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Tue, 07 November 2006 02:00  |
rick
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The Creation Of Michigan
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued,
pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very
cold and covered in ice.
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
mass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Michigan , the most glorious place on earth.
You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of
God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The
people from Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and
humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will
be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will
be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What
about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
them in Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Canada"
Only someone who has grown up in Michigan would
forward this e-mail!!
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| Re: OT: should i move??? [message #75537 is a reply to message #75523] |
Tue, 07 November 2006 10:27  |
excelav
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Location: Metro Detroit
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MICHIGAN SUCKS!
rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>The Creation Of Michigan
>
>Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
>days.
>Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
>day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
>
>God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
>through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>
>Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>
>"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
>call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
>
>"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
>
>God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
>
>"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
>wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
>there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white
>people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued,
>pointing to different countries.
>
> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very
>cold and covered in ice.
>
>The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
>mass and said, "What's that one?"
>
>"Ah," said God. "That's Michigan , the most glorious place on earth.
>You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of
>God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The
>people from Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and
>humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will
>be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will
>be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
>
>Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What
>about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
>
>God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
>them in Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Canada"
>
>Only someone who has grown up in Michigan would
>forward this e-mail!!
>
>
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| Re: OT: should i move??? [message #75538 is a reply to message #75523] |
Tue, 07 November 2006 10:40 |
gene Lennon[3]
Messages: 40
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rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>The Creation Of Michigan
>
>Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
>days.
>Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
>day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
>
>God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
>through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>
>Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>
>"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
>call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
>
>"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
>
>God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
>
>"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
>wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
>there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white
>people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued,
>pointing to different countries.
>
> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very
>cold and covered in ice.
>
>The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
>mass and said, "What's that one?"
>
>"Ah," said God. "That's Michigan , the most glorious place on earth.
>You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of
>God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The
>people from Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and
>humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will
>be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will
>be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
>
>Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What
>about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
>
>God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
>them in Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Canada"
>
>Only someone who has grown up in Michigan would
>forward this e-mail!!
>
>
For balance, God gave Michigan the smell of grain elevators.
Gene :-)
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| Re: OT: should i move??? [message #75544 is a reply to message #75538] |
Tue, 07 November 2006 10:58 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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sorry but the horse and dairy farms up wind of me prevent that from
happening gene...
james...i think you just pissed off santa...
On 8 Nov 2006 04:40:28 +1000, "gene Lennon" <glennon@NOSP.com> wrote:
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>rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>>The Creation Of Michigan
>>
>>Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
>>days.
>>Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
>>day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
>>
>>God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
>>through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>>
>>Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>>
>>"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
>>call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
>>
>>"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
>>
>>God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
>>
>>"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
>>wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
>>there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white
>>people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued,
>>pointing to different countries.
>>
>> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very
>>cold and covered in ice.
>>
>>The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
>>mass and said, "What's that one?"
>>
>>"Ah," said God. "That's Michigan , the most glorious place on earth.
>>You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of
>>God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The
>>people from Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and
>>humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will
>>be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will
>>be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
>>
>>Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What
>>about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
>>
>>God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
>>them in Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Canada"
>>
>>Only someone who has grown up in Michigan would
>>forward this e-mail!!
>>
>>
>
>
>For balance, God gave Michigan the smell of grain elevators.
>Gene :-)
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| Re: OT: should i move??? [message #75561 is a reply to message #75544] |
Tue, 07 November 2006 14:20 |
excelav
Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit
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rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
>sorry but the horse and dairy farms up wind of me prevent that from
>happening gene...
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>james...i think you just pissed off santa...
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Oh well, I haven't seen that guy since I was 16 anyways.
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>On 8 Nov 2006 04:40:28 +1000, "gene Lennon" <glennon@NOSP.com> wrote:
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>>rick <parnell68@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>The Creation Of Michigan
>>>
>>>Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
>>>days.
>>>Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
>>>day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
>>>
>>>God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
>>>through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
>>>
>>>Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
>>>
>>>"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
>>>call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
>>>
>>>"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
>>>
>>>God explained, pointing to different parts of earth,
>>>
>>>"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
>>>wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
>>>there will be a hot spot. Over here I've placed a continent of white
>>>people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued,
>>>pointing to different countries.
>>>
>>> "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very
>>>cold and covered in ice.
>>>
>>>The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
>>>mass and said, "What's that one?"
>>>
>>>"Ah," said God. "That's Michigan , the most glorious place on earth.
>>>You'll notice that it is made in the fashion of my hand, the Hand of
>>>God. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The
>>>people from Michigan are going to be modest, intelligent and
>>>humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will
>>>be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will
>>>be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
>>>
>>>Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What
>>>about balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
>>>
>>>God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
>>>them in Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Canada"
>>>
>>>Only someone who has grown up in Michigan would
>>>forward this e-mail!!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>>For balance, God gave Michigan the smell of grain elevators.
>>Gene :-)
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