| red neck pick up lines [message #82849] |
Sun, 08 April 2007 06:33 |
AlexPlasko
Messages: 211
Registered: September 2006
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1) Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.
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> 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cause ya sure are
> special.
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> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it
> in.
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> 4) Do you have a library card? Cause I'd like to sign
> you out.
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> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cause I can see
> myself in em.
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> 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store
> my nuts in yer hole.
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> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but
> beauty's only a light switch away.
>
> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> Woman - "WHAT?"
> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break
> the ice."
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> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can
> make yer bed rock.
>
> 10) I can't fin d my puppy, can you help me find him?
> I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
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> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin
> sleep til afternoon.
>
> and.... the best for last!
>
> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I
> think of it my nuts tighten up
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