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| I'm not THAT old! [message #75945] |
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dc[3]
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
"I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
40-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
WAY BACK THEN??
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
COULD HE ???
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #75946 is a reply to message #75945] |
Mon, 13 November 2006 12:45  |
DJ
Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote in message news:4558d497$1@linux...
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> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
>
> "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>
> THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
>
>
> "I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
> WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
> HIS FULL NAME.
>
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
> WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
> 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
> WAY BACK THEN??
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
> THOUGHT.
>
> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
> WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
> COULD HE ???
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
> MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>
> "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>
> HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>
> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
> THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
>
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #75960 is a reply to message #75946] |
Mon, 13 November 2006 22:25 |
jim drago
Messages: 41
Registered: June 2006
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I've been feeling very old today...Thanks for the laugh.
"DJ" <nowayjose@dude.net> wrote:
>ROTFLMAO!!!!
>
>
>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote in message news:4558d497$1@linux...
>>
>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
>>
>> "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>>
>> THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
>>
>>
>> "I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
>> WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
>> HIS FULL NAME.
>>
>> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
>> WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
>> 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>>
>> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
>> WAY BACK THEN??
>>
>> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
>> THOUGHT.
>>
>> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
>> WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
>> COULD HE ???
>>
>> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
>> MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>>
>> "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>>
>> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>>
>> HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>>
>> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>>
>> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>>
>> THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
>> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>>
>> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
>>
>
>
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #75963 is a reply to message #75945] |
Tue, 14 November 2006 02:25 |
rick
Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006
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;o) ;o) ;o) ;o) ;o)
On 14 Nov 2006 07:24:55 +1000, "DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>
>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
>
>"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>
>THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
>
>
>"I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
>WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
>HIS FULL NAME.
>
>SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
>WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
>40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>
>COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
>WAY BACK THEN??
>
>UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
>THOUGHT.
>
>THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
>WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
>COULD HE ???
>
>AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
>MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>
>"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
>"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>
>HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>
>"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
>HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
>THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
>SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>
>"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #75991 is a reply to message #75945] |
Tue, 14 November 2006 13:37 |
Sarah
Messages: 608
Registered: February 2007
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That is funny. When I'm in my hometown, I still find myself looking around
for old friends, classmates, etc. Then, when I think I might recognize
someone, I have to remind myself, "No, dear, your friend would have to be
this person's grandmother by now." And yes, I do refer to myself as "dear"
in my self-talk. It's a grandmotherly thing. :)
Sarah
(54 years old -- doesn't look a day over 53.)
"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote in message news:4558d497$1@linux...
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
>
> "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>
> THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
>
>
> "I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
> WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
> HIS FULL NAME.
>
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
> WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
> 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
> WAY BACK THEN??
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
> THOUGHT.
>
> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
> WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
> COULD HE ???
>
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
> MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>
> "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>
> HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>
> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
> THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>
> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
>
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #75992 is a reply to message #75991] |
Tue, 14 November 2006 13:46 |
AlexPlasko
Messages: 211
Registered: September 2006
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being older isnt a bad thing , look at keith richards.he's what ,like 80
maybe?still rockin.
"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message news:455a34f1@linux...
> That is funny. When I'm in my hometown, I still find myself looking
> around for old friends, classmates, etc. Then, when I think I might
> recognize someone, I have to remind myself, "No, dear, your friend would
> have to be this person's grandmother by now." And yes, I do refer to
> myself as "dear" in my self-talk. It's a grandmotherly thing. :)
>
> Sarah
> (54 years old -- doesn't look a day over 53.)
>
>
> "DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote in message news:4558d497$1@linux...
>>
>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
>>
>> "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>>
>> THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
>>
>>
>> "I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
>> WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
>> HIS FULL NAME.
>>
>> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
>> WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
>> 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>>
>> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
>> WAY BACK THEN??
>>
>> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
>> THOUGHT.
>>
>> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
>> WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
>> COULD HE ???
>>
>> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
>> MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>>
>> "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>>
>> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>>
>> HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>>
>> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>>
>> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>>
>> THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
>> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>>
>> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
>>
>
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #75997 is a reply to message #75945] |
Tue, 14 November 2006 15:39 |
rave
Messages: 3
Registered: September 2005
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Nice!
