| OT... [message #76457] |
Sun, 26 November 2006 20:00  |
John Macy
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This guys gets shot in the head, you see. Amazingly, he's still alive. They
get him to the emergency room and the neurosurgeon looks at the Xray and
says, "We can save this guy, but it will be a very long and difficult operation.
It will be very risky, but I think we can do it"
They roll the patient in for surgery and get under way. It takes five hours
of stabilizing the patient just enough so that they can attempt to remove
the bullet. The doctor finally attaches the hemostat onto the shell and contemplates
removing the thing from the patient's brain. He starts to sweat profusely,
knowing that one wrong move could turn this guy's brain into oatmeal. Seeing
his state, his nurse turns to him and says, "Relax doctor. It's not like
we are making a Steely Dan record or anything."
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| Re: OT... [message #76459 is a reply to message #76458] |
Sun, 26 November 2006 20:49  |
Tom Bruhl
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Great one John!
"DJ" <nowayjose@dude.net> wrote in message news:456a6509@linux...
LOL!!!! Glad I didn't read this tomorrow morning while performing the
sacred coffee ritual.
;o)
;o)
"John Macy" <spamlessjohn@johnmacy.com> wrote in message
news:456a54c3$1@linux...
>
> This guys gets shot in the head, you see. Amazingly, he's still =
alive.
They
> get him to the emergency room and the neurosurgeon looks at the Xray =
and
> says, "We can save this guy, but it will be a very long and =
difficult
operation.
> It will be very risky, but I think we can do it"
>
> They roll the patient in for surgery and get under way. It takes =
five
hours
> of stabilizing the patient just enough so that they can attempt to =
remove
> the bullet. The doctor finally attaches the hemostat onto the shell =
and
contemplates
> removing the thing from the patient's brain. He starts to sweat =
profusely,
> knowing that one wrong move could turn this guy's brain into =
oatmeal.
Seeing
> his state, his nurse turns to him and says, "Relax doctor. It's not =
like
> we are making a Steely Dan record or anything."
I choose Polesoft Lockspam to fight spam, and you?
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Great one John!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>"DJ" <<A =
href=3D"mailto:nowayjose@dude.net">nowayjose@dude.net</A>>=20
wrote in message <A=20
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href=3D"news:456a6509@linux">news:456a6509@linux</A>...</DIV>LOL!!!! =
; Glad=20
I didn't read this tomorrow morning while performing the<BR>sacred =
coffee=20
ritual.<BR><BR>;o)<BR><BR><BR>;o)<BR><BR>"John Macy" <<A=20
=
href=3D"mailto:spamlessjohn@johnmacy.com">spamlessjohn@johnmacy.com</A>&g=
t;=20
wrote in message<BR><A=20
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href=3D"news:456a54c3$1@linux">news:456a54c3$1@linux</A>...<BR>><BR>&g=
t; This=20
guys gets shot in the head, you see. Amazingly, he's still=20
alive.<BR>They<BR>> get him to the emergency room and the =
neurosurgeon=20
looks at the Xray and<BR>> says, "We can save this guy, but it will =
be a=20
very long and difficult<BR>operation.<BR>> It will be very risky, =
but I=20
think we can do it"<BR>><BR>> They roll the patient in for =
surgery and=20
get under way. It takes five<BR>hours<BR>> of stabilizing the =
patient just=20
enough so that they can attempt to remove<BR>> the bullet. The =
doctor=20
finally attaches the hemostat onto the shell =
and<BR>contemplates<BR>>=20
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profusely,<BR>> knowing that one wrong move could turn this guy's =
brain=20
into oatmeal.<BR>Seeing<BR>> his state, his nurse turns to him and =
says,=20
"Relax doctor. It's not like<BR>> we are making a Steely Dan record =
or=20
anything."<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
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| Re: OT... [message #76465 is a reply to message #76459] |
Mon, 27 November 2006 11:38 |
damien.gelee
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excelent !
I guess Fagen&Becker would enjoy....
"Tom Bruhl" <arpegio@comcast.net> a =E9crit dans le message de news: =
456a6bdc$1@linux...
Great one John!
"DJ" <nowayjose@dude.net> wrote in message news:456a6509@linux...
LOL!!!! Glad I didn't read this tomorrow morning while performing =
the
sacred coffee ritual.
;o)
;o)
"John Macy" <spamlessjohn@johnmacy.com> wrote in message
news:456a54c3$1@linux...
>
> This guys gets shot in the head, you see. Amazingly, he's still =
alive.
They
> get him to the emergency room and the neurosurgeon looks at the =
Xray and
> says, "We can save this guy, but it will be a very long and =
difficult
operation.
> It will be very risky, but I think we can do it"
>
> They roll the patient in for surgery and get under way. It takes =
five
hours
> of stabilizing the patient just enough so that they can attempt to =
remove
> the bullet. The doctor finally attaches the hemostat onto the =
shell and
contemplates
> removing the thing from the patient's brain. He starts to sweat =
profusely,
> knowing that one wrong move could turn this guy's brain into =
oatmeal.
Seeing
> his state, his nurse turns to him and says, "Relax doctor. It's =
not like
> we are making a Steely Dan record or anything."
I choose Polesoft Lockspam to fight spam, and you?
http://www.polesoft.com/refer.html
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>excelent !</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>I guess Fagen&Becker would=20
enjoy....</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2></FONT> </DIV>
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<DIV>"Tom Bruhl" <<A=20
href=3D"mailto:arpegio@comcast.net">arpegio@comcast.net</A>> a =
=E9crit dans le=20
message de news: <A=20
href=3D"mailto:456a6bdc$1@linux">456a6bdc$1@linux</A>...</DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2>Great one John!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>"DJ" <<A =
href=3D"mailto:nowayjose@dude.net">nowayjose@dude.net</A>>=20
wrote in message <A=20
=
href=3D"news:456a6509@linux">news:456a6509@linux</A>...</DIV>LOL!!!! =
;=20
Glad I didn't read this tomorrow morning while performing =
the<BR>sacred=20
coffee ritual.<BR><BR>;o)<BR><BR><BR>;o)<BR><BR>"John Macy" <<A=20
=
href=3D"mailto:spamlessjohn@johnmacy.com">spamlessjohn@johnmacy.com</A>&g=
t;=20
wrote in message<BR><A=20
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href=3D"news:456a54c3$1@linux">news:456a54c3$1@linux</A>...<BR>><BR>&g=
t;=20
This guys gets shot in the head, you see. Amazingly, he's still=20
alive.<BR>They<BR>> get him to the emergency room and the =
neurosurgeon=20
looks at the Xray and<BR>> says, "We can save this guy, but it =
will be a=20
very long and difficult<BR>operation.<BR>> It will be very risky, =
but I=20
think we can do it"<BR>><BR>> They roll the patient in for =
surgery and=20
get under way. It takes five<BR>hours<BR>> of stabilizing the =
patient=20
just enough so that they can attempt to remove<BR>> the bullet. =
The=20
doctor finally attaches the hemostat onto the shell=20
and<BR>contemplates<BR>> removing the thing from the patient's =
brain. He=20
starts to sweat profusely,<BR>> knowing that one wrong move could =
turn=20
this guy's brain into oatmeal.<BR>Seeing<BR>> his state, his =
nurse turns=20
to him and says, "Relax doctor. It's not like<BR>> we are making =
a Steely=20
Dan record or anything."<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<DIV><FONT size=3D2><BR><BR>I choose Polesoft Lockspam to fight spam, =
and=20
you?<BR><A=20
=
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