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You need this....... [message #87296] Wed, 27 June 2007 20:56 Go to next message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   FRANCE
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http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I own one of these. It is wonderful.

Deej
Re: You need this....... no you don't [message #87297 is a reply to message #87296] Wed, 27 June 2007 21:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Neil is currently offline  Neil
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Not if you have one of these:

http://www.voxengo.com/product/voxformer/


:)




"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>
>I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>
>Deej
>
>
Re: You need this....... no you don't [message #87299 is a reply to message #87297] Wed, 27 June 2007 21:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   FRANCE
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Jeeeezzzz...........look at all them cyber gizmos!!!!. I just like to grab a
couple of knobs and twist 'em. The SPL box is truly wuckin' funderful if
you want "easy, quick and effective". If you're into the software stuff (and
I'm not knocking it at all.the Voxformer looks really versatile) , Antares
has something call AVox that I played with a while back. Excellent results
with that. You can build harmony BG vocals and it's got this processor
called "throat" which can get just about as wierd as you can imagine.

;o)

"Neil" <OIUOIU@OIU.com> wrote in message news:46833469$1@linux...
>
> Not if you have one of these:
>
> http://www.voxengo.com/product/voxformer/
>
>
> :)
>
>
>
>
> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>
>>I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>
>>Deej
>>
>>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87301 is a reply to message #87296] Thu, 28 June 2007 01:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sarah is currently offline  Sarah   UNITED STATES
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Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325 ?!
Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)

S


"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:468332f9$1@linux...
> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>
> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>
> Deej
>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87304 is a reply to message #87301] Thu, 28 June 2007 04:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   FRANCE
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"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message news:46836ee4$1@linux...
> Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325 ?!
> Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)
>
> S

I thought you gals liked to shop.

;oD


>
>
> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:468332f9$1@linux...
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>
>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>
>> Deej
>>
>>
>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87305 is a reply to message #87296] Thu, 28 June 2007 05:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Bill L is currently offline  Bill L   UNITED STATES
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I almost never use de-essers. With a good mic and pre at the right
distance I don't get distorted sibilance.

But if you need to de-es, thise puppy is free and works beautifully.

http://www.digitalfishphones.com/main.php?item=2&subItem =5

DJ wrote:
> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>
> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>
> Deej
>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87309 is a reply to message #87305] Thu, 28 June 2007 06:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nil is currently offline  Nil
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Yup, that was my fave before the one in Voxformer.

Neil


Bill L <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote:
>I almost never use de-essers. With a good mic and pre at the right
>distance I don't get distorted sibilance.
>
>But if you need to de-es, thise puppy is free and works beautifully.
>
> http://www.digitalfishphones.com/main.php?item=2&subItem =5
>
>DJ wrote:
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>
>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>
>> Deej
>>
>>
Re: You need this....... [message #87316 is a reply to message #87305] Thu, 28 June 2007 09:42 Go to previous messageGo to next message
John [1] is currently offline  John [1]
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DJ doesn't do free.

It has to cost at least $5000 and only work if it's tied to 12 other pieces
of hardware each cost the price of a small car. They must all have different
sync standards and dither algorithms so there's no chance of getting an output.
hehe
Re: You need this....... [message #87321 is a reply to message #87304] Thu, 28 June 2007 10:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rick is currently offline  rick   UNITED STATES
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gals...forgot to drink your water again eh bubba....


On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:25:07 -0600, "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com>
wrote:

>"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message news:46836ee4$1@linux...
>> Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325 ?!
>> Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)
>>
>> S
>
>I thought you gals liked to shop.
>
>;oD
>
>
>>
>>
>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:468332f9$1@linux...
>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>
>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>
>>> Deej
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87322 is a reply to message #87316] Thu, 28 June 2007 10:47 Go to previous messageGo to next message
rick is currently offline  rick   UNITED STATES
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now now john, don't exaggerate you know it's $4995.95 and not the
wildly inflated figure of $5000.00 that you toss about so willingly.

