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Thu, 07 September 2006 01:55

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their
days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and
went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came
out
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket

I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior
Citizen
a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi
turd.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tires.
So I called him a shithead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a
little
fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.

almost makes me want to sell my car and start taking the bus.
although in a more youthful era a friend and myself use to stay a
couple of cars ahead of the metermaids and put coins the meters.
geeze that would piss them off.

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		OT.retirement By: rick on Thu, 07 September 2006 01:55
		Re: OT.retirement By: chuck duffy on Thu, 07 September 2006 04:09
		Re: OT.retirement By: Deej [1] on Thu, 07 September 2006 06:17
		Re: OT.retirement By: Sarah on Thu, 07 September 2006 10:06
		Re: OT.retirement By: rick on Thu, 07 September 2006 10:40
		Re: OT.retirement By: michael bliss on Fri, 08 September 2006 13:20

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