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Memorial Day [message #85516] Mon, 28 May 2007 16:15 Go to next message
dc[3] is currently offline  dc[3]
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The world is made up of:

Sheep

Wolves

and Sheepdogs


The sheep are really offended at the idea that wolves even exist, but spend
most of their time even more annoyed by the presence of the Sheepdogs.

The Wolves just want lunch. You'd be amazed how many sheep look just like
lunch to them...

The Sheepdogs know the real score and stand ready to protect the comfy lives
that the sheep enjoy most of the time. Sheepdogs are brave, strong, and will
lay down their lives to save even sheep. They know one of their duties in
life is to put the wolves in as much pain as possible and they do it very
well.

So, on this beautiful Memorial Day, find a Sheepdog and give 'em a big hug.
We owe them more than we can imagine.


THANK YOU VETERANS!
Re: Memorial Day [message #85521 is a reply to message #85516] Mon, 28 May 2007 18:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Deej [4] is currently offline  Deej [4]   UNITED STATES
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"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote in message news:465b62ae$1@linux...
>
> The world is made up of:
>
> Sheep
>
> Wolves
>
> and Sheepdogs

.....and weasels

>
>
> The sheep are really offended at the idea that wolves even exist, but
> spend
> most of their time even more annoyed by the presence of the Sheepdogs.

.....the weasels are aware of the sheep, wolves and sheepdogs, but most often
will attack the sheepdog

>
> The Wolves just want lunch. You'd be amazed how many sheep look just like
> lunch to them...

the weasels know that in time, they can feed off the sheep, in order to do
so, they must weaken the sheepdog and don't mind giving up a few sheep here
and there in order to accomplish their agenda.........but they can't let the
wolves get the upper hand either or the wolves will get the sheep instead of
them............

>
> The Sheepdogs know the real score and stand ready to protect the comfy
> lives
> that the sheep enjoy most of the time. Sheepdogs are brave, strong, and
> will
> lay down their lives to save even sheep. They know one of their duties in
> life is to put the wolves in as much pain as possible and they do it very
> well.

...... but the weasels are sneaky and manipulative, encouraging the wolves by
thwarting the sheepdog at every turn and weakening him whenever possible so
that the sheepdog doesn't win. The sheep are, after all, their only means of
livelihood of the weasel............what the weasel don't realize though is
that if the wolves win, the weasels will be on the menu as well.
>
> So, on this beautiful Memorial Day, find a Sheepdog and give 'em a big
> hug.
> We owe them more than we can imagine.

....and beware the weasel..........they are everywhere........
>
> THANK YOU VETERANS!

Amen.
Re: Memorial Day [message #85525 is a reply to message #85521] Mon, 28 May 2007 19:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
excelav is currently offline  excelav   
Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit
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"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>
>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote in message news:465b62ae$1@linux...
>>
>> The world is made up of:
>>
>> Sheep
>>
>> Wolves
>>
>> and Sheepdogs
>
>....and weasels
>
>>
>>
>> The sheep are really offended at the idea that wolves even exist, but

>> spend
>> most of their time even more annoyed by the presence of the Sheepdogs.
>
>....the weasels are aware of the sheep, wolves and sheepdogs, but most often

>will attack the sheepdog
>
>>
>> The Wolves just want lunch. You'd be amazed how many sheep look just like
>> lunch to them...
>
>the weasels know that in time, they can feed off the sheep, in order to
do
>so, they must weaken the sheepdog and don't mind giving up a few sheep here

>and there in order to accomplish their agenda.........but they can't let
the
>wolves get the upper hand either or the wolves will get the sheep instead
of
>them............
>
>>
>> The Sheepdogs know the real score and stand ready to protect the comfy

>> lives
>> that the sheep enjoy most of the time. Sheepdogs are brave, strong, and

>> will
>> lay down their lives to save even sheep. They know one of their duties
in
>> life is to put the wolves in as much pain as possible and they do it very
>> well.
>
>..... but the weasels are sneaky and manipulative, encouraging the wolves
by
>thwarting the sheepdog at every turn and weakening him whenever possible
so
>that the sheepdog doesn't win. The sheep are, after all, their only means
of
>livelihood of the weasel............what the weasel don't realize though
is
>that if the wolves win, the weasels will be on the menu as well.
>>
>> So, on this beautiful Memorial Day, find a Sheepdog and give 'em a big

>> hug.
>> We owe them more than we can imagine.
>
>...and beware the weasel..........they are everywhere........
>>
>> THANK YOU VETERANS!
>
>Amen.
>
>

Most of the weasels are in Washington!
Re: Memorial Day [message #85529 is a reply to message #85516] Mon, 28 May 2007 20:06 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Bill L is currently offline  Bill L   UNITED STATES
Messages: 766
Registered: August 2006
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And then there are PEOPLE. We look after all the animals.