On 29 Jun 2007 02:42:39 +1000, "John" <no@no.com> wrote:

>
>DJ doesn't do free.
>
>It has to cost at least $5000 and only work if it's tied to 12 other pieces
>of hardware each cost the price of a small car. They must all have different
>sync standards and dither algorithms so there's no chance of getting an output.
> hehe
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87326 is a reply to message #87322] Thu, 28 June 2007 12:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
John [1] is currently offline  John [1]
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http://tinyurl.com/2geq79

rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
>now now john, don't exaggerate you know it's $4995.95 and not the
>wildly inflated figure of $5000.00 that you toss about so willingly.
>
>On 29 Jun 2007 02:42:39 +1000, "John" <no@no.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>DJ doesn't do free.
>>
>>It has to cost at least $5000 and only work if it's tied to 12 other pieces
>>of hardware each cost the price of a small car. They must all have different
>>sync standards and dither algorithms so there's no chance of getting an
output.
>> hehe
>>
>
Re: You need this....... no you don't [message #87327 is a reply to message #87297] Thu, 28 June 2007 12:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
TCB is currently offline  TCB
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The Voxengo tempo delay (free, for effs sake) is one of the few delays that
actually is well and truly different. I've always wanted to look at their
other kit more closely.

TCB

"Neil" <OIUOIU@OIU.com> wrote:
>
>Not if you have one of these:
>
>http://www.voxengo.com/product/voxformer/
>
>
>:)
>
>
>
>
>"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>
>>I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>
>>Deej
>>
>>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87329 is a reply to message #87316] Thu, 28 June 2007 13:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   FRANCE
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"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:4683e4ff$1@linux...
>
> DJ doesn't do free.
>
> It has to cost at least $5000 and only work if it's tied to 12 other
> pieces
> of hardware each cost the price of a small car. They must all have
> different
> sync standards and dither algorithms so there's no chance of getting an
> output.
> hehe
>
>

I'm going to start hiring illegal migrant workers to hold multiple
microphones during tracking sessions and train them to adjust the distances
and angles properly as the singer moves around so that I can create a labor
pool of human deessers.
Re: You need this....... [message #87330 is a reply to message #87329] Thu, 28 June 2007 16:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Bill L is currently offline  Bill L   UNITED STATES
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Have you ever seen a group of jingle singers all turn their heads in
sync when they take a breath between lines? 'Course that was before we
had all the cheap labor doing those jobs that Americans won't do any more.

DJ wrote:
> "John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:4683e4ff$1@linux...
>> DJ doesn't do free.
>>
>> It has to cost at least $5000 and only work if it's tied to 12 other
>> pieces
>> of hardware each cost the price of a small car. They must all have
>> different
>> sync standards and dither algorithms so there's no chance of getting an
>> output.
>> hehe
>>
>>
>
> I'm going to start hiring illegal migrant workers to hold multiple
> microphones during tracking sessions and train them to adjust the distances
> and angles properly as the singer moves around so that I can create a labor
> pool of human deessers.
>
>
>
>
Re: You need this....... no you don't [message #87333 is a reply to message #87327] Thu, 28 June 2007 17:37 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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And the cool thing about trying their stuff is that the demos
are no time-limit, simple "dropout-enhanced" version of the real
thing, with no functional limitations, don't try to take over
your computer with the PACE virus or anything like that, and
don't fuck anything up if you decide to uninstall them, and are
all reasonably-priced products if you dcide to buy one.

What a fucking concept, huh?

lol

Neil


"TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>
>The Voxengo tempo delay (free, for effs sake) is one of the few delays that
>actually is well and truly different. I've always wanted to look at their
>other kit more closely.
>
>TCB
>
>"Neil" <OIUOIU@OIU.com> wrote:
>>
>>Not if you have one of these:
>>
>>http://www.voxengo.com/product/voxformer/
>>
>>
>>:)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>
>>>I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>
>>>Deej
>>>
>>>
>>
>
Re: You need this....... no you don't [message #87345 is a reply to message #87333] Thu, 28 June 2007 20:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
TCB is currently offline  TCB
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Definitely the kind of people who I'm happy to have take some of my money.
I'm also interested in those new Samplitude VST plugs from the digitalfishphones
guy. Those Germans seem to know what they're doing with the DSP code.

TCB

"Neil" <OIOIU@OIU.com> wrote:
>
>And the cool thing about trying their stuff is that the demos
>are no time-limit, simple "dropout-enhanced" version of the real
>thing, with no functional limitations, don't try to take over
>your computer with the PACE virus or anything like that, and
>don't fuck anything up if you decide to uninstall them, and are
>all reasonably-priced products if you dcide to buy one.
>
>What a fucking concept, huh?
>
>lol
>
>Neil
>
>
>"TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>>
>>The Voxengo tempo delay (free, for effs sake) is one of the few delays
that
>>actually is well and truly different. I've always wanted to look at their
>>other kit more closely.
>>
>>TCB
>>
>>"Neil" <OIUOIU@OIU.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>Not if you have one of these:
>>>
>>>http://www.voxengo.com/product/voxformer/
>>>
>>>
>>>:)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>
>>>>I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>
>>>>Deej
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>
Re: You need this....... no you don't [message #87357 is a reply to message #87333] Fri, 29 June 2007 04:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Bill L is currently offline  Bill L   UNITED STATES
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OK, Neilengo, I give. Which ones should I try? They have so many plugs
it's overwhelming.

