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Mon, 09 January 2006 14:52

John [1]

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Registered: September 2005

Senior Member

Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron for
only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did add on
some yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard) he only
sent me one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.

Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live
"lobster" cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a plastic
container. It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking out,
seriously freaking out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they make
great pets (according to the enclosed document) but she really didn't
want to adopt them. Sorry. I mean you could have just sent a bag of
primo weed (it's still not too late)! hehe

Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.

John

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62734 is a reply to message #62733]

Mon, 09 January 2006 16:29

cujo
Messages: 285
Registered: July 2005

Senior Member

I do hate to hurt gods creatures, but I must say, yumm,
Did he send any live oysters? Oh I loves me some oysters.

Chrin is from up here in Boston right?

John <no@no.com> wrote:
>Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron for

>only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did add on
>some yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard) he only
>sent me one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>
>Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live
>"lobster" cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a plastic
>container. It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking out,
>seriously freaking out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they make
>great pets (according to the enclosed document) but she really didn't
>want to adopt them. Sorry. I mean you could have just sent a bag of
>primo weed (it's still not too late)! hehe
>
>Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>
>John

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62735 is a reply to message #62733]

Mon, 09 January 2006 15:35

justcron

Messages: 330
Registered: May 2006

Senior Member

The website said they make good pets!

:)

all in good fun amigo.

"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
> Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron for
> only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did add on some
> yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard) he only sent me
> one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>
> Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live "lobster"
> cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a plastic container.
> It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking out, seriously freaking
> out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they make great pets (according to
> the enclosed document) but she really didn't want to adopt them. Sorry.
> I mean you could have just sent a bag of primo weed (it's still not too
> late)! hehe
>
> Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>
> John

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62737 is a reply to message #62735]

Mon, 09 January 2006 16:49

Kim
Messages: 1246
Registered: October 2005

Senior Member

LOL! Nice work guys.

Funny, I never thought of roaches as pets... ;o)

Cheers,
Kim.

"justcron" <pachinko@hydrorecords.com> wrote:
>The website said they make good pets!
>
>:)
>
>all in good fun amigo.
>
>"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>> Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron for

>> only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did add on
some
>> yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard) he only sent
me
>> one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>
>> Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live "lobster"

>> cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a plastic container.

>> It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking out, seriously freaking

>> out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they make great pets (according
to
>> the enclosed document) but she really didn't want to adopt them. Sorry.

>> I mean you could have just sent a bag of primo weed (it's still not too

>> late)! hehe
>>
>> Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>
>> John
>
>

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62738 is a reply to message #62735]

Mon, 09 January 2006 15:54

John [1]

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Registered: September 2005

Senior Member

I was really hoping you were some rich nut and was just going to blow
about $50k for shock value. I'm still open to that :-) hehe

justcron wrote:
> The website said they make good pets!
>
> :)
>
> all in good fun amigo.
>
> "John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>
>>Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron for
>>only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did add on some
>>yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard) he only sent me
>>one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>
>>Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live "lobster"
>>cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a plastic container.
>>It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking out, seriously freaking
>>out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they make great pets (according to
>>the enclosed document) but she really didn't want to adopt them. Sorry.
>>I mean you could have just sent a bag of primo weed (it's still not too
>>late)! hehe
>>
>>Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>
>>John
>
>
>

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62744 is a reply to message #62738]

Mon, 09 January 2006 16:34

John [1]

Messages: 2229
Registered: September 2005

Senior Member

Hey, I tried smoking those roaches but they won't stay lit !

John wrote:
> I was really hoping you were some rich nut and was just going to blow
> about $50k for shock value. I'm still open to that :-) hehe
>
> justcron wrote:
>
>> The website said they make good pets!
>>
>> :)
>>
>> all in good fun amigo.
>>
>> "John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>>
>>> Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron
>>> for only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did
>>> add on some yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard)
>>> he only sent me one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>>
>>> Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live
>>> "lobster" cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a
>>> plastic container. It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking
>>> out, seriously freaking out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they
>>> make great pets (according to the enclosed document) but she really
>>> didn't want to adopt them. Sorry. I mean you could have just sent a
>>> bag of primo weed (it's still not too late)! hehe
>>>
>>> Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>>
>>> John
>>
>>
>>
>>

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62746 is a reply to message #62744]

