It's
>>>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My
>>>head
>>>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a
>>>few
>>>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
>>>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>>>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this manual,
>>>I
>>>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a
>>>former
>>>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and
>>>then
>>>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>>>
>>>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on
>>>a
>>>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my
>>>former
>>>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>>>
>>>OK...rant off......
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87769 is a reply to message #87764] |
Sat, 07 July 2007 18:22 |
DJ
Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005
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I'm starting an exercise program. I'm gonna take mine to the gym for some
handball.............uhhh.....wait....that didn't sound right.......did it?
"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message news:469025a8$1@linux...
> Yeah, that's all you pervs need is vaginas . . . you'd never leave your
> beds.
>
>
> S
>
>
> "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote in message
> news:469004f3$1@linux...
>> Damn!!!............You mean you can actually grow them???.....like Chia
>> pets???
>>
>>
>> "rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:3cpv83l6qodblknhtp7k1dl427ltuk9ime@4ax.com...
>>> did you just grow one of them vagina things??? you know where nothing
>>> is your fault and your life is forever changed???? and no who's
>>> sitting here 18" behind me...totally in another world...so
>>> what....it's not my fault she doesn't know what's going on here....
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 09:25:45 -0600, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _
>>> net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to
>>>>do
>>>>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that
>>>>someone
>>>>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of
>>>>cabling
>>>>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would
>>>>turn
>>>>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would
>>>>send it
>>>>to Dell or Apple.
>>>>
>>>>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control
>>>>for
>>>>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had
>>>>bought
>>>>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go
>>>>into
>>>>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>>>>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now
>>>>it
>>>>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right?
>>>>It's
>>>>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My
>>>>head
>>>>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a
>>>>few
>>>>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
>>>>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>>>>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this
>>>>manual, I
>>>>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a
>>>>former
>>>>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and
>>>>then
>>>>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>>>>
>>>>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on
>>>>a
>>>>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my
>>>>former
>>>>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>>>>
>>>>OK...rant off......
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87780 is a reply to message #87769] |
Sun, 08 July 2007 02:11 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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self discovery of manginas is truely a freeing experience.
On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 19:22:40 -0600, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _
net> wrote:
>I'm starting an exercise program. I'm gonna take mine to the gym for some
>handball.............uhhh.....wait....that didn't sound right.......did it?
>
>
>"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message news:469025a8$1@linux...
>> Yeah, that's all you pervs need is vaginas . . . you'd never leave your
>> beds.
>>
>>
>> S
>>
>>
>> "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote in message
>> news:469004f3$1@linux...
>>> Damn!!!............You mean you can actually grow them???.....like Chia
>>> pets???
>>>
>>>
>>> "rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:3cpv83l6qodblknhtp7k1dl427ltuk9ime@4ax.com...
>>>> did you just grow one of them vagina things??? you know where nothing
>>>> is your fault and your life is forever changed???? and no who's
>>>> sitting here 18" behind me...totally in another world...so
>>>> what....it's not my fault she doesn't know what's going on here....
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 09:25:45 -0600, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _
>>>> net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to
>>>>>do
>>>>>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that
>>>>>someone
>>>>>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of
>>>>>cabling
>>>>>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would
>>>>>turn
>>>>>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would
>>>>>send it
>>>>>to Dell or Apple.
>>>>>
>>>>>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote control
>>>>>for
>>>>>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had
>>>>>bought
>>>>>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go
>>>>>into
>>>>>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the 2"
>>>>>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and now
>>>>>it
>>>>>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right?
>>>>>It's
>>>>>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My
>>>>>head
>>>>>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a
>>>>>few
>>>>>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat up
>>>>>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>>>>>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this
>>>>>manual, I
>>>>>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a
>>>>>former
>>>>>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and
>>>>>then
>>>>>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or something..........(sigh)
>>>>>
>>>>>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing on
>>>>>a
>>>>>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my
>>>>>former
>>>>>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>>>>>
>>>>>OK...rant off......
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
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| Re: there is no escape-it's your fault [message #87791 is a reply to message #87780] |
Sun, 08 July 2007 09:03 |
DJ
Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005
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Senior Member |
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I'm gonna teach mine how to talk.
;o)
"rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:8ga1935vfuqq5lpiqljdr0ues9mppa0u44@4ax.com...
> self discovery of manginas is truely a freeing experience.
>
> On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 19:22:40 -0600, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _
> net> wrote:
>
>>I'm starting an exercise program. I'm gonna take mine to the gym for some
>>handball.............uhhh.....wait....that didn't sound right.......did
>>it?
>>
>>
>>"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message
>>news:469025a8$1@linux...
>>> Yeah, that's all you pervs need is vaginas . . . you'd never leave your
>>> beds.
>>>
>>>
>>> S
>>>
>>>
>>> "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _ net> wrote in message
>>> news:469004f3$1@linux...
>>>> Damn!!!............You mean you can actually grow them???.....like Chia
>>>> pets???
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "rick" <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:3cpv83l6qodblknhtp7k1dl427ltuk9ime@4ax.com...
>>>>> did you just grow one of them vagina things??? you know where nothing
>>>>> is your fault and your life is forever changed???? and no who's
>>>>> sitting here 18" behind me...totally in another world...so
>>>>> what....it's not my fault she doesn't know what's going on here....
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 7 Jul 2007 09:25:45 -0600, "DJ" <animix _ at _ animas _ dot _
>>>>> net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Before I met you guys, I was soooo ungeeklike. I mean, all I wanted to
>>>>>>do
>>>>>>was show up at an unplugged gig and plug in guitar DI to a PA that
>>>>>>someone
>>>>>>else had set up. I would look at the rack of gear and the mass of
>>>>>>cabling
>>>>>>and think "man, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that crap". I would
>>>>>>turn
>>>>>>on a computer and not **** with it. If it was acting wierd , I would
>>>>>>send it
>>>>>>to Dell or Apple.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Well.....last night, my 220v GC-8, which is a proprietary remote
>>>>>>control
>>>>>>for
>>>>>>at 220v Roland R-880, died. Well, I hooked up another one that I had
>>>>>>bought
>>>>>>on EBay for just such an occasion and it and I don't even want to go
>>>>>>into
>>>>>>the insanity that happened next, but I ended up stiing down with the
>>>>>>2"
>>>>>>thick manual and reprogramming a buch of stuff on the damn thing and
>>>>>>now
>>>>>>it
>>>>>>works. I know, I know..that's what 2" thick manuals are for...right?
>>>>>>It's
>>>>>>just so out of character for me. I used to be soooo right brained. My
>>>>>>head
>>>>>>didn't even explode when I sat down and did this, though I did spend a
>>>>>>few
>>>>>>anxious moments when I resigned myself to the RTFM last night and sat
>>>>>>up
>>>>>>until about 3:00 AM getting my head around military Rolandspeak.
>>>>>>Jeeezzzz.......after dealing with the cryptic reduncdancy of this
>>>>>>manual, I
>>>>>>could probaly get a job as an artilleryman in the Royal Marines. In a
>>>>>>former
>>>>>>life, I would have jumped up and down on it until it was in pieces and
>>>>>>then
>>>>>>thrown it out the window and gone for a jog or
>>>>>>something..........(sigh)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I mean, this is only a brief example of the stuff I find myself doing
>>>>>>on
>>>>>>a
>>>>>>regular basis nowadays. I no longer bear any resemblance at all to my
>>>>>>former
>>>>>>self or just about any "normal" person I know.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>OK...rant off......
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
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