Neil wrote:
> And the cool thing about trying their stuff is that the demos
> are no time-limit, simple "dropout-enhanced" version of the real
> thing, with no functional limitations, don't try to take over
> your computer with the PACE virus or anything like that, and
> don't fuck anything up if you decide to uninstall them, and are
> all reasonably-priced products if you dcide to buy one.
>
> What a fucking concept, huh?
>
> lol
>
> Neil
>
>
> "TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>> The Voxengo tempo delay (free, for effs sake) is one of the few delays that
>> actually is well and truly different. I've always wanted to look at their
>> other kit more closely.
>>
>> TCB
>>
>> "Neil" <OIUOIU@OIU.com> wrote:
>>> Not if you have one of these:
>>>
>>> http://www.voxengo.com/product/voxformer/
>>>
>>>
>>> :)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>
>>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>
>>>> Deej
>>>>
>>>>
>
Re: You need this....... no you don't [message #87359 is a reply to message #87357] Fri, 29 June 2007 06:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Neil is currently offline  Neil
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Bill... The non-free ones I own are Voxfomer, Gliss EQ, and
Transmodder. Definitely Voxformer - if you try nothing else,
try that one. Download it, and try it on your wife's voice
using the "Nice & Transparent" preset... good starting point.

Out of the free ones, I've tried most of them, but the ones I
kept are:

EssEQ
Span (a tool, really, not an EFX plugin
Tempo Delay
r8Brain
Overtone GEQ









Bill L <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote:
>OK, Neilengo, I give. Which ones should I try? They have so many plugs
>it's overwhelming.
>
>Neil wrote:
>> And the cool thing about trying their stuff is that the demos
>> are no time-limit, simple "dropout-enhanced" version of the real
>> thing, with no functional limitations, don't try to take over
>> your computer with the PACE virus or anything like that, and
>> don't fuck anything up if you decide to uninstall them, and are
>> all reasonably-priced products if you dcide to buy one.
>>
>> What a fucking concept, huh?
>>
>> lol
>>
>> Neil
>>
>>
>> "TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>>> The Voxengo tempo delay (free, for effs sake) is one of the few delays
that
>>> actually is well and truly different. I've always wanted to look at their
>>> other kit more closely.
>>>
>>> TCB
>>>
>>> "Neil" <OIUOIU@OIU.com> wrote:
>>>> Not if you have one of these:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.voxengo.com/product/voxformer/
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> :)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>>
>>>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>>
>>>>> Deej
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>
Re: You need this....... [message #87377 is a reply to message #87304] Fri, 29 June 2007 12:50 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sarah is currently offline  Sarah   UNITED STATES
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Gals? . . . what year is it where you live? Yeah, I like to shop, but I'm
trying to pay off my credit cards so I can buy a car. Besides, I just
bought a black J-bass. :)
http://www.bassemporium.com/images_products/fender0131800306 f_big.jpg
Not to be confused with a black sea bass
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13232/13232-h/images/lg1149b. jpg

Sarah
Buffalo Gal

"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:46839c13@linux...
> "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message
> news:46836ee4$1@linux...
>> Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325 ?!
>> Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)
>>
>> S
>
> I thought you gals liked to shop.
>
> ;oD
>
>
>>
>>
>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:468332f9$1@linux...
>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>
>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>
>>> Deej
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87378 is a reply to message #87377] Fri, 29 June 2007 13:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
EK Sound is currently offline  EK Sound   CANADA
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Doesn't every gal need a little black bass?? ;-)

David.


