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- OT: now this makes econonmic sense. [message #95750] Fri, 08 February 2008 02:03
rick is currently offline  rick   UNITED STATES
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A florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapists
office.

the doctor asks, "what can i do for you?"

the man says, "will you watch us having sexual intercourse?"

the doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couples is asking for advice the he agrees.

when the couple finishes, the doctor says, "there's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have intercourse." he thanks them for coming,
he wishes them good luck, he charges the $50 and says goodbye.

the next week, however the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
to watch again. the sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

this happens several weeks in a row. the couple makes an appointment,
has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor then leave.

finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "i'm
sorry, but i have to ask. just what are you trying to find out?

the old man says, "we're not trying to find out anything. she's
married and we can't go to her house. i'm married and we can't go to
my house. the holiday inn charges $98. the hilton charges $139. we
do it here for $50, and i get $43 back from medicare...!
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