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Your patriotic duty! [message #87616]

Thu, 05 July 2007 09:29

excelav

Messages: 2130
Registered: July 2005
Location: Metro Detroit

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of
their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American
women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

Joke!

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[Message index]

		Your patriotic duty! By: excelav on Thu, 05 July 2007 09:29
		Re: Your patriotic duty! By: LaMont on Thu, 05 July 2007 14:24
		Re: Your patriotic duty! By: excelav on Thu, 05 July 2007 16:09
		Re: Your patriotic duty! By: DJ on Thu, 05 July 2007 15:50
		Re: Your patriotic duty! By: dc[3] on Thu, 05 July 2007 15:56
		Re: Your patriotic duty! By: excelav on Thu, 05 July 2007 16:11
		Re: Your patriotic duty! By: dc[3] on Thu, 05 July 2007 16:15
		Re: Your patriotic duty! By: excelav on Thu, 05 July 2007 20:16
		Re: Your patriotic duty! By: dc[3] on Thu, 05 July 2007 20:52

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