Sarah wrote:

> Gals? . . . what year is it where you live? Yeah, I like to shop, but I'm
> trying to pay off my credit cards so I can buy a car. Besides, I just
> bought a black J-bass. :)
> http://www.bassemporium.com/images_products/fender0131800306 f_big.jpg
> Not to be confused with a black sea bass
> http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13232/13232-h/images/lg1149b. jpg
>
> Sarah
> Buffalo Gal
>
> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:46839c13@linux...
>
>>"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message
>>news:46836ee4$1@linux...
>>
>>>Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325 ?!
>>>Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)
>>>
>>>S
>>
>>I thought you gals liked to shop.
>>
>>;oD
>>
>>
>>
>>>
>>>"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:468332f9$1@linux...
>>>
>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>
>>>>I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>
>>>>Deej
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87382 is a reply to message #87377] Fri, 29 June 2007 16:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Bill L is currently offline  Bill L   UNITED STATES
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Sarah, Sarah...

Honey, I respect you for trying to fit in with the guys, but you gave
yourself away when you said a "black" J-bass. You specified the color.
Us guys, we don't understand about color. We don't know that a black
bass is slimming. We don't recognize the inherent elegance of black nor
how flexible a black instrument is with any outfit, style of music or
gig. We think a lime green or purple J-bass looks freakin' cool with
anything we're wearing.

BTW, the year I live in it's "bitches", but gentlemen like DJ and me
have a hard time saying that. We would like to say "chicks" or "girls"
but we have a funny feeling that's not OK any more. So sometimes we
don't know what to say but "gals".

Sarah wrote:
> Gals? . . . what year is it where you live? Yeah, I like to shop, but I'm
> trying to pay off my credit cards so I can buy a car. Besides, I just
> bought a black J-bass. :)
> http://www.bassemporium.com/images_products/fender0131800306 f_big.jpg
> Not to be confused with a black sea bass
> http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13232/13232-h/images/lg1149b. jpg
>
> Sarah
> Buffalo Gal
>
> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:46839c13@linux...
>> "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message
>> news:46836ee4$1@linux...
>>> Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325 ?!
>>> Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)
>>>
>>> S
>> I thought you gals liked to shop.
>>
>> ;oD
>>
>>
>>>
>>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:468332f9$1@linux...
>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>
>>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>
>>>> Deej
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87383 is a reply to message #87382] Fri, 29 June 2007 17:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   FRANCE
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" We would like to say "chicks" or "girls"
> but we have a funny feeling that's not OK any more. So sometimes we don't
> know what to say but "gals".

We should know by now that nothing we say will be right. Those are the
rules......but we keep forgetting.

;o)

>
> Sarah wrote:
>> Gals? . . . what year is it where you live? Yeah, I like to shop, but
>> I'm trying to pay off my credit cards so I can buy a car. Besides, I
>> just bought a black J-bass. :)
>> http://www.bassemporium.com/images_products/fender0131800306 f_big.jpg
>> Not to be confused with a black sea bass
>> http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13232/13232-h/images/lg1149b. jpg
>>
>> Sarah
>> Buffalo Gal
>>
>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:46839c13@linux...
>>> "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message
>>> news:46836ee4$1@linux...
>>>> Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325
>>>> ?! Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)
>>>>
>>>> S
>>> I thought you gals liked to shop.
>>>
>>> ;oD
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:468332f9$1@linux...
>>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>>
>>>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>>
>>>>> Deej
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
Re: You need this....... [message #87388 is a reply to message #87382] Sat, 30 June 2007 01:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Sarah is currently offline  Sarah   UNITED STATES
Messages: 608
Registered: February 2007
Senior Member
Bill, sweetie, I think you seriously underestimate the fashion-consciousness
and yes, even the vanity of your fellow male musicians. Come on, really,
who here would be caught dead on stage with a lime green instrument?
Please.

And be real, dude, this goes for the purely engineering/producing guys, too
.. . . you think they make all those rack-mountable gadgets look so pretty
and colorful because they think women might be shopping for the latest
outboard recording gear? Don't you read Mix magazine and look at all the
pretty studio pictures? That's fashion and style, dear. Those are big
shiny flowers designed to attract all those creative little honeybees with
song to sing. Or buzz. Or a song to sting? :) Heh. Sorry.

Now . . . trying to fit in with the guys?! If I was really trying to do
that, it wouldn't really take much effort on my part. Trust me, I can leave
my socks in the living room, abuse the TV remote, stack dirty dishes in the
sink, and say complete sentences when I belch, etc., with the best of them.
Trying to fit in with the guys . . . feh. What do you think, that I envy
your ability to effortlessly airbrush the toilet area with urine?

Hey, put your gear where your mouth is . . . show us a pic of your guitars
and stuff. I bet it's all real purty to look at.