Mon, 09 January 2006 18:06

cujo
Messages: 285
Registered: July 2005

Senior Member

Wait, Are you saying he shipped actual cockroaches?
I thought he sent you Lobsters. Those do look like big bugs

John <no@no.com> wrote:
>Hey, I tried smoking those roaches but they won't stay lit !
>
>John wrote:
>> I was really hoping you were some rich nut and was just going to blow

>> about $50k for shock value. I'm still open to that :-) hehe
>>
>> justcron wrote:
>>
>>> The website said they make good pets!
>>>
>>> :)
>>>
>>> all in good fun amigo.
>>>
>>> "John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>>>
>>>> Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron

>>>> for only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did
>>>> add on some yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard)

>>>> he only sent me one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>>>
>>>> Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live
>>>> "lobster" cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a
>>>> plastic container. It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking
>>>> out, seriously freaking out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they

>>>> make great pets (according to the enclosed document) but she really

>>>> didn't want to adopt them. Sorry. I mean you could have just sent a

>>>> bag of primo weed (it's still not too late)! hehe
>>>>
>>>> Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>>>
>>>> John
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62747 is a reply to message #62746]

Mon, 09 January 2006 18:13

cujo
Messages: 285
Registered: July 2005

Senior Member

I love google but John, you don;t get the Impressive Defensive Smell,

from http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/Roaches/

The Lobster cockroach is commonly kept in the U.S. but usually just as a
food source... due to their ease of rearing and palatability. The body of
this roach is soft enough for almost all predators, there is a high meat
to shell ratio, they do not seem to be able to hide as well as many other
roaches, and finally, they do not have the impressive defensive smell of
many roaches.

"Cujo" <chris@nospamapplemanstudio.com> wrote:
>
>
>Wait, Are you saying he shipped actual cockroaches?
>I thought he sent you Lobsters. Those do look like big bugs
>
>
>John <no@no.com> wrote:
>>Hey, I tried smoking those roaches but they won't stay lit !
>>
>>John wrote:
>>> I was really hoping you were some rich nut and was just going to blow
>
>>> about $50k for shock value. I'm still open to that :-) hehe
>>>
>>> justcron wrote:
>>>
>>>> The website said they make good pets!
>>>>
>>>> :)
>>>>
>>>> all in good fun amigo.
>>>>
>>>> "John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>>>>
>>>>> Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron
>
>>>>> for only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did

>>>>> add on some yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard)
>
>>>>> he only sent me one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>>>>
>>>>> Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live
>>>>> "lobster" cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a
>>>>> plastic container. It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking

>>>>> out, seriously freaking out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they
>
>>>>> make great pets (according to the enclosed document) but she really
>
>>>>> didn't want to adopt them. Sorry. I mean you could have just sent
a
>
>>>>> bag of primo weed (it's still not too late)! hehe
>>>>>
>>>>> Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>>>>
>>>>> John
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62749 is a reply to message #62746]

Mon, 09 January 2006 17:42

John [1]

Messages: 2229
Registered: September 2005

Senior Member

cujo, i'm saying actual cockroaches !!!!!!!!! There were about 20 of
em in a clear plastic container.

Cujo wrote:
> Wait, Are you saying he shipped actual cockroaches?
> I thought he sent you Lobsters. Those do look like big bugs
>
>
> John <no@no.com> wrote:
>
>>Hey, I tried smoking those roaches but they won't stay lit !
>>
>>John wrote:
>>
>>>I was really hoping you were some rich nut and was just going to blow
>
>
>>>about $50k for shock value. I'm still open to that :-) hehe
>>>
>>>justcron wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>The website said they make good pets!
>>>>
>>>>:)
>>>>
>>>>all in good fun amigo.
>>>>
>>>>"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron
>
>
>>>>>for only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did
>>>>>add on some yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard)
>
>
>>>>>he only sent me one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>>>>
>>>>>Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live
>>>>>"lobster" cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a
>>>>>plastic container. It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking
>>>>>out, seriously freaking out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they
>
>
>>>>>make great pets (according to the enclosed document) but she really
>
>
>>>>>didn't want to adopt them. Sorry. I mean you could have just sent a
>
>
>>>>>bag of primo weed (it's still not too late)! hehe
>>>>>
>>>>>Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>>>>
>>>>>John
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62756 is a reply to message #62749]

Mon, 09 January 2006 19:48

JD
Messages: 15
Registered: July 2005

Junior Member

John <no@no.com> wrote:
>cujo, i'm saying actual cockroaches !!!!!!!!! There were about 20 of
>em in a clear plastic container.

