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WAAAY OT: Just one little blonde joke [message #80416]

Tue, 20 February 2007 23:01

IOOIU
Messages: 13
Registered: December 2006

Junior Member

Blonde #1: That backpack you're carrying sure looks heavy! What
have you got in there?

Blonde #2: Watermelons!

Blonde #1: If I can guess how many watermelons are in your
backpack, would you let me have one of them?

Blonde #2: If you can guess how many watermelons are in my
backpack, I'll let you have both of them!

Blonde #1: Are there three?

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Re: WAAAY OT: Just one little blonde joke [message #80426 is a reply to message #80416]

Wed, 21 February 2007 05:31

Mark McCurdy

Messages: 35
Registered: February 2006

Member

I think the sad thing is it took me a sec.. :\

"Neil" <IOOIU@OIU.com> wrote in message news:45dbe056$1@linux...
>
>
> Blonde #1: That backpack you're carrying sure looks heavy! What
> have you got in there?
>
> Blonde #2: Watermelons!
>
> Blonde #1: If I can guess how many watermelons are in your
> backpack, would you let me have one of them?
>
> Blonde #2: If you can guess how many watermelons are in my
> backpack, I'll let you have both of them!
>
> Blonde #1: Are there three?

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Re: WAAAY OT: Just one little blonde joke [message #80429 is a reply to message #80426]

Wed, 21 February 2007 05:54

Aaron Allen

Messages: 1988
Registered: May 2008

Senior Member

That's just age man :>

AA

"Mark McCurdy" <mark@mccurdy.net> wrote in message news:45dc49ef@linux...
>I think the sad thing is it took me a sec.. :\
>
>
>
>
> "Neil" <IOOIU@OIU.com> wrote in message news:45dbe056$1@linux...
>>
>>
>> Blonde #1: That backpack you're carrying sure looks heavy! What
>> have you got in there?
>>
>> Blonde #2: Watermelons!
>>
>> Blonde #1: If I can guess how many watermelons are in your
>> backpack, would you let me have one of them?
>>
>> Blonde #2: If you can guess how many watermelons are in my
>> backpack, I'll let you have both of them!
>>
>> Blonde #1: Are there three?
>
>

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Re: WAAAY OT: Just one little blonde joke [message #80430 is a reply to message #80416]

Wed, 21 February 2007 08:38

Gantt Kushner

Messages: 545
Registered: June 2006
Location: Silver Spring, Maryland, ...

Senior Member

Had a girlfriend once who would say "You don't have to talk so slowly... I'm
not a real blonde."

"Neil" <IOOIU@OIU.com> wrote:
>
>
>Blonde #1: That backpack you're carrying sure looks heavy! What
>have you got in there?
>
>Blonde #2: Watermelons!
>
>Blonde #1: If I can guess how many watermelons are in your
>backpack, would you let me have one of them?
>
>Blonde #2: If you can guess how many watermelons are in my
>backpack, I'll let you have both of them!
>
>Blonde #1: Are there three?

Gantt Kushner
Gizmo Recording Company
Silver Spring, MD
www.gizmorecording.com

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Re: WAAAY OT: Just one little blonde joke [message #80443 is a reply to message #80429]

Wed, 21 February 2007 10:02

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

or he's blonde...

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:54:35 -0600, "Aaron Allen"
<know-spam@not_here.dude> wrote:

>That's just age man :>
>
>AA
>
>
>"Mark McCurdy" <mark@mccurdy.net> wrote in message news:45dc49ef@linux...
>>I think the sad thing is it took me a sec.. :\
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> "Neil" <IOOIU@OIU.com> wrote in message news:45dbe056$1@linux...
>>>
>>>
>>> Blonde #1: That backpack you're carrying sure looks heavy! What
>>> have you got in there?
>>>
>>> Blonde #2: Watermelons!
>>>
>>> Blonde #1: If I can guess how many watermelons are in your
>>> backpack, would you let me have one of them?
>>>
>>> Blonde #2: If you can guess how many watermelons are in my
>>> backpack, I'll let you have both of them!
>>>
>>> Blonde #1: Are there three?
>>
>>
>

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