S



"Bill L" <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote in message news:4685974b@linux...
> Sarah, Sarah...
>
> Honey, I respect you for trying to fit in with the guys, but you gave
> yourself away when you said a "black" J-bass. You specified the color. Us
> guys, we don't understand about color. We don't know that a black bass is
> slimming. We don't recognize the inherent elegance of black nor how
> flexible a black instrument is with any outfit, style of music or gig. We
> think a lime green or purple J-bass looks freakin' cool with anything
> we're wearing.
>
> BTW, the year I live in it's "bitches", but gentlemen like DJ and me have
> a hard time saying that. We would like to say "chicks" or "girls" but we
> have a funny feeling that's not OK any more. So sometimes we don't know
> what to say but "gals".
>
> Sarah wrote:
>> Gals? . . . what year is it where you live? Yeah, I like to shop, but
>> I'm trying to pay off my credit cards so I can buy a car. Besides, I
>> just bought a black J-bass. :)
>> http://www.bassemporium.com/images_products/fender0131800306 f_big.jpg
>> Not to be confused with a black sea bass
>> http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13232/13232-h/images/lg1149b. jpg
>>
>> Sarah
>> Buffalo Gal
>>
>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:46839c13@linux...
>>> "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message
>>> news:46836ee4$1@linux...
>>>> Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325
>>>> ?! Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)
>>>>
>>>> S
>>> I thought you gals liked to shop.
>>>
>>> ;oD
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:468332f9$1@linux...
>>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>>
>>>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>>
>>>>> Deej
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
Re: You need this....... [message #87392 is a reply to message #87388] Sat, 30 June 2007 04:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
John [1] is currently offline  John [1]
Messages: 2229
Registered: September 2005
Senior Member
speaking of airbrushing the toilet seat.....what is it with women. i lift
the seat and get a perfect shot but women seem to have this spray nozzel
that works from underneath spraying the underside of the seat and making
a real mess. Apparently it's not controllable either.

oh, and i wash dishes, mow the lawn, put up my laundry and make pizza. www.kfocus.com/pizza4.jpg.

kidding Sarah ;-)

hehe
Re: You need this....... [message #87394 is a reply to message #87388] Sat, 30 June 2007 06:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Bill L is currently offline  Bill L   UNITED STATES
Messages: 766
Registered: August 2006
Senior Member
Sarah, ma petite cherie, I was not referring to moi when I said guys
have no taste. Au contraire, I am the very height of discrimination,
mais tu comprends I am the exception to the rule, n'est ce pas?

PS, Why does it feel so right to speak French when expressing one's self
as a fashion snob?

PS deux, Actually I have owned an orange bass, a silver guitar, and I
still play a strat with a Floyd and a pointy head stock, so I am just as
fashion lame as the next guy.