(still lurking)
rave
"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>
>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
>
>"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>
>THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
>
>
>"I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
>WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
>HIS FULL NAME.
>
>SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
>WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
>40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>
>COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
>WAY BACK THEN??
>
>UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
>THOUGHT.
>
>THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
>WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
>COULD HE ???
>
>AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
>MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>
>"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
>"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>
>HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>
>"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>
>HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
>THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
>SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>
>"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
>
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #76000 is a reply to message #75997] |
Tue, 14 November 2006 17:36 |
DJ
Messages: 1124
Registered: July 2005
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Man!!!!..............speaking of old...........I haven't seen you around
here in years.
;o)
"rave" <rave@jokersandthieves.com> wrote in message news:455a4599$1@linux...
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> Nice!
>
> (still lurking)
> rave
>
> "DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
> >
> >HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
> >
> >"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
> >
> >THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
> >
> >
> >"I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
> >WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
> >HIS FULL NAME.
> >
> >SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
> >WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
> >40-ODD YEARS AGO.
> >
> >COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
> >WAY BACK THEN??
> >
> >UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
> >THOUGHT.
> >
> >THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
> >WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
> >COULD HE ???
> >
> >AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
> >MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
> >
> >"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
> >
> >"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
> >
> >HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
> >
> >"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
> >
> >HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
> >
> >THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
> >SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
> >
> >"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
> >
>
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #76003 is a reply to message #75992] |
Tue, 14 November 2006 20:05 |
duncan
Messages: 123
Registered: November 2006
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Keith is at least 65 -- but his blood is only 19...
chas.
On Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:46:35 -0500, "alex plasko"
<alex.plasko@snet.net> wrote:
>being older isnt a bad thing , look at keith richards.he's what ,like 80
>maybe?still rockin.
>"Sarah" <sarahjane@sarahtonin.com> wrote in message news:455a34f1@linux...
>> That is funny. When I'm in my hometown, I still find myself looking
>> around for old friends, classmates, etc. Then, when I think I might
>> recognize someone, I have to remind myself, "No, dear, your friend would
>> have to be this person's grandmother by now." And yes, I do refer to
>> myself as "dear" in my self-talk. It's a grandmotherly thing. :)
>>
>> Sarah
>> (54 years old -- doesn't look a day over 53.)
>>
>>
>> "DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote in message news:4558d497$1@linux...
>>>
>>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
>>>
>>> "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>>>
>>> THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
>>>
>>>
>>> "I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
>>> WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
>>> HIS FULL NAME.
>>>
>>> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
>>> WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
>>> 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>>>
>>> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
>>> WAY BACK THEN??
>>>
>>> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
>>> THOUGHT.
>>>
>>> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
>>> WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
>>> COULD HE ???
>>>
>>> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
>>> MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>>>
>>> "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>>>
>>> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>>>
>>> HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>>>
>>> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>>>
>>> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>>>
>>> THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
>>> SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>>>
>>> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
>>>
>>
>>
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| Re: I'm not THAT old! [message #76012 is a reply to message #75997] |
Wed, 15 November 2006 08:40 |
Nappy
Messages: 198
Registered: September 2006
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Whats up Rave?
What you been using since leaving PARIS?
respect
Nappy
"rave" <rave@jokersandthieves.com> wrote:
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>Nice!
>
>(still lurking)
>rave
>
>"DC" <dc@spammersinhell.com> wrote:
>>
>>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
>>
>>"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
>>
>>THIS WOMAN'S STORY IS ENLIGHTENING:
>>
>>
>>"I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
>>WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE
>>HIS FULL NAME.
>>
>>SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
>>WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
>>40-ODD YEARS AGO.
>>
>>COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
>>WAY BACK THEN??
>>
>>UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
>>THOUGHT.
>>
>>THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
>>WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! M ...OR
>>COULD HE ???
>>
>>AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
>>MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>>
>>"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>>
>>"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>>
>>HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>>
>>"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
>>
>>HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>>
>>THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPID
>>SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
>>
>>"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?""
>>
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