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A funny one [message #85137]

Thu, 24 May 2007 06:26

George Axon
Messages: 14
Registered: July 2005

Junior Member

Dear Abby...

I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you
would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening
when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps
outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask
her who called she gets evasive.

Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped
off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up
the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my
wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar
amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really
happening. I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it
at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
He agreed.

Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 50W
half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back
of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I
noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3. Is
this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

Thanks
Very Concerned.

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Re: A funny one [message #85145 is a reply to message #85137]

Thu, 24 May 2007 08:02

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

i hate being outted like this...thanks...

On 24 May 2007 23:26:40 +1000, "George Axon" <georgeaxon@rogers.com>
wrote:

>
>Dear Abby...
>
>I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you
>would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening
>when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps
>outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask
>her who called she gets evasive.
>
>Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped
>off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up
>the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
>A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my
>wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar
>amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really
>happening. I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it
>at the gig and see if she comes into the venue and who she comes in with".
>He agreed.
>
>Saturday night came and I slipped behind my vintage Marshall JMP MKII 50W
>half stack to get a good view. I could feel the heat coming off the back
>of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I
>noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other 3. Is
>this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?
>
>Thanks
>Very Concerned.

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Re: A funny one [message #85146 is a reply to message #85137]

Thu, 24 May 2007 08:56

Deej [4]

Messages: 1292
Registered: January 2007

Senior Member

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked
the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a
cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that
Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's
about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the
restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more
nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On
my bill," he said.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come
back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up,
and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out
the door.

Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
"Don't touch me... I'm collecting disability."

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