Sarah wrote:
> Bill, sweetie, I think you seriously underestimate the fashion-consciousness
> and yes, even the vanity of your fellow male musicians. Come on, really,
> who here would be caught dead on stage with a lime green instrument?
> Please.
>
> And be real, dude, this goes for the purely engineering/producing guys, too
> . . . you think they make all those rack-mountable gadgets look so pretty
> and colorful because they think women might be shopping for the latest
> outboard recording gear? Don't you read Mix magazine and look at all the
> pretty studio pictures? That's fashion and style, dear. Those are big
> shiny flowers designed to attract all those creative little honeybees with
> song to sing. Or buzz. Or a song to sting? :) Heh. Sorry.
>
> Now . . . trying to fit in with the guys?! If I was really trying to do
> that, it wouldn't really take much effort on my part. Trust me, I can leave
> my socks in the living room, abuse the TV remote, stack dirty dishes in the
> sink, and say complete sentences when I belch, etc., with the best of them.
> Trying to fit in with the guys . . . feh. What do you think, that I envy
> your ability to effortlessly airbrush the toilet area with urine?
>
> Hey, put your gear where your mouth is . . . show us a pic of your guitars
> and stuff. I bet it's all real purty to look at.
>
> S
>
>
>
> "Bill L" <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote in message news:4685974b@linux...
>> Sarah, Sarah...
>>
>> Honey, I respect you for trying to fit in with the guys, but you gave
>> yourself away when you said a "black" J-bass. You specified the color. Us
>> guys, we don't understand about color. We don't know that a black bass is
>> slimming. We don't recognize the inherent elegance of black nor how
>> flexible a black instrument is with any outfit, style of music or gig. We
>> think a lime green or purple J-bass looks freakin' cool with anything
>> we're wearing.
>>
>> BTW, the year I live in it's "bitches", but gentlemen like DJ and me have
>> a hard time saying that. We would like to say "chicks" or "girls" but we
>> have a funny feeling that's not OK any more. So sometimes we don't know
>> what to say but "gals".
>>
>> Sarah wrote:
>>> Gals? . . . what year is it where you live? Yeah, I like to shop, but
>>> I'm trying to pay off my credit cards so I can buy a car. Besides, I
>>> just bought a black J-bass. :)
>>> http://www.bassemporium.com/images_products/fender0131800306 f_big.jpg
>>> Not to be confused with a black sea bass
>>> http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13232/13232-h/images/lg1149b. jpg
>>>
>>> Sarah
>>> Buffalo Gal
>>>
>>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message news:46839c13@linux...
>>>> "Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:46836ee4$1@linux...
>>>>> Well, what's wrong with this http://www.waves.com/Content.aspx?id=325
>>>>> ?! Can't I just use this? Then I don't have to spend any money. :)
>>>>>
>>>>> S
>>>> I thought you gals liked to shop.
>>>>
>>>> ;oD
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:468332f9$1@linux...
>>>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Deej
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>
Re: You need this....... [message #87395 is a reply to message #87383] Sat, 30 June 2007 07:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   FRANCE
Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2007
Senior Member
>> Sarah wrote:
>>> Gals? . . . what year is it where you live? Yeah, I like to shop, but
>>> I'm trying to pay off my credit cards so I can buy a car. Besides, I
>>> just bought a black J-bass. :)
>>> http://www.bassemporium.com/images_products/fender0131800306 f_big.jpg
>>> Not to be confused with a black sea bass
>>> http://www.gutenberg.org/files/13232/13232-h/images/lg1149b. jpg
>>>
>>> Sarah
>>> Buffalo Gal
>>>

In an effort to appear to be be as manly as possible, I have decided to
spray paint all of my gear flat black. Maybe if I can manage to get a bad
flareup of malaria, I can achieve this with urine, plus I will be marking
my turf..
Re: You need this....... no you don't [message #87425 is a reply to message #87359] Sun, 01 July 2007 09:50 Go to previous message
Bill L is currently offline  Bill L   UNITED STATES
Messages: 766
Registered: August 2006
Senior Member
Neil, I agree, Voxformer is very nice. I like the dual compressor and
the squiggly lines (have no idea what they do). It's a one stop shop for
vocals and sounds excellent.

Neil wrote:
> Bill... The non-free ones I own are Voxfomer, Gliss EQ, and
> Transmodder. Definitely Voxformer - if you try nothing else,
> try that one. Download it, and try it on your wife's voice
> using the "Nice & Transparent" preset... good starting point.
>
> Out of the free ones, I've tried most of them, but the ones I
> kept are:
>
> EssEQ
> Span (a tool, really, not an EFX plugin
> Tempo Delay
> r8Brain
> Overtone GEQ
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Bill L <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote:
>> OK, Neilengo, I give. Which ones should I try? They have so many plugs
>> it's overwhelming.
>>
>> Neil wrote:
>>> And the cool thing about trying their stuff is that the demos
>>> are no time-limit, simple "dropout-enhanced" version of the real
>>> thing, with no functional limitations, don't try to take over
>>> your computer with the PACE virus or anything like that, and
>>> don't fuck anything up if you decide to uninstall them, and are
>>> all reasonably-priced products if you dcide to buy one.
>>>
>>> What a fucking concept, huh?
>>>
>>> lol
>>>
>>> Neil
>>>
>>>
>>> "TCB" <nobody@ishere.com> wrote:
>>>> The Voxengo tempo delay (free, for effs sake) is one of the few delays
> that
>>>> actually is well and truly different. I've always wanted to look at their
>>>> other kit more closely.
>>>>
>>>> TCB
>>>>
>>>> "Neil" <OIUOIU@OIU.com> wrote:
>>>>> Not if you have one of these:
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.voxengo.com/product/voxformer/
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> :)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>>>>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/SPL-9629-Dual-Channel-De-Esser-Deeser_W0 QQitemZ160131368766QQihZ006QQcategoryZ23790QQssPageNameZWDVW QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I own one of these. It is wonderful.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Deej
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>
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