Bill


DC wrote:
> The world is made up of:
>
> Sheep
>
> Wolves
>
> and Sheepdogs
>
>
> The sheep are really offended at the idea that wolves even exist, but spend
> most of their time even more annoyed by the presence of the Sheepdogs.
>
> The Wolves just want lunch. You'd be amazed how many sheep look just like
> lunch to them...
>
> The Sheepdogs know the real score and stand ready to protect the comfy lives
> that the sheep enjoy most of the time. Sheepdogs are brave, strong, and will
> lay down their lives to save even sheep. They know one of their duties in
> life is to put the wolves in as much pain as possible and they do it very
> well.
>
> So, on this beautiful Memorial Day, find a Sheepdog and give 'em a big hug.
> We owe them more than we can imagine.
>
>
> THANK YOU VETERANS!
Re: Memorial Day [message #85534 is a reply to message #85529] Mon, 28 May 2007 22:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
excelav is currently offline  excelav   
Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit
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Bill L <bill@billlorentzen.com> wrote:
>And then there are PEOPLE. We look after all the animals.
>
>Bill
>

Yeah, anybody that thinks government is in place to take care of you has
it all wrong, we're in place to take care of government; )

Socialist really don't get this!

>
>DC wrote:
>> The world is made up of:
>>
>> Sheep
>>
>> Wolves
>>
>> and Sheepdogs
>>
>>
>> The sheep are really offended at the idea that wolves even exist, but
spend
>> most of their time even more annoyed by the presence of the Sheepdogs.
>>
>> The Wolves just want lunch. You'd be amazed how many sheep look just like
>> lunch to them...
>>
>> The Sheepdogs know the real score and stand ready to protect the comfy
lives
>> that the sheep enjoy most of the time. Sheepdogs are brave, strong, and
will
>> lay down their lives to save even sheep. They know one of their duties
in
>> life is to put the wolves in as much pain as possible and they do it very
>> well.
>>
>> So, on this beautiful Memorial Day, find a Sheepdog and give 'em a big
hug.
>> We owe them more than we can imagine.
>>
>>
>> THANK YOU VETERANS!
Re: Memorial Day [message #85535 is a reply to message #85521] Tue, 29 May 2007 00:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
michael bliss is currently offline  michael bliss
Messages: 61
Registered: September 2005
Member
Yha, the weasels. Isn't Pauly Shore like the main one?

"DJ" <www.aarrrrggghhh!!!.com> wrote:
>
>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote in message news:465b62ae$1@linux...
>>
>> The world is made up of:
>>
>> Sheep
>>
>> Wolves
>>
>> and Sheepdogs
>
>....and weasels
>
>>
>>
>> The sheep are really offended at the idea that wolves even exist, but

>> spend
>> most of their time even more annoyed by the presence of the Sheepdogs.
>
>....the weasels are aware of the sheep, wolves and sheepdogs, but most often

>will attack the sheepdog
>
>>
>> The Wolves just want lunch. You'd be amazed how many sheep look just like
>> lunch to them...
>
>the weasels know that in time, they can feed off the sheep, in order to
do
>so, they must weaken the sheepdog and don't mind giving up a few sheep here

>and there in order to accomplish their agenda.........but they can't let
the
>wolves get the upper hand either or the wolves will get the sheep instead
of
>them............
>
>>
>> The Sheepdogs know the real score and stand ready to protect the comfy

>> lives
>> that the sheep enjoy most of the time. Sheepdogs are brave, strong, and

>> will
>> lay down their lives to save even sheep. They know one of their duties
in
>> life is to put the wolves in as much pain as possible and they do it very
>> well.
>
>..... but the weasels are sneaky and manipulative, encouraging the wolves
by
>thwarting the sheepdog at every turn and weakening him whenever possible
so
>that the sheepdog doesn't win. The sheep are, after all, their only means
of
>livelihood of the weasel............what the weasel don't realize though
is
>that if the wolves win, the weasels will be on the menu as well.
>>
>> So, on this beautiful Memorial Day, find a Sheepdog and give 'em a big

>> hug.
>> We owe them more than we can imagine.
>
>...and beware the weasel..........they are everywhere........
>>
>> THANK YOU VETERANS!
>
>Amen.
>
>
Re: Memorial Day [message #85651 is a reply to message #85529] Wed, 30 May 2007 09:36 Go to previous message
Jamie K is currently offline  Jamie K   UNITED STATES
Messages: 1115
Registered: July 2006
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Bill L wrote:
> And then there are PEOPLE. We look after all the animals.

Indeed. That sheepish parable is all over the blogs. Seems to be a
neocon thing?

But bovids are not necessarily what condescending hominid bloggers might
think. In Colorado, bighorn sheep are ready to leave you in the dust, go
where you can't go, and if necessary, cause a world of hurt. Even if you
fancy yourself a canidae.

I remember my uncle who served with a big heart, courage and humility in
WWII. Without, AFAIK, considering his fellow citizens to be anything
less than fellow citizens.

Cheers,
-Jamie
www.JamieKrutz.com




> Bill
>
>
> DC wrote:
>> The world is made up of:
>>
>> Sheep
>>
>> Wolves
>>
>> and Sheepdogs
>>
>>
>> The sheep are really offended at the idea that wolves even exist, but
>> spend
>> most of their time even more annoyed by the presence of the Sheepdogs.
>>
>> The Wolves just want lunch. You'd be amazed how many sheep look just like
>> lunch to them...
>>
>> The Sheepdogs know the real score and stand ready to protect the comfy
>> lives
>> that the sheep enjoy most of the time. Sheepdogs are brave, strong,
>> and will
>> lay down their lives to save even sheep. They know one of their duties in
>> life is to put the wolves in as much pain as possible and they do it very
>> well.
>>
>> So, on this beautiful Memorial Day, find a Sheepdog and give 'em a big
>> hug.
>> We owe them more than we can imagine.
>>
>>
>> THANK YOU VETERANS!
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