And here I thought you guys were talking about attorneys. Same difference
to me.

>
>Cujo wrote:
>> Wait, Are you saying he shipped actual cockroaches?
>> I thought he sent you Lobsters. Those do look like big bugs
>>
>>
>> John <no@no.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Hey, I tried smoking those roaches but they won't stay lit !
>>>
>>>John wrote:
>>>
>>>>I was really hoping you were some rich nut and was just going to blow
>>
>>
>>>>about $50k for shock value. I'm still open to that :-) hehe
>>>>
>>>>justcron wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>The website said they make good pets!
>>>>>
>>>>>:)
>>>>>
>>>>>all in good fun amigo.
>>>>>
>>>>>"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron
>>
>>
>>>>>>for only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did

>>>>>>add on some yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard)
>>
>>
>>>>>>he only sent me one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live
>>>>>>"lobster" cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a
>>>>>>plastic container. It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking

>>>>>>out, seriously freaking out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they
>>
>>
>>>>>>make great pets (according to the enclosed document) but she really
>>
>>
>>>>>>didn't want to adopt them. Sorry. I mean you could have just sent
a
>>
>>
>>>>>>bag of primo weed (it's still not too late)! hehe
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>John
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62779 is a reply to message #62756]

Tue, 10 January 2006 02:49

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

unless there's strippers involved it's tough to get 20 of them
together...in anything.

On 10 Jan 2006 13:48:16 +1000, "JD" <no@nospam.com> wrote:

>
>John <no@no.com> wrote:
>>cujo, i'm saying actual cockroaches !!!!!!!!! There were about 20 of
>>em in a clear plastic container.
>
>
>And here I thought you guys were talking about attorneys. Same difference
>to me.
>
>>
>>Cujo wrote:
>>> Wait, Are you saying he shipped actual cockroaches?
>>> I thought he sent you Lobsters. Those do look like big bugs
>>>
>>>
>>> John <no@no.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Hey, I tried smoking those roaches but they won't stay lit !
>>>>
>>>>John wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I was really hoping you were some rich nut and was just going to blow
>>>
>>>
>>>>>about $50k for shock value. I'm still open to that :-) hehe
>>>>>
>>>>>justcron wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>The website said they make good pets!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>:)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>all in good fun amigo.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>for only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did
>
>>>>>>>add on some yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard)
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>he only sent me one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live
>>>>>>>"lobster" cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a
>>>>>>>plastic container. It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking
>
>>>>>>>out, seriously freaking out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>make great pets (according to the enclosed document) but she really
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>didn't want to adopt them. Sorry. I mean you could have just sent
>a
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>bag of primo weed (it's still not too late)! hehe
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>John
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>

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Re: justcron......aw you shouldn't have [message #62780 is a reply to message #62737]

Tue, 10 January 2006 02:50

rick

Messages: 1976
Registered: February 2006

Senior Member

move to new york or florida.

On 10 Jan 2006 10:49:09 +1000, "Kim" <hiddensounds@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>
>LOL! Nice work guys.
>
>Funny, I never thought of roaches as pets... ;o)
>
>Cheers,
>Kim.
>
>"justcron" <pachinko@hydrorecords.com> wrote:
>>The website said they make good pets!
>>
>>:)
>>
>>all in good fun amigo.
>>
>>"John" <no@no.com> wrote in message news:43c2e8e7@linux...
>>> Well, I must not have been good last year cuz when I asked justcron for
>
>>> only 3 presents (ski boat, jet ski and motocross, though I did add on
>some
>>> yorkville monitors and an allen and heath 16:2 mixwizard) he only sent
>me
>>> one and it wasn't even one of them on my list.
>>>
>>> Imagine my wife's surprise when she opened a fedex box with live "lobster"
>
>>> cochroaches. I just thank you for keeping them in a plastic container.
>
>>> It was hilarious to me but my wife was freaking out, seriously freaking
>
>>> out. Meanwhile I'm reading to her how they make great pets (according
>to
>>> the enclosed document) but she really didn't want to adopt them. Sorry.
>
>>> I mean you could have just sent a bag of primo weed (it's still not too
>
>>> late)! hehe
>>>
>>> Merry Christmas Justcron and I thought it was hilarous.
>>>
>>> John
>